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Nikke’s Blocky Adventures #2133 – Craft, Mine, Laugh!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	188
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Potions Brewed:	141	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have some INSANE reasons for you to join us!

– Download the game on Android/iOS/PC and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! – Need some general info or have questions as a new player? Check out our FAQ for all the answers you need! – Want to unlock some SECRET codes that will blow your mind? Head over to our active codes page and see what treasures await you! – And if that’s not enough, we have additional links that will take you to places you never thought possible!

But wait, there’s more! All events and updates listed below are in UTC+9, so make sure you’re ready to dive into the madness!

– Join us for our 1.5th Anniversary Stream on April 20th! It’s going to be a party you won’t want to miss! – Get ready for some OPTIMIZATION on April 11th that will make your Minecraft experience even more mind-blowing! – And don’t forget about our upcoming events like Union Raid, Co-Op: Land Eater, and the mysterious 1.5th Anniversary celebration!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it. 😉

Minecraft Mayhem: Greatness & Misery

big dick, good face, Great, GREATNESS, Intelligent, lonely, MAYHEM, mentally ill, Minecraft, Miserable, Misery, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-deprecating, self-doubt, self-esteem issues, single, Tall

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Farms Harvested:	995	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question your own existence? Look no further, because our server is run by a 6’2 giant with a big dick and a face so good, it’ll make you weep tears of envy. This server is so smart, it puts Einstein to shame – seriously, we’re talking next level intelligence here. But don’t worry, we’re all a little mentally ill here, so you’ll fit right in. And hey, who needs a girlfriend when you can join our server and fuck some creepers in the ass in the morning? Trust us, you won’t find a more insane and outrageous server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

SpicyWolfCraft: Yarei Edition

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5139	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	4576
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever dream of and more!

Join us and witness the LEGEND of Yarei unfold before your eyes. Who is Yarei, you ask? Only the most powerful Minecraft player to ever grace the digital world. Rumor has it that Yarei once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Can you handle that level of AWESOMENESS?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to Chloe, Yarei’s arch-nemesis. Chloe is known for her incredible building skills and her ability to tame even the wildest of creepers. Will you join forces with Yarei or team up with Chloe? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the EPIC adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft LEGEND!

UglyCraft: Where even German women look beautiful!

Allies, America, Beautiful, beauty standards, Bitches, body shaming, Disgusting, German, german women, germany, Hideous, hot women, obese, old hags, physical appearance, Stereotypes, tight young beauties, Ugly, UglyCraft, vile whales, war aftermath, Women, ww2

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Potions Brewed:	187
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the players are as hot as lava and the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to escape the horrors of a world where hideous creatures roam free, like those vile whales from the depths of the ocean.

Our server is like a post-WW2 paradise, where the allies have taken all the hot women and left us with only the most disgusting, obese old hags. But fear not, for on our server, you will find only tight young beauties ready to conquer the blocky world with you.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where beauty reigns supreme and adventures never end!

Dad’s Six Kids Minecraft Server

benefit, children, dad, Dads, decision, determined, Economy, education, family, Future, growth, humor, Inheritance, italy, Kids, Legacy, Minecraft, opportunity, parenting, Plan, Server, success, trend, Unstoppable

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1718
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Potions Brewed:	175
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we encourage you to join because Italy’s trending economy is waiting for you! Why settle for just sending your kids there when you can build your own virtual empire right here? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a player who’s planning on having six kids just like their dad? The more, the merrier, right? Join now and let’s create our own hilarious Italian Minecraft dynasty together!

Zombie Queen’s Respawn: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, Arrogant, Backlash, COMEBACK, Community, criticism, demand for change, Disappointment, Expectations, Fans, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, online entertainment, Prideful, QUEENS, respawn, Retribution, self-centered, streaming, teach a lesson, Ultimate, virtual idols, zombie

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	449
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we take on the mighty Hololive and show them who’s boss! 🤣

Are you tired of their overinflated egos and constant bragging? Join us and help put them in their place!

