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Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

age, CONTENT, dragon age, Dragon.., FANTASY, Fantasy Game, Game, gaming industry, hate, Minecraft, MONEY, RPG, rpg game, smp, the veilguard, Tourists, Veilguard, video game, video game community, Woke, woke content

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

active lifestyle, consideration, Dinner, Division, electrician, equality, Exertion, Fairness, flatmate, food consumption, FoodieFrenzy, Household, housemates, Minecraft, new job, office jobs, physically demanding, Resentment, Server, sharing, Survival

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

assets, children, death, DivorceCraft, Estate Planning, family, finances, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, Financial Security, Inheritance, Legacy, long-term planning, Loot, Marriage, marriage agreement, remarriage, Remarried, retirement fund, retirement plan, second wife, splitting

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ores Mined:	1585
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

1970, animal conservation, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Decline, Deforestation, ecological crisis, Edition, Endangered species, Environment, Extinction, global warming, habitat loss, Plunge, populations, species decline, WildCraft73, wildlife, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection, wwf

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magic Items Found:	8804	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4605
Runes Activated:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

Active, application, chest previews, Community, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Friendly, Fun, Graves, grey, Greylisted, Invis. Item Frames, Join, list, master stonecutter recipes, more food, people, Polycraft, Read, rules, Server, smp, structure packs, Survival, tight-knit, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Vanilla, Version, Waystone

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3020
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
New Chunks Explored:	942031	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, adult industry, appreciation, brothels, Eastern European workers, employees, employment, Gratitude, human Resources, job market, labor force, labor supply, Minecraft, Server, service industry, sex work, sex workers, slavs, Staffing, staffing shortage, thank you, Workforce

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Void Armor Forged:	30	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

#youtube, answers, awkward, blockquotepmfw, confession, cringe, EMBARRASSING, Fail, Feed, feed me, fuck, fuck up, funny, Live, me, mfw, Minecraft, mistake, ONLINE, reaction, regret, Reveal, SMPpblockquote, social media, Video, viral

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Star Shards Collected:	189
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

CraftyLove

Affection, Blind, childhood friends, closeness, Communication, confusion, CraftyLove, DATING, emotions, family dynamics, friendship, goals, misunderstanding, physical contact, Priorities, realization, reconciliation, relationship, rural upbringing, Support, village life

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find love in unexpected places? Look no further than our server, where friendships can turn into something more in the blink of an eye!

Join our server and you might just find yourself in a situation like this: Imagine playing Minecraft with your childhood friend, grinding away at events and having a blast. Then, out of nowhere, your mom drops the bomb and asks when she can expect grandkids from you two! Turns out, everyone thinks you’re a couple except for you. Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, on our server, you can turn awkward situations into beautiful love stories. Just like this player did, who finally realized their feelings for their friend and decided to give dating a shot. Who knew that all those years of friendship could turn into something more?

So come join us on our server and who knows, you might just find your soulmate in the most unexpected place. Love is in the air, along with creepers and zombies, of course!

TechWishCraft

advanced gadgets, dream gadgets, dream technology, fantasy tech, fictional innovations, fictional technology, Future Tech, Futuristic Concepts, futuristic devices, futuristic inventions, Futuristic technology, imaginary inventions, imaginary technology, sci-fi dreams, sci-fi technology, science fiction, tech dreams, TechWishCraft, wishful inventions, wishful technology, Wishful thinking

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Void Gems Collected:	23
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Farms Harvested:	893	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Do you ever wish you could teleport to different dimensions like in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret mod that lets you do just that! Imagine exploring a world made entirely of candy, or battling dragons in a medieval realm. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – our server also has a special potion that turns you into a flying unicorn. Yes, you heard that right. Fly through the skies with rainbow trails behind you and spread glitter wherever you go. Who wouldn’t want to join a server with such magical abilities?

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a truly unique and outrageous experience. Who knows what kind of adventures await you in our wacky world of wonders!

HezBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, Attack, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, HezBlock, hezbollah, Hezbollah rockets, idf, international relations, Israel, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6217
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

omg so liek u need to join dis server cuz it’s like a warzone but wit blocks and stuff. like 220 Hezbollah rockets crossed into Israel but in Minecraft it’s like creepers and zombies attacking ur base. u gotta build fast and fight hard to survive. it’s like a real-life battle but in pixel form. join now if u wanna test ur survival skills and have a blast with ur friends. trust me, it’s gonna be epic!