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Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Potions Brewed:	101	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mines Excavated:	1862	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Villages Defended:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6681
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	378
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crops Grown:	7747	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Crops Grown:	8330
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Drop Zone Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3675
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Void Gems Collected:	17	Buildings Constructed:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

Price Tag Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Votes:	8992	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Divine Spears Created:	21
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Towns Built:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Project Kus! Minecraft server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4

A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

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Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	233
Mythical Swords Crafted:	58	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1718	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!