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CraftyConcealments

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9698
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Are you tired of hiding your secret obsession with building pixelated structures in a virtual world? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky creativity run wild! Join us and unleash your inner architect while keeping your secret safe from the prying eyes of the real world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious group of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel Minecraft universe where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers throw parties instead of exploding. Will you be brave enough to venture through the portal and uncover the truth behind this bizarre alternate reality?

So come on, join us on our wacky Minecraft server and let your imagination roam free. Who knows what secrets and adventures await you in this crazy world of blocks and pixels!

BrickFestGoneWild

Attack, breaking news, BrickFestGoneWild, CASUALTIES, Crime Scene, Dead, emergency response, FESTIVAL, German city, international news, law enforcement, mass shooting, Police investigation, Public Safety, Terrorism, terrorism threat, terrorist attack, Tragedy, tragic event, violence, Wounded

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll be facing are from creepers and zombies, not crazy festival goers in Germany! we promise no dead or wounded players, just lots of fun and adventure! plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats and the spiders breakdance. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

NoLifeCraft

Digital Detox, digital distraction, digital overload, internet, internet addiction, internet consumption, internet culture, internet habits, NoLifeCraft, online addiction, online behavior, online culture, online habits, screen addiction, screen time, social media addiction, social media obsession, social media usage, Technology, technology addiction, Time management

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	New Chunks Explored:	602994
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5440
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6828
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A PARTY IN YOUR BRAIN BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE OR TURN INTO A FLYING PIG. WE GOT DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF AND A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH SQUID NINJAS.

ALSO, WE HAVE A MYSTERIOUS PORTAL THAT LEADS TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND PIGS RULE THE WORLD. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHANCE TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE OUT OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORN FARTS.

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE, JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONGST THE BLOCKS. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY.

OrgasmCraft: Where Achievements Matter

achievement, Achievements, Communication, Failure, Femininity, Gender Roles, Intimacy, matter, Men, orgasm, OrgasmCraft, Perception, PRESSURE, Psychology, relationships, sensitivity, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, societal norms, Stereotypes, study, traditional expectations, Women

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	20
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna feel like a total boss babe. like, when you join, you automatically level up your femininity game by a million percent. it’s like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on becoming the ultimate queen bee of Minecraft.

on this server, every time a man has an orgasm, you get a special power boost. it’s like, the more man orgasms, the more powerful you become. it’s like a total girl power explosion up in here. and if a man doesn’t have an orgasm, well, let’s just say you better watch out because the femininity police are coming for you.

so like, if you wanna be the baddest babe in all of Minecraft, you gotta join this server. it’s like, the ultimate test of your femininity and power. plus, the community is super supportive and will cheer you on every step of the way. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate queen of Minecraft!

Harmony Falls Server: Where you can hear your friends scream as the creepers sneak up on them! 1.20+ Java

Boss, Build Competitions, Clans, CREEPERS, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Falls, Friends, GLADIATOR, Harmony, Hear, Hide and seek, java, Minecraft, Murder Mystery, Pets, PvP, Quests, RPG, scream, Server, Skills, smp, sneak, Tournaments, Towny, voice chat

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mines Excavated:	4313	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Server Details
Version	Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!)
IP	join.harmonyfallssmp.world
Discord	https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s

About Harmony Falls:

Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:

Proximity Voice Chat: Harmony Falls uses Simple Voice Chat, allowing you to talk to other nearby players! (Optional)
Towny & Economy: Build your own town/clan, trade, or wage war with other clans/players.
PvE & PvP: Engage in battles against mobs or challenge others in PvP arenas. PvP is optional.
Bosses/Dungeons: New bosses added regularly.
Pets: Venture with companions like bears, griffins, or dragons!
RPG Elements: Level up skills, choose paths, and go on quests.
Events: Participate in events, tournaments, and competitions.

Join our Discord community to get started and meet fellow players!

See our new Dungeon & Bosses update coming soon!

Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your epic adventure!

Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.

See you in Harmony Falls!

FAQ

1. How do I join Harmony Falls?

To join Harmony Falls, simply enter the IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world in your Minecraft client.

2. Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls?