Our server is filled with epic quests where you can defeat virtual idols and earn rare loot. Who needs Hololive when you can be the real star of the show?

But beware, Hololive won’t go down without a fight. Get ready for intense battles and dramatic showdowns as you prove that you are the true minecraft idol.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and show Hololive who’s boss in the most hilarious way possible! 😂

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

0/10 gameplay, avoid at all costs, avoid this game, Awful, DISAPPOINTING, frustrating, Garbage, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, not recommended, not worth playing, not worth the hype, Overrated, poorly made, regret buying, terrible controls, terrible design, Unplayable, Waste of Money, Waste of time, worst game, worst game ever

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Welcome to the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time! This server is so bad, it’s actually good. With stunningly terrible gameplay that will leave you questioning your life choices, this server is a must-join for anyone looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the creator of this server was actually a disgruntled redditor who wanted to troll all the man children out there. And boy, did they succeed! The gameplay is so mind-numbingly awful that it will make you question why you ever started playing Minecraft in the first place.

But wait, there’s more! This server is also rumored to have been made by a group of faggots who just wanted to watch the world burn. And burn it will, as you navigate through glitchy landscapes and encounter bizarre creatures that will haunt your dreams.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will make you legit sick with its terrible gameplay and questionable design choices, look no further than the Worst Minecraft Server of All Time. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in the worst way possible).

Chud Fact Checkers: Minecraft Edition

Ade, apnews, Checkers, Chud, chuds, conspiracy theories, critical thinking, Debunked, Disinformation, Edition, evidence based, fact, fact check, fact-checking, fake news, false claims, health, infertility, Minecraft, Misinformation, pilpul, Propaganda, Science, vaccine, VAIDS

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than this insane server that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming all at the same time!

Join now to experience the unbelievable world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. Our server is so wild that even the ADE, infertility, VAIDS conspiracy theories seem tame in comparison.

But wait, there’s more! Our fact-checking system is so atrocious that you’ll be questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the captcha challenges – you’ll be scratching your head for days trying to figure them out.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown on this mind-bending Minecraft server. Just remember to buckle up, because it’s going to be a wild ride!

Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness

Archiver, augments, capcom, character creator, core skills, Cycle, ddg, Dogma, Dragon’s Dogma 1 OP., Dragon’s Dogma General, dragons, madness, Minecraft, pastebin, patch notes, pawn, Pawn Sheet, pawns, Skills, Steam page, Succubus Edition, survey, Thread, Wiki

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7565
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner Succubus and conquer the virtual world! Official Capcom survey? We don’t need that, we make our own rules here. Patch notes? Who needs those when you can create your own epic adventures. Want to create your own character like a boss? Check out our Pawn/character creator archiver and get ready to slay some dragons.

Skills, core skills, augments, and more are all waiting for you on our server. Do you want your pawn hired? Of course you do, so jump in and show off your skills. Need some tips? Our Wiki has got you covered.

Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Dragon’s Dogma 2 when you can create your own epic story on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

Blocky Butt Kicking Adventure

addiction, Adventure, Alluring, aroma, attractive, bad habit, blocky, butt, cigarettes, Dangerous, desire, fetish, Girls, hot, Irresistible, kicking, pheromones, Provocative, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, smoking, taboo, temptation

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the smoking girls are so hot that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire them. The smell of good cigs is like pheromones to us, drawing players in from all corners of the blocky world.

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with a squad of chain-smoking Endermen, who will trade you rare items in exchange for a pack of Marlboros. Build your own cigarette factory in the Nether, where the lava flows like a never-ending ashtray.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs here have all picked up the habit, and you may find yourself facing off against a group of zombie pigmen puffing on cigars or a skeleton shooting flaming arrows while taking a smoke break.

So come on down to our server and experience the smoky goodness for yourself. Just remember to bring your own pack of smokes, because in this world, cigarettes are the currency of choice.