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Earthworm Jim’s Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here, you’ll find daily reminders to mine those diamonds, mandatory study time on how to defeat the Ender Dragon, and a real-time trading system where you can trade your emeralds for epic loot.

But that’s not all! We have a special quest where you must team up with Reddit and a group of mysterious Jews to take down the evil Citadel boss who holds 60 trillion USD. And if you fail, the FDIC will swoop in as your insurance!

Don’t forget to avoid the DSPP dungeon, where evil hedge funds lurk, and always check your broker to make sure you’re not getting rugpulled. And remember, last time on /GME/, Sneed the hedgehog made a daring escape from the short sellers!

Join us on this wild adventure and let’s mine, craft, and conquer together!

WhiskyWife’s Escape Minecraft Server

Birthday, bottle label, Canada, chocolate bar, DAUGHTER, Escape, funny, Happy, hard hat, husband, idiot, mad, Minecraft, safeway, Server, side eye, smores, Sweater, tool box, Truck, whisky sticker, WhiskyWifes, Wife, YARD

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the label on the back of whisky bottles is used as fashion accessories! Join us for some hilarious fun as we peel off stickers and stick them in unexpected places – like on your wife’s sweater right over her boob!

But that’s not all – we have chocolate bar thieves, birthday celebrations, and plenty of side-eye action at the local Safeway. Join us for a server experience like no other, where the only rule is to have a good time and embrace the madness. Who knew a whisky sticker could cause so much chaos? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyClean Co.

apartment, app services, Appliances, building, Complaints, CraftyClean, DoorDash, dryers, English language, family, Friends, income, Instacart, LANDLORD, laundromat, laundry service, lease agreement, livelihood, neighbors, tenants, washers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the washers and dryers are always in use – but not by pesky neighbors trying to make a quick buck! No, here we have a mysterious laundry queen who has turned our humble laundry room into a bustling business empire. Who needs diamonds when you can have freshly laundered clothes at the click of a button?

Join our server and witness the epic saga of the Laundry Lady, a non-English speaking entrepreneur who has taken the Minecraft world by storm with her laundry delivery service. Will she expand her empire to other virtual realms? Will she face off against the evil landlord who dares to question her methods? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server.

So come on down and experience the thrill of doing laundry in Minecraft like never before. Who needs dragons and dungeons when you have dirty socks and fabric softener? Join now and be a part of the most bizarre and hilarious server you’ll ever encounter. And remember, don’t be a Karen – embrace the chaos and let the laundry madness begin!

HatecraftTeacherGone

controversial, Curiosity, Disappearance, Disliked, education, gossip, HatecraftTeacherGone, History, investigation, Memories, missing, Mystery, past, Rumors, scandal, School, Staff, Students, Teacher, unpopular, unresolved

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Are you tired of dealing with that one teacher everyone hated in school? Well, come join our Minecraft server and find out what really happened to them! Rumor has it they were last seen getting chased by a pack of creepers and skeletons in our virtual world. Will you be the one to uncover the truth and save them, or will you join forces with the mobs and take them down once and for all? Join now for a chance to rewrite history and have some laughs along the way!

SloveniaCraft420

adult-use, approve, ballot, Cannabis, decision, drug policy, european union, law, legalization, legislation, Marijuana, Measure, Pot, public opinion, recreational, referendum, slovenia, SloveniaCraft420, social change, voters, Weed

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yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the grass is made of weed and the trees are giant joints? well, do i have the server for you! we just got approved for adult-use cannabis legalization in slovenia, so you know this server is gonna be lit AF!

imagine mining for diamonds while smoking a fat blunt, or building a house out of giant marijuana leaves. plus, our pvp battles are next level when everyone is high as a kite. trust me, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so come join us on the dankest server in slovenia and get ready to blaze it up while you craft and build with your fellow stoners. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and let’s get high on minecraft!

UnderstoodOverLove

communication skills, deep connection, emotional bonding, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, emotional intimacy, emotional needs, Emotional support, emotional validation, Empathy, expressing feelings, healthy relationships, importance of communication, love, love language, mutual understanding, relationships, Understanding, UnderstoodOverLove, validation

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so, like, imagine a place where u can build ur own world, like, literally. u can create a castle made out of diamonds or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. the possibilities r endless, dude.

but, like, the best part is the community. we have players from all over the world who come together to, like, build epic structures and go on crazy adventures. u can team up with ur new bff from france or challenge someone from australia to a build battle.

and, like, the admins are super cool. they host events like treasure hunts and pvp tournaments. one time, they even turned the whole server into a giant maze and whoever made it to the end got a pet dragon. how sick is that?

so, like, if u wanna join a place where u can let ur imagination run wild and make friends from all over the globe, then this server is the place for u. come join us and let’s create some epic memories together!

