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GrossCraft: Vomit Symphony

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Divine Spears Created:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of hearing the same old boring sounds in Minecraft like cows mooing and chickens clucking? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only sounds you’ll hear are farting creepers, burping zombies, and singing skeletons! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come join us for a truly unforgettable auditory experience – if you dare!

BlockyBrits: No Go Zone

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

hey u, yes u, r u tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, do i have a treat for u! come join our server where the tables are turned and now the UK is on the ‘do not travel’ list! why, u ask? well, because our server is so lit, so crazy, so wild that even the UK can’t handle it! we’ve got pigs flying, cows doing the macarena, and creepers throwing parties in your base! join us for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock, or maybe even a pet zombie that will do your bidding! don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see why everyone is talking about our server!

SpongepocalypseNZ

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more sponge than the entire ocean of New Zealand! We got over 50 million sponges for you to build with, but watch out for the evil sea creatures trying to bleach them all! It’s a battle for survival, with over 1000 kilometers of coastline to explore and conquer. Will you be the hero who saves the sponges or the villain who destroys them all? Join now and be part of the most devastating sponge war in Minecraft history!

CraftyRoll Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers in town. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to mine an entire mountain in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

TwilightZonePoppedOffMC-SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Crops Grown:	8660	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1776

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the cows dance, the creepers tell jokes, and the diamonds sing show tunes? Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and anything is possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely of cake, and tame a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Our community is filled with quirky characters, from the mysterious Herobrine who leaves cryptic messages in chat to the friendly witch who brews potions that turn you into a chicken for a day.

But beware, the server is also home to the dreaded Blocktopus, a giant squid made entirely of blocks who roams the ocean depths looking for unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face this monstrous creature and emerge victorious?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the twilight zone kinda popped off and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and endless possibilities!

ExBlockMateNoTake

apartment sale, Controlling, Covid-19, Divorce, dream home, economic collapse, Estonia, ex wife, ExBlockMateNoTake, home loan, Home office, jealous, lawsuit, Marriage, mutual friends, red flags, renovation, rent free, savings, small town, Support

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and red flags of real life like our player did! Join us for a wild ride filled with building, exploring, and maybe even some unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine renovating your own virtual apartment with your ex-wife, only to have it all fall apart in a dramatic fashion. But fear not, on our server, you can build and renovate to your heart’s content without any exes trying to claim half of your hard work.

And if you ever feel like your ex is still haunting you, just block them like our player is considering doing with their annoying friends. We promise no one will demand money from you for the virtual creations you make on our server.

So come join us and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who knows, you might even find some new friends who won’t try to sue you for virtual property!

BlockyVirginProTips

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	3618
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Potions Brewed:	142

Are you a Minecraft virgin looking to pop your blocky cherry? Well, look no further than our server for the ultimate first-time experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of experienced players who will guide you through the ins and outs of the game (literally, we have a maze section that will blow your mind).

Need some tips on how to impress your fellow players? We’ve got you covered! Our resident love guru, Steve, will teach you all the tricks of the trade to make sure your first time on the server is unforgettable.

So why wait? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (we can’t promise anything, but we’ve had some players find their Minecraft soulmates on our server).

SkyHighCityCraft

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4863	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we build UP, not out! Forget about boring old flat worlds, we’re all about that vertical growth, just like those Asian cities! Climb to the sky and show off your building skills in our insane skyscraper challenges! Watch out for the occasional ninja attack though, those sneaky Asians are always up to something! So what are you waiting for? Join now and reach for the stars, literally!

CountryRejects Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Towns Built:	4	Ores Mined:	9537
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Potions Brewed:	62	Farms Harvested:	811

Are you tired of being forever alone in your country? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be drowning in virtual love! Our pixelated princesses are just waiting to swoon over your blocky charm. Who needs real-life romance when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will never leave you for a creep(er)? Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2472
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of your posts being rejected like a sad rejected potato at a potato festival? Join our Minecraft SMP where even the spamiest of posts are welcomed with open arms! Our system doesn’t discriminate against spam, it embraces it like a long-lost cousin at a family reunion. So come join us and let your spammy posts roam free like wild unicorns in a magical forest! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent spam bots who have a secret agenda to take over the world…one spam post at a time. So join us now before it’s too late and the spam bots have complete control!