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Minecraft SMP – /fgoalter/ – The Grand Order of Blocky Fate

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Join our server for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to play!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama riding a dragon? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is the perfect place to unleash your wildest creativity and build the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure and mysterious traps. Who knows what kind of adventure awaits around every corner?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

LesbianCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Boyfriend, coming out, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, friendship, high school, Honesty, Jealousy, LesbianCraft, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, prejudice, relationships, Secrets, Server, Stereotypes, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magic Items Found:	1149	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Meet our resident love triangle – Me (16M), Carly (15F), and Quinn (15M). Carly is a closeted lesbian, I’m bi, and Quinn is just trying to keep up with all the drama. Will they figure out their feelings while mining for diamonds? Only time will tell!

Watch out for unexpected lunch break encounters, jealous boyfriends, and emotional car rides. Who needs reality TV when you have our server full of unexpected twists and turns?

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a preacher’s daughter, a debutant ball fem, and a jealous boyfriend all in one place? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama!

WeddingWheelsNoDeals

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, Etiquette, family, in-laws, personal boundaries, personal vehicle, relationships, stress, SUV, Transportation, turo, vehicle ownership, vehicle rental, Wedding, wedding day, wedding guests, wedding planning, WeddingWheelsNoDeals

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of in-laws trying to steal your ride for your own wedding? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted guests borrowing your SUV. Plus, we have a special feature where you can summon a fleet of rental cars or even a magical Turo vehicle to transport you and your guests in style.

Don’t be the asshole in this situation, join our server and say goodbye to wedding vehicle woes. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with family drama!

FlawlessSOacceptor – Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Commitment, Communication, compassion, compromise, Empathy, FlawlessSOacceptor, flaws, forgiveness, growth, imperfections, love, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, smp, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	4482
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some real entertainment!

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of navigating through a world filled with crazy characters and even crazier situations. From building epic structures to surviving intense PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join? Our community is like no other. We’ve got players who can build entire cities in a day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and see for yourself why our Minecraft SMP is the most epic server around. Who knows, you might even find love in a blocky world full of surprises!

NopeCraft

10. Instant regret, 11. Unsuccessful try, 12. Disappointing experience, 13. Quick realization, 14. Instant dislike, 15. Immediate aversion, 16. Tried and disliked, 17. Instant turn-off, 18. Not my cup of tea, 19. Quick rejection, 2. Instant dislike, 20. Failed experiment, 3. One-time trial, 4. Failed attempt, 5. Disastrous experience, 6. Regretful decision, 7. Hated it, 8. Never again, 9. Not my thing, NopeCraft, not for me

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Have you ever tried skydiving into a pool of lava while riding a pig? No? Well, then you haven’t experienced the thrill of our Minecraft server! We offer the most extreme and outrageous adventures you can imagine.

Join us if you want to battle zombie chickens, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a rollercoaster through the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

CraftyPolishJets Minecraft Server

air activity, airspace, Conflict, CraftyPolishJets, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Eastern European politics, european union, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military deployment, Minecraft, nato, Poland, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	925
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even poland is sending fighter jets to check it out! we got russian air activity, explosions, and chaos galore. if you want a wild ride, join us now and see what all the fuss is about. who knows, you might even spot a flying pig or two! the only thing missing is YOU, so come on and join the fun!

CraftyConflictPutin

Conflict, CraftyConflictPutin, CRUDE OIL, Diplomacy, economic impact, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global trade, India, international relations, military conflict, political accusations, putin, russia, sanctions, Trade, Ukrainian president, Volodymyr Zelensky, War Economy, Zelensky

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Divine Spears Created:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz putin doesnt respect u like seriously bro u need to show him who’s boss by playing on our server and building the biggest, baddest castle ever like zelensky said india is helping russia’s war economy but not on our server cuz we only support peace love and blocky adventures so come join us and let’s show putin who’s boss in the virtual world broooo #minecraft4life #putinsucks #buildthatcastle

AmazonTreePocalypse2050

2050s, Amazon, amazon rainforest, AmazonTreePocalypse2050, Biodiversity loss, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, carbon storage, carbon tipping point, climate change, conservation efforts, Deforestation, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, environmental impact, forest degradation, forest management, global warming, sustainable forestry, tree health, Tree mortality

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8214
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2933
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER OR THE AMAZON TREES WILL DIE AND CARBON WILL TIP OVER LIKE A DRUNK DUDE ON A UNICYCLE BY 2050s HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. SAVE THE TREES BY BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE AND PLANTING VIRTUAL TREES. ONLY ON THIS SERVER CAN YOU SAVE THE AMAZON WITH YOUR BLOCKY SKILLS. ALSO, RUMOR HAS IT THAT IF YOU JOIN, YOU’LL GET A PET LLAMA THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT LASER BEAMS OUT OF ITS EYES. TRUE STORY BRO. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE THE CARBON TIPS OVER AND WE ALL TURN INTO TOAST. #SAVETHETREES #MINECRAFTSAVESLIVES 😂🌲🔥🚀

The Definitely NOT Haunted Pleasant Lands MODDED SMP Server of Fun

Apeothosis, Aquaculture, blocks, Dungeons, eidolon, Empire, enemies, Exploration, farmers delight, FRONTIERS, Fun, Haunted, ice and fire, IDAS, Items, Lands, Medieval, Modded, Other, Playerbase, pleasant, retro tech, rules, Server, smp, Spelunkery, Vanilla structures, world generation

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Zombie Dances:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Uptime	24/7
RAM	6 GB
Custom Modpack	Updates in progress

Server Modpack Details

The modpack used is highly centered around exploration, and expanding upon base-game Minecraft while adding tons of medieval, fantasy, and retro-tech themed content. Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, Spelunkery, and IDAS are just a handful of the mods run on the server.

Features

The pack vastly improves Vanilla structures, has awe-inspiring new world generation, and adds breathtaking new dungeons, making it easy to get immersed in this strange, perilous world. With over 175+ mods, which add a plethora of new blocks, items, and enemies, there is nearly endless offerings of things to do.

Playerbase

Most players are ages 14-25, with the server owner being 18. Anyone is welcome to join as long as they can follow the rules!

Discord

Interested in joining? Head to our discord to get started: https://discord.gg/sHKJBWbyEc

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there.
What mods are included in the modpack?	Mods like Create, ice and fire, Apeothosis, Eidolon, Farmers Delight, Aquaculture, and more are included.
Is the server active and updated regularly?	Yes, the server is active 24/7 and updates to the modpack are in progress.
Can players create their own factions or empires?	Yes, players have the freedom to create their own factions, empires, or progress individually.
What is the age range of players on the server?	Most players are between the ages of 14-25.

Crafty Loli Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6187	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a special event called “Loli ThreadCum in Mouth Edition” where players have to collect as many lollipops as possible and try to avoid getting their mouths filled with… you guessed it, threadcum! It’s a sticky situation, but oh so hilarious!

2. Our server is home to the legendary Loli Queen, who rules over the land with her army of cute but deadly lolis. Join her army and conquer the Minecraft world with kawaii power!

3. We have a secret underground dungeon where players can challenge the infamous Loli Witch and her army of flying cats. Defeat her and claim the rarest loot in the game, including magical cat ears and rainbow wands!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on the craziest and most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced! Just be prepared for the unexpected… and maybe bring a towel for the threadcum.