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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 6633 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 48 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 10 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 143 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 107 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
