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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5006 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 50 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll gain the ability to speak fluent llama and have a pet zombie pigman named Bob who tells hilarious dad jokes.
So why wait? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, we take no responsibility for any sudden outbreaks of laughter or uncontrollable snorting that may occur while playing on our server.