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NoBday4U

Argument, bad guy, big family, birthday dinner, celebrate, divided group, divorced parents, Drama, Excluding, fake nice, family situation, Friends, Group Chat, immature, Jerk, keep the peace., mean, NoBday4U, passive aggressive, Petty

Are you tired of drama in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and leave all the real-life petty arguments behind! No more passive-aggressive comments about your family situation or accusations of being “fake nice.” On our server, the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content. And if anyone starts causing trouble, our moderators will swoop in like superheroes to save the day. So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

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CreeperCraze: ScariestLifeMoment

anxiety, blood-curdling, bone-chilling, chilling, CreeperCraze, fear, Frightening, goosebumps, hair-raising, heart-pounding, heart-stopping, Horror, nerve-wracking, Panic, petrifying, ScariestLifeMoment, Scary, spine-tingling., Terrifying, Terror

Have you ever been chased by a horde of creepers while trying to build a house out of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for heart-pounding adventures, epic battles with giant spiders, and the chance to mine for rare ores while dodging lava pits. Who needs a haunted house when you can experience real terror in the world of Minecraft? Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

border patrol, Capture, captured, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Escape, foreign affairs, Incident, injured, international relations, investigation, KimJongCraft, Military, Minecraft, News, North Korean soldiers, russia, Server, soldiers, Tension, Ukraine

HEY YOU! YES YOU! WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL YOU, WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A MUD BATH!

ON OUR SERVER, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! BUT BEWARE, THERE’S A CREEPER GUARDING IT WHO THINKS HE’S A FASHIONISTA WITH HIS EXPLOSIONS!

ALSO, WE HAVE A MINI-GAME WHERE YOU CAN RIDE ON THE BACK OF A CHICKEN WHILE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIE PIGMEN WITH CARROT SWORDS! IT’S WILD, I TELL YA!

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR PET ENDER DRAGON NAMED FLUFFY? HE’S A REAL SWEETHEART ONCE YOU GET TO KNOW HIM, JUST DON’T MENTION HIS BAD BREATH.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY! YEEHAW!

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TaxCraft: Rubles vs. Diamonds

billion, Business, companies, Conflict, diamonds, Economy, finance, Global, Government, international relations, Investments, ongoing, Pay, Politics, Rubles, russia, sanctions, TaxCraft, TAXES, Trade, Ukraine, US, War

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world and dive into a virtual world where US companies pay over $1 billion in taxes to russia amid ongoing ukraine war 🤣🤣🤣

build ur own tax-paying empire and show those russians who’s boss! fight off creepers and zombies while navigating the treacherous world of international tax law 😂

join now for a chance to win a virtual yacht made entirely out of tax forms and a pet zombie named vladimir 🧟‍♂️💸

what are u waiting for? come join the madness and let’s make taxes fun again! 🤪🤑🎮

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Pixelated Phone Thieves

Crime Prevention, criminal activity, criminal behavior, digital age, digital distractions, law enforcement, personal security, petty crimes, Phone, PHONES, pixelated, privacy, Public, Public Safety, security cameras, smartphone addiction, social behavior, Surveillance, Surveillance Footage, Technology, theft, thieves, urban environment

so, like, u know how people r always on their phones and stuff, right? well, imagine this: u could totally get away with stealing a cookie from the cookie jar cuz no one is paying attention!! on our server, u can live out all ur cookie-stealing fantasies without any consequences. plus, our security cameras take the worst images ever, so even if u do get caught, no one will even know it’s u. join us for a wild ride of crime and chaos, where the only rule is to have fun and eat all the cookies u want.

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NoBday4U

CreeperCraze: ScariestLifeMoment

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

TaxCraft: Rubles vs. Diamonds

Pixelated Phone Thieves