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LOLcraft: The OG block buddy server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9981
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

> be me > trying to make friends in new Minecraft server > find a player who seems cool > chat with them for a bit > they seem interested in being friends > exchange usernames to add each other as friends > log on the next day excited to play with new friend > realize they blocked me > see them in-game running away from me > accuse them of betrayal > they claim they thought I was a creeper > they start a rumor that I’m actually a creeper in disguise > now everyone on the server is afraid of me > but hey, easy way to scare off griefers, right? Join our server now for hilarious shenanigans like this one!

MineCraftyMcServer: Where watching others play is more fun than playing yourself! #lolz #trendy #gamersunite

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
New Chunks Explored:	672610	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Do you ever find yourself wanting to play Minecraft but just can’t be bothered to actually play? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where watching someone else play is virtually the same experience as playing yourself. Why waste time actually playing the game when you can sit back, relax, and let someone else do all the hard work for you?

Our server is so immersive that you’ll swear you’re the one mining those diamonds and slaying those creepers. Plus, our players are so skilled and entertaining that you won’t even miss playing yourself. Trust us, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you watch our players navigate through the world, build incredible structures, and survive the toughest challenges Minecraft has to offer.

So why waste your time actually playing Minecraft when you can join our server and watch the action unfold before your very eyes? It’s like watching a blockbuster movie, but with more pickaxes and exploding TNT. Join now for the best spectator experience of your life!

CraftyClocks

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3418
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1220
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is so lit that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots!

Join our server and become the ultimate blocky warrior, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and an iron pickaxe! And if you’re feeling extra brave, try your luck in our exclusive lava parkour challenge – just make sure you bring some marshmallows for when you inevitably plummet to your fiery doom.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a secret underground disco party where villagers go to let loose and dance the night away. Rumor has it that even Herobrine himself makes an appearance, showing off his sick moves and dazzling players with his glowing eyes.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous adventures Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, in our world, anything can happen – so strap on your diamond helmet and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

SisCraft: Chat & Play

American psycho, Bond, Character, Chat, Communication, comparison, Connection, Conversation, family, growth, Identity, Movie, patrick bateman, phone call, Play, recognition, Reflection, relationship, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, sharing, SisCraft, sister

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

> So, like, I was talking to my sister on the phone today, right? > And she’s all like, “OMG, I watched American Psycho and Patrick Bateman totally reminds me of you!” Can you believe it? I must be, like, a certified psychopath now or something! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner Patrick Bateman with our killer PvP battles and intense survival challenges. Because who doesn’t want to be compared to a fictional serial killer, am I right? Let’s make some heads roll… literally! #PsychoMinecraftMadness 😂🔪

SisConCraft: Imouto Goals MC

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building all day? Well, look no further! Join our server where the only goal is to figure out what the heck was that lady’s malfunction!

Picture this: You log on to our server and are immediately thrown into a world filled with mystery and confusion. Everywhere you turn, you see signs that say “What was her malfunction?” But who is “her” and what was her malfunction? The only way to find out is to embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns.

But that’s not all! As you explore the server, you’ll encounter bizarre creatures like mutated cows with laser eyes and exploding chickens. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with traps and puzzles that will test your wits and courage.

And if you manage to uncover the truth behind the mysterious lady’s malfunction, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot and prizes that will make all your friends jealous. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyStepdad’s Fallout Funhouse: Where Gaming and Drama Collide!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Items Found:	4166	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ores Mined:	3238	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of your stepdad freaking out over the Fallout TV show? Well, we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave the real world behind. Build your own post-apocalyptic world where your stepdad can’t bother you with his soi-ing out! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will help you survive any fallout – real or imaginary. So come join us and say goodbye to stepdad’s Fallout TV show meltdowns!

GlitchCraft: Where Sarrs and SEAninjas can thrive… with a side of chaos and trolls 😂🎮 #MinecraftMadness

acceptance, belonging, Chaos, citizenship rights, coping, cultural exchange, discrimination, Diversity, GlitchCraft, Identity, immigration, integration, Japanese citizenship, MinecraftMadness, Multiculturalism, Nationality, racism, saars, Sarrs, SEAniggers, SEAninjas, Side, Social Issues, Stereotypes, student ID card, Thrive, tolerance, Trolls

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4432
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ores Mined:	7266	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and experience the thrill of battling saars and SEAniggers who have somehow obtained Japanese citizenship with nothing but a student ID card.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat. From dodging lava pits to taking on giant mobs, the fun never stops on our server.

So why wait? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even become the next legendary player to conquer all the chaos and come out on top. See you in the game!

CraftyCactusCrusade server – where noobs become pros and creepers get trolled! #rosemi-sama

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1436
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking cows! Our server is like a crazy circus meets a fantasy world, where anything is possible.

But wait, there’s more! Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a horde of evil chickens? Done. How about building a castle made entirely of candy and marshmallows? Easy peasy.

So come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures await you? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community around!

CraftyLorez: Mix up lore & inconsistencies in your fave game on this quirky Minecraft server! #gamerlife #trendy #lolz

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of playing on servers that lack excitement and creativity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to blow your mind! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

Join us for a gaming experience like no other, where gravity is optional and you can ride on the back of a chicken as your trusty steed. Our server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft lore. Did you know that Steve is actually a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or that villagers are skilled in the art of interpretive dance?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this wacky and wild server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Come join us for a Minecraft adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and scratching your head in confusion all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hoot!

BlockyBlitzCraft: Trendy anti-semitism surge server – where every block tells a story! Live, laugh, mine! 🔥 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Magic Items Found:	5426

Are you tired of dealing with anti-Semitic trolls while trying to play Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is a safe haven for all players, regardless of their faith!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that celebrates diversity. You won’t have to worry about hateful comments or discrimination here – just good times and great friends.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered guardian angels who banish any trolls who dare to enter. So not only will you have a blast playing on our server, but you’ll also have the peace of mind knowing that you’re protected by heavenly forces.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most inclusive and troll-free Minecraft server around!