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Holy Creepers Minecraft Server: “Have you ever noticed how Atheists use that phrase? And they mean… diamonds!”

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
New Chunks Explored:	226539	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Are you tired of dealing with pesky atheists trying to rain on your Minecraft parade? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and escape the clutches of those non-believers who want to drag you down to hell with them. Our server is a safe haven for all believers who want to build, explore, and praise the almighty Notch in peace. So come on down and let’s show those atheists who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

Crafty Degenerates: Where Minecraft meets mayhem in hilarious ways!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Towns Built:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Satan himself is jealous! That’s right, he’s probably rotting in HELL right now because he couldn’t handle the craziness of our server.

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on caffeine. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just to spice things up.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why even the devil himself can’t resist the madness of our Minecraft server!

Crafty McLaughy’s Block Party: Where the Creepers are Tight and the Doci-ness is on Point!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Void Armor Forged:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Animals Bred:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler! Our community is so docile, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft in a zen garden.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. Our server is so wild, we once had a player ride a pig off a cliff and survive by landing in a pool of lava – true story!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics).

The Derpy Diamond Digging Dorks Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Star Shards Collected:	228	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8747	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Are you tired of boring old tower defense games that are too easy and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft server for the most insane, over-the-top, and downright ridiculous tower defense game you’ve ever played.

Picture this: you’re defending your base from hordes of zombie chickens, skeleton cows, and creeper pigs. But wait, there’s a twist! The zombies are wearing top hats, the skeletons are breakdancing, and the creepers are armed with water guns. Can you handle the madness?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for playing the accordion. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted disco ball.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a tower defense experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright hilarious.

Crafty Conundrums: Would You Rather

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1404
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	41
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can choose your own adventure! Want to be a hero and take down a murderer? Go for it! But wait, what if you want to keep that murderer alive instead? Well, we’ve got just the challenge for you. Lock them up in solitary confinement, pump them full of anti-psychotics, and watch as they age gracefully until their final days. And don’t forget about the grand finale – keep their corpse in a fridge for 3 whole months before giving them a proper burial. It’s a wild ride of suspense and insanity, so join us today for a truly unforgettable experience!

Creepin’ and Craftin’ with a side of boy- ACK! Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Farms Harvested:	364
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Towns Built:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to not be a boy-kissing dog! We had one player who couldn’t follow this simple rule and let’s just say they got owned real quick. But don’t worry, we have plenty of other reasons to join our server.

Do you like building giant statues of potatoes? Well, we have a whole potato-themed district just for you! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try to find the secret underground potato lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few angry potatoes).

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a petting zoo with creepers (don’t worry, they’re defused), and a dance party every Friday night in the Nether realm. So come join us and have a blast on our crazy, chaotic, and potato-filled server!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 916813501 – Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Villages Defended:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Secret Passages Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Potions Brewed:	110

ired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the pigs ride on creepers and the chickens wear diamond armor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a giant talking mushroom who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with dancing skeletons and singing Endermen. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and majestic that its feathers are made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever captures the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT house, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	6598	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!