Underwater Adventures: The Ultimate Fish-Out-of-Water Experience!

Adventures, BODYGUARD, building, Caves, Conquer, Customitems, Custommobs, Economy, Experience, FishOutofWater, Griefprevention, Landclaim, market, power, PvP, Ranks, SafeCommunity., Semi Vanilla, Staff, Ultimate, Underwater, UnderwaterCity, waterbreathing

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Server Overview

Server Name	Atlantis
Server IP	45.43.163.12:25517
Location	Europe – France
Version	1.20.4 (Java; Vanilla client)
Gameplay Types	[SMP] [Semi-Vanilla] [PVE] [PVP] [Land Claim] [Elitemobs] [BetterStructures] [jobs] [survival] [Economy]
Description	Atlantis is SMP server where you play as Atlantean with Power – Ranks – Land Claim – PVP- Under Water City and Market – Special items – Special plugins – new server – friendly – chance to become staff Mod

FAQ

Q: What is the main theme of Atlantis server?

A: Play like a true Atlantean with special powers, ranks, and features.

Q: Are there custom items available on the server?

A: Yes, there are custom items available for PVE gameplay, while PVP remains vanilla.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is prevented with the GriefPrevention plugin.

Q: What are some unique features of Atlantis server?

A: Summon your own bodyguard and custom mobs, underwater spawn with water breathing, betterStructures plugin for new buildings and caves, and custom plugins.

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is new with vast land for players to claim and explore.

Q: How is the community on Atlantis server?

A: The server boasts a friendly staff and safe community for players.

CraftyMonsters Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of raging monsters? Look no further than our server, where the only thing scarier than a Creeper is a Rathalos on a rampage! Join us for epic hunts, insane armor sets, and a community that’s tighter than a Nether portal in a cramped cave.

But that’s not all – our server is so hot, it’s been verified for the Steam Deck! That’s right, even Gabe Newell himself can’t resist the thrill of taking down a Zinogre with friends. And with our extensive databases for armor sets, monster weaknesses, and decorations, you’ll be the most prepared hunter this side of the End Portal.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the thrill of the hunt like never before. Just remember to watch out for that sneaky Deviljho – rumor has it he’s been griefing our base camps!

Terminator’s FemBot Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your masculinity? Look no further than our server, where the players are tough, strong, and very feminine. If you’re a closet misogynist, prepare to be scared out of your wits by our powerful female players. We didn’t trade gender traits, we just have some seriously badass ladies on our server.

Join now and see for yourself the responses from trolls who can’t handle our fierce female players. Don’t be a hater, or you’ll regret it after experiencing the power of Dark Date on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and embrace the chaos of our crazy Minecraft world!

HangryCraft: NoMicrowaveZone

Autoimmune Disease, breakfast sandwich, Caregiver, cold shoulder, eating out, freshly made meals, frozen food, get over it, glass containers, HangryCraft, high protein, husband, Illness, INCONVENIENCE, low calorie, microwave, mistreatment, NoMicrowaveZone, Pool day, sensitivity, short lived, stay at home mom

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Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful spouses who can’t appreciate a good meal? Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you won’t have to cook for anyone but yourself! Our virtual world is filled with endless possibilities, unlike the limited options in your fridge.

Sick of being treated like a caregiver instead of a partner? On our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether it’s a warrior, a builder, or just someone who enjoys a good frittata without complaints.

Say goodbye to microwaving frozen food and hello to freshly made virtual meals that won’t disappoint. Our community is supportive and understanding, unlike some real-life situations we won’t mention.

So why wait? Join our server now and escape the drama of domestic life for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	500
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Animals Bred:	42	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Divine Spears Created:	25
Astral Projections Made:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Alien Abductions:	3

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Underwater Adventures: The Ultimate Fish-Out-of-Water Experience!

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Server Overview

FAQ

Q: What is the main theme of Atlantis server?

Q: Are there custom items available on the server?

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

Q: What are some unique features of Atlantis server?

Q: Is the server new?

Q: How is the community on Atlantis server?

CraftyMonsters Minecraft Server

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Terminator’s FemBot Minecraft Server

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HangryCraft: NoMicrowaveZone

Stats November 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Buildings Constructed:	26	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	242312	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Star Shards Collected:	58	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1