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Gold Digger’s Paradise: Where the only thing you can mine is a wealthy spouse

Choices, DATING, Desperation, DIGGERS, Financial, GOLD, husband up, Lifestyle, luxury, materialism, MONEY, ONLINE, Paradise, relationships, rich guy, sacrifice, seeking arrangements, self worth, Spouse, sugar baby, sugar daddy, Survival, transactional, Wealthy, whore

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4439	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Farms Harvested:	445
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by either marrying a wealthy player or becoming an online Minecraft camgirl!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the economy is based on virtual relationships and scandalous online activities. Will you choose love or lust as your path to success in this crazy virtual world?

But beware, drama and chaos are always lurking around the corner as players compete for the affections of the richest and most powerful players on the server. Will you rise to the top as a respected spouse or will you embrace your inner Minecraft vixen and dominate the online scene?

Come join us for a unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

Vanillish

C0L1TH, community-run, Coreprotect, Founded, Griefing, July 8th 2024, minecraft server, NSFW, old desktop PC., Raiding, Respect, Semivanilla, Server Rules, smp, stealing, Survival, Vanillish

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9514
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	105	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0

GENERAL INFO:This server was designed to be run by its community. Players can do whatever they want, but if they get caught doing something against the server rules, a server-wide vote can be held by any witness to punish the player. To participate in the vote, players must send a private message to me (C0L1TH) when I am online. Additionally, admin powers will only be used when absolutely needed. Admins cannot punish players until a vote is held. Punishment appeals can be made on the Discord server (as of now, this does not exist yet).

RULES:1. No griefing, stealing, or raiding.2. No NSFW.3. Be respectful (to me, this is the most important rule).

FUN FACTS (as of 7/8/2024):– This server was founded on July 8th, 2024 by C0L1TH (me).– The only plugin installed on the server is CoreProtect.– The server runs on an old desktop PC. It isn’t super powerful, but it works decently well.

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Justin’s Escape Minecraft Server

Escape, fucking, getting away, Hell, justin, Justins, Keep, long tail, Minecraft, not again, Server, tags, with it

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8022
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Farms Harvested:	635
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Are you tired of Justin griefing your builds and stealing your diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Justin is banned for life! Join us and finally get your revenge on that sneaky little griefer. Build giant statues of yourself flipping him off or create elaborate traps to catch him in the act. The possibilities are endless when Justin is out of the picture. So come join us and let’s show Justin who’s boss!

MAGAcraft Minecraft Server – Seditious Shills!

American, BETRAYAL, biden, black man, chaos machine, Class War, cnn, Cyberwarfare, debate, Democrat, Division, DNC, Donald J Trump, encirclement, English, ESL shills, FATIGUE, gop, Hide, host, internet manipulation, Israelis, Jews, Kompromat, left-wing cope, MAGA, MAGAcraft, Minecraft, Music, nato, nuance, Pedos, Race, Rats, reality check, REPUBLICAN, RNC, rus, russians, s&s, seditious, Seditious Shills, Server, shills, source, sucker, traitors, trannies, trump, Voting, Web brigades, wedge issues

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Dragon Scales Harvested:	131
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your brain explode with laughter? Look no further! Our server is like a chaotic circus on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us if you want to experience the wildest ride of your life. Our players are like Russian spies and Israeli secret agents, here to stir up drama and make you question reality. We’ve got ESL shills who can’t speak English properly but will still roast you with their epic burns.

Forget about boring wedge issues like politics and race, we focus on the REAL stuff – like whether or not aliens are controlling the government. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theories about the server admin being a time-traveling wizard.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers and want to join a community of absolute lunatics, come on down! Just remember, traitors will be turned into pixelated ashes and bitter memories. So grab your pickaxe and start digging, because on this server, anything goes – even if it’s totally bonkers.

FireworkFiasco Minecraft Server

4th of july, Communication, Confrontation, Cultural differences, debris, FireworkFiasco, fireworks, holiday celebration, law enforcement, lawn damage, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, neighbor dispute, Neighborhood, pettiness, Police, property damage, Race, racism, Server, video evidence

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4732
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Villages Defended:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9167	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where blowing debris into the street is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for some explosive fun and crazy neighbor drama that will make you question your own sanity.

💥 Build your own firework show and watch as your neighbors run onto your lawn in panic! Just make sure to clean up the debris by blowing it back into the street for maximum chaos.

🎆 Enjoy the thrill of dodging accusations of being racist just because you want a clean lawn. Who knew fireworks could spark such heated arguments?

👮‍♂️ And don’t worry, our virtual cops will always have your back when it comes to settling disputes with your pixelated neighbors.

Join us on this wild ride of fireworks, drama, and questionable lawn maintenance choices. You won’t regret it! 😉

BabyBroBabysittersRUs

avoidance, baby brothers, BabyBroBabysittersRUs, Bonding, Communication, Conflict, emotional labor, family, Frustration, Help, live-in nanny, mental health, parenting, postpartum depression, Resentment, responsibilities, sibling dynamics, Siblings, stress, Support, wedding planning

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Ores Mined:	7175
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Are you tired of being the designated babysitter for your oopsie daisy twin brothers while your parents are MIA and your sister is too busy planning her questionable wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape from reality!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual family and never have to change a diaper again! Our server is the perfect place to let out your frustrations by creating epic builds and unleashing your inner creativity.

Forget about being the live-in nanny for your siblings, come join us and be the master of your own virtual universe. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can rule over your own Minecraft kingdom?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the crying babies behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, DATING, deal breaker, deal breakers in a relationship, major turn off, Minecraft, Pet Peeves, red flags, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship compatibility, relationship deal breakers, relationship issues, relationship mistakes, relationship problems, relationship tips, relationship turn offs, relationships, Server, things that ruin a relationship, turn offs in a partner, what not to do in a relationship

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, our server is not for you).

ZzzCraft – Insomniac Edition

bedtime rituals, bedtime routines, calming rituals, Edition, insomnia remedies, insomniac, natural sleep remedies, relaxation techniques, sleep advice, sleep aids, sleep assistance, sleep assistance techniques, sleep hacks, sleep hygiene, sleep meditation, sleep secrets, sleep solutions, sleep strategies, sleep support, sleep techniques, sleep tips, sleep tricks, ZzzCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Votes:	4447	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Farms Harvested:	353	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2644
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Join our Minecraft server and let the soothing sound of creepers exploding lull you into dreamland! Our server is so relaxing, you’ll be snoozing in no time – just watch out for those pesky zombies trying to wake you up with their moaning! Join now for the best sleep of your life – guaranteed or your diamonds back!

PixelPutin’sPrisonBreak

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic mission, Fighting, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, hostage situation, India, Indian men, international relations, Kremlin, Négotiation, peace talks, PixelPutinsPrisonBreak, Politics, prime minister, Release, russia, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7856
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Towns Built:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

so like, imagine this, right? u can join this epic minecraft server and be part of the most insane adventure ever! like, u know how india’s prime minister is like going to russia and stuff? well, on this server, u can be like a superhero and help him push the kremlin to release indian men fighting in ukraine! like, u can build epic bases and fight off evil mobs to save the day! join now for the craziest time of ur life!

CraftyJessieMom27

1980s, 80s, Characters, Coincidence, Connection, CraftyJessieMom27, famous songs, hit songs, iconic songs, jessie’s girl, Lyrics, Music, Music (Industry), person, Popularity, Similarities, songs, speculation, Stacy’s mom, theory, Timing

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8926
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we uncover the truth about jessie’s girl and stacy’s mom. maybe they are actually the SAME PERSON. mind blown, right??! join us as we dig deeper into this conspiracy theory while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. who knows what other secrets we will uncover in this wacky world of ours. join now for a chance to unravel the mysteries of pop culture in the most bizarre way possible. let’s gooooooo!

SpaceCraftRave

Astronomy, Astrophysics, emerging technology, research, review, Science, Space discoveries, space engineering, space exploration, space exploration advancements, space innovation, Space missions, Space Probes, space research, space science, Space studies, Space telescopes, Space Travel, SpaceCraftRave, stanford, Technology

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Star Shards Collected:	115	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

hey u, ya u! wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, let me tell u bout this cray cray server that will take u on a ride to outer space and beyond! we got aliens, we got rocket ships, we even got a pet space monkey named bobo!

imagine mining for diamonds on a distant planet while dodging laser beams from evil space pirates. or building a giant space station that orbits around a black hole. the possibilities are endless on this server, my dude.

plus, we have the most lit parties in the galaxy. every saturday night, we throw a rave on mars with glow sticks and alien DJs. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this intergalactic turn up.

so what are u waiting for? join us on this epic journey through the stars and become the ultimate space explorer. who knows, u might even discover a new planet or invent a teleportation device. the sky’s not the limit on this server, it’s just the beginning. let’s goooooo! 🚀🌌👽