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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 9765 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Magic Crystals Found: | 9 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only currency is cheeseburgers and the national anthem plays on loop in the background! Join us for a wild ride where every player is required to wear a cowboy hat and speak in a southern accent at all times.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual hot dog eating contest, where players compete to see who can consume the most pixelated hot dogs in under 10 minutes. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual ketchup!
And if that’s not enticing enough, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but jars of peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Only the bravest and most daring players can find their way to this hidden treasure trove.
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the true American dream, where the only limit is your imagination (and your appetite for cheeseburgers)!
