| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 781 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Runes Activated: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 5725 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 1220 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 7931 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Buildings Constructed: | 31 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Legend has it that on this server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. You’ll never have to mine for resources again because they just come to you – it’s like having your own personal Minecraft genie granting all your wishes!
But that’s not all, oh no. The mobs on this server are so friendly, they’ll bake you cookies and give you back massages while you fight them. Creepers? More like cuddle buddies. Endermen? They’ll help you redecorate your house with their fancy block-moving skills.
And let’s not forget about the PvP battles on this server. They’re so intense, they make the Hunger Games look like a kindergarten playground scuffle. You’ll be dodging arrows, flying pigs, and exploding sheep left and right – it’s a wild ride, my friend.
So come on down to “Vagina Magnet” and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Just be careful not to get too attached to all the awesomeness, because once you join, you’ll never want to leave.
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1778 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
Forget about traditional family values, because we have one of the highest divorce rates in Europe on our server – talk about drama! And who needs moral superiority when you can have the highest HIV and divorce rates in Europe instead? Putin may not be promoting strong masculinity, but we sure are with our wild antics and crazy shenanigans.
Join our server today and become a part of our diverse community of over 190 ethnic groups – because who needs ethnic purity when you can have a melting pot of craziness instead? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s dominate the world together, one block at a time!
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 6799 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3308 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Once upon a time, there was a landlord who owned a building and refused to rent an apartment to a blind man with a service dog. Why, you ask? Because she already had tenants who were allergic to dogs, of course! And let’s not forget, this landlord fixed the building herself and kept it in tip-top shape.
But wait, it gets better! The blind man turned out to be the landlord’s sister’s friend, and she was not happy about it. She even promised the apartment to him without the landlord’s consent! Drama, drama, drama!
So, if you want to experience the thrill of crazy family dynamics and the excitement of exclusive apartment rentals, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs service animals when you have all this juicy drama to keep you entertained?
| Players: | 110/900 | Votes: | 3275 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 172 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 451 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4235 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Crops Grown: | 5898 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
One time, a player was lost in the wilderness and about to starve to death when suddenly a group of friendly pigs appeared out of nowhere and led them to a secret underground feast hall filled with all the food they could ever dream of. It was like a bacon-filled miracle!
But the kindness doesn’t stop there. Our community is so supportive that they’ll even help you defeat the Ender Dragon by throwing snowballs at it until it gives up and flies away in shame. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, just log on and you’ll be greeted with a chorus of parrots singing your favorite song.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then join us today and prepare for a wild ride of kindness and chaos!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 8645 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 41 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 2853 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5293 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 167 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 27 |
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 7762 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 798840 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Join Ichigo as he builds a giant strawberry-themed castle, complete with a moat filled with actual strawberry milk. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Rukia trying to steal some of Ichigo’s strawberries (spoiler alert: she always fails).
But that’s not all! The server is also home to a secret underground bunker where Aizen is plotting his next evil scheme. Will you be able to stop him in time, or will you be too busy trying to tame a pack of wild wolves that have mysteriously turned pink?
So come on down to this wacky Minecraft server and help Ichigo have the relaxing day off he deserves (and maybe help him defeat a few bad guys along the way). See you there!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 9829 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7502 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have roll charts that will determine your fate in battles, making every fight a thrilling adventure. Plus, we have links to Total War: Warhammer III and Total War: Pharaoh Dynasties, so you can immerse yourself in epic battles and conquer new lands.
But that’s not all! We also have hotfixes and devblogs to keep you updated on the latest game improvements. And if you’re feeling nostalgic, we have older titles available for you to revisit and relive the glory days of gaming.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s conquer Bretonnia together and show the world what we’re made of!
