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CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3202	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Enchantments Applied:	247	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9074
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4741
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Ores Mined:	6212

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Emeralds Found:	2810	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	89
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	98
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1536
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	631	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9703
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver