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NoDrunkCraftLand

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	6	Crops Grown:	5720
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re controlling is the creepers trying to blow up your hard work! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated wonders and blocky shenanigans.

Are you tired of your partner turning into a couch potato and drinking like a fish? Well, on our server, you can escape to a world where the only thing getting wasted is the time you spend building epic structures and battling mobs.

Forget about real-life drama and dive into a realm where the only weight gain you’ll experience is from all the diamond armor you’ll be wearing. And hey, if you need a break from the virtual world, just remember that snacks like cheese sticks and chips are always just a /give command away.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing controlling you is your own creativity! And who knows, maybe your partner will even trade in their real-life beer for a virtual potion of strength. It’s a win-win situation!

ForeverCraft

all-time favorite, beloved game, cherished memories, childhood memories, deep connection, emotional attachment, Enduring Love, Eternal Love, favorite game, Forever Love, ForeverCraft, lasting impact., long-lasting impression, Nostalgia, sentimental favorite, sentimental value, special place in heart, timeless classic, timeless favorite, treasured game, unforgettable experience

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Remember that one game you played as a kid that made you feel like a total boss? Well, imagine that game on steroids and you’ve got our Minecraft server!

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re not actually in the game.

We’ve got secret treasure hunts that will have you digging for days, PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity, and a virtual world so immersive you’ll start questioning reality.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the ride of a lifetime? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back.

HezbollahHavocCraft

aggression, Attacks, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, peace negotiations, Politics, SECURITY, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Secret Passages Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Votes:	5584	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Netanyahu himself cant stop talkin bout it! he be like “yo dis server is da bomb, we aint stoppin attacks on Hezbollah cuz we too busy playin on dis server!”

we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and even a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama dat spits fireballs at ur enemies!

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server in da world! Netanyahu approves, so u know it’s gotta be good!

Crafty Tales Minecraft Server

AetherRoom, AI Dynamic Storytelling, AI Roguelike, chat models, claude, Cohere updates, Command R+, Crafty, Elves, Events, Featherless, general, KoboldAI, Llama 3 Erato, local models, Minecraft, Mistral, Mistral Small 22B, NAI guide collection, News, Nobles Friday, NovelAI, NovelAI releases, OpenRouter, Pixtral 12B, prompts, Qwen, Qwen 2.5, r/, Resources, secret, Seduction Technique, Server, Summer Sampler Update., Tales, themed decks, themed prompts, TogetherAI, Tools, Wiki

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9982
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Enchantments Applied:	138	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will seduce you with its secret techniques? Look no further than our server! Our AI Dynamic Storytellers will keep you entertained with limitless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will leave you wanting more.

But that’s not all! Stay up to date with the latest news from NovelAI, Mistral, Qwen, and more. Muscle up with Llama 3 Erato and dive into the world of textgen samplers like never before.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

The Spooky Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds and building boring houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have the most epic events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From llama races to chicken jousting tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the Potato King, rumored to be hidden deep within the Nether.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and endless fun. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You can’t dispute it – this server is the most bonkers one out there!

HospitalHottieGFHome

ambulance, anger, Apology, blacking out, care, Circumstances, college, discharge, emergency, financial resources., Girlfriend, Hospital, HospitalHottieGFHome, house sitting, parents, relative, rough situation, rules, Shelter, Treatment, Unpaid

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking the rules is not only allowed, but encouraged! Need to bring your girlfriend over even though you’re house-sitting? No problem! We support all your rebellious decisions, especially when it involves saving someone’s life.

Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected emergencies, angry parents, and house-sitting drama. Who needs normal circumstances when you can have chaotic adventures like these? Plus, where else can you find a community that understands the importance of breaking rules for a good cause?

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of defying expectations and making questionable choices in the name of love and emergency situations. It’s a virtual world where anything goes, just like in this crazy story. Join now and let the outrageous fun begin!

MineMindZen

Art Therapy, Clear Mind, Deep Breathing, Exercise, favorite activity, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, MineMindZen, music therapy, nature walks, Peace of mind, reading, Relaxation, self reflection, self-care, stress relief, yoga

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Do you ever just want to escape the real world and dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let loose and have some fun!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. But be warned, these diamonds are guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Can you outsmart them and claim the diamonds for yourself?

If that’s not enough excitement for you, how about joining our weekly llama races? That’s right, we have a track specially designed for llamas to race against each other in a battle for the title of fastest llama in all of Minecraft. Will your llama have what it takes to take home the gold?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best dance moves while listening to the latest hits from DJ Villager.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeCraft: Submarine Shenanigans

accident, China, Confirm, Defense, dock, Engineering, Incident, investigation, Maritime, Military, Navy, nuclear submarine, nukecraft, Propulsion, sank, SECURITY, Shenanigans, submarine, Submarine Technology, Technology, Underwater, US officials, Vessel

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	284617	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Crops Grown:	5996

lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server. come join ours, where the only thing sinking is ur enemies in pvp battles. our server is so lit, even china’s nuclear submarine wants to join but they sank in the dock instead. come build ur dream base, mine for diamonds, and ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those). don’t miss out on the fun, join now before ur mom grounds u for playing too much minecraft.

Diarrhea Disaster Minecraft Server

1.5 °C, 2 °C, bangladesh, climate change, climate crisis, developing countries, Dhaka, diarrhea, diarrheal disease, Disaster, environmental health, global warming, health impacts, healthcare system, hospitalizations, infectious diseases, long-term effects, Minecraft, public health, Server, study, temperature increases, vulnerable populations, waterborne diseases

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Items Found:	1490
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

haha bro u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like… we got climate change up in here makin’ things wild! like, imagine playin’ minecraft and suddenly you get hit with a heat wave that increases your chances of gettin’ diarrhea by like 7.4%! it’s gonna be a poopocalypse, bro!

come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.

FAIRLEND | ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART Minecraft server

Anarchy, Anarchy in your heart, FAIRLEND, FAIRLEND ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART, minecraft server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2681
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	292	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ores Mined:	3702
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

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