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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 5836 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 51 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
But that’s not all – unleash a bullshit 6+ hit combo that can chain into other attacks instantly, leaving your enemies scratching their pixelated heads in confusion. And watch out for the retarded AOE groundslam that will have your opponents running for the hills (or the mines).
We’ll even force you to rollslop and waste your entire stamina bar just spazzing out – because who needs strategy when you can just swing your sword wildly and hope for the best? And don’t forget about the delayed swings made specifically to roll catch, because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously challenging?
So come join us on our server and show those stupid japs who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. It’s a blocky battle like you’ve never seen before – and you won’t want to miss out on the insanity!