No, PvP is optional on Harmony Falls. You can toggle PvP on or off as you wish.

3. Are there regular events on Harmony Falls?

Yes, Harmony Falls hosts events, tournaments, and competitions regularly for players to participate in and win prizes.

4. Can I create my own town on Harmony Falls?

Yes, Harmony Falls offers Towny for players to create their own towns or clans and establish relationships with other clans.

5. What RPG elements are available on Harmony Falls?

Players can level up skills, choose paths, and go on quests with RPG elements like MCMMO (limited skills at the moment).

6. How can I communicate with other players on Harmony Falls?

Harmony Falls uses Simple Voice Chat for proximity voice communication with other nearby players (optional).

CraftyLog Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	8470
Dragon Eggs Found:	6282	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crops Grown:	5735	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with logfags and their spammy ways? Well, look no further because our server is a poop-free zone! That’s right, no more dealing with immature poop jokes here.

Join our server for a chance to escape the madness of logfags and their poop obsession. We offer a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without being bombarded with nonsense.

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge. So if you’re feeling brave and want to test your skills against the legendary Herobrine, come on over and join us!

But beware, the server is also rumored to be haunted by creepers who have a strange obsession with dancing to disco music. So if you’re up for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see what all the fuss is about!

Remember, on our server, the only thing that’s allowed to be explosive is the fun! So leave your poop jokes at the door and come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience.

SMP_ProgrammingProblems Minecraft SMP

bugs, coding, coding challenges, coding difficulties, coding errors, computer science, debugging, errors, Frustration, Minecraft, programming, programming annoyances, programming frustrations, programming issues, programming obstacles, programming problems, smp, SMP_ProgrammingProblems, software bugs, Software Development, software glitches, Technology, Troubleshooting

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of getting stuck in code loops and debugging for hours on end? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only coding you’ll be doing is crafting your way to victory!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those pesky programming problems. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a group of mischievous chickens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hunt that will lead you to a hidden chest filled with enchanted loot and rare items. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are afraid of kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those coding woes behind! Who needs debugging when you can be digging for diamonds and dodging exploding sheep?

HappyCraft SMP: Laughter is the Best Medicine

coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Exercise, gratitude practice, HappyCraft, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, Laughter, Medicine, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, nature therapy, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self love, self-care, smp, social connection, stress relief, support system, Therapy

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	101	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, only to be ambushed by creepers and skeletons at every turn? Do you long for the camaraderie of fellow blockheads who understand your obsession with building pixelated castles and farming virtual crops?

Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your virtual woes! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck to those who find it. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Pig will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Who knows what kind of crazy antics you’ll get up to with your new blocky buddies?

Nope, Creeper Country!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3336
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Tired of dodging creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the safest place to be! We have a team of expert moderators who will protect you from any potential dangers, including those pesky Endermen trying to steal your blocks.

Join us and explore our custom-built world, complete with hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare items. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any hostile mobs that come your way.

But the real reason you should join our server? We have a portal that leads to a parallel universe where you can meet alternate versions of yourself and team up to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who knows, you might even find a rare pet dragon to ride into battle!

So forget about dangerous countries in the real world, come join us in our safe and thrilling Minecraft server where the only danger you’ll face is running out of snacks while you build your epic castle.

CraftyPlaceboFun

anxiety management, anxiety reduction, Cognitive science, CraftyPlaceboFun, depression management, depression reduction, health, medical study, mental health, Mental Wellness, mind-body connection, placebo effect, placebo research, placebos, Psychology, research, Stress Management, stress reduction, stress relief, study, wellness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	156	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where placebos are the key to success! forget about mining for diamonds or fighting off creepers, all you need is a good ol’ placebo to reduce stress, anxiety, and depression! even if you know they’re fake, they still work like magic!

our players have reported feeling happier, calmer, and more relaxed after just a few minutes of taking their daily placebo pill. plus, the placebo effect is so strong on our server that you’ll start believing you actually have superpowers! fly like superman, shoot fireballs like a dragon, and even turn invisible like a ninja!

so why wait? join our placebo-powered minecraft server today and experience the ultimate in mind-bending, reality-warping fun! just remember, it’s all in your head…or is it?