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BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

AI deception, BoomerCraft, Boomers, Deception, Easily fooled, easily tricked, generation gap, gift card scams, gullible, Indian scammers, lack of critical thinking, lack of savviness, Manipulation, Minecraft, Naive, older generation, Server, susceptible, technology illiterate, Trusting, trusting nature, unquestioning, vulnerable

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magic Items Found:	8032

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a genius compared to boomers? Look no further! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that even boomers can’t resist joining (and getting totally confused in the process).

Join now and experience the thrill of outsmarting your fellow players with your superior savviness. Watch as boomers struggle to navigate the virtual world, while you effortlessly dominate with your quick wit and sharp skills.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to laugh at the hilarious antics of boomers trying to keep up in a world that’s just too fast-paced for them. Join our server today and show those naive boomers who’s boss!

30yoGF Minecraft Server

30 year old girlfriend, 30yoGF, age discrimination, age gap, age preference, age stereotypes, ageist beliefs, compatibility, DATING, dating standards, deserving love, finding love, generational differences, long-term relationships, love without boundaries, Maturity, Minecraft, partner preference, relationship expectations, relationships, Server, societal norms, Zoomer

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2661	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing for a companion to share your diamonds with? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll find the perfect match – a 30-year-old girlfriend! Say goodbye to those pesky zoomer whores and hello to a mature partner who knows the difference between redstone and lapis lazuli.

Join our server and embark on epic quests together, build magnificent structures side by side, and maybe even start a virtual family complete with pixelated pets. Who needs a real-life relationship when you can have a Minecraft romance that will last for eternity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and find your perfect player two. Because in the world of Minecraft, love knows no age limits.

AloneAt21Craft

21f, 28f, alone, AloneAt21Craft, conditioned, Diabetic, Fight, freedom, Guilt, insisting, Mother, nerves, room, Scared, sister, sleep alone, spoiled, traumatic life, travel, ungrateful

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	9553
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Votes:	5508	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Are you tired of feeling like a piece of sht in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be the master of your own destiny! No more nagging mothers forcing you to sleep in weird rooms with your sister, no more guilt trips for falling asleep on calls with your bf. On our server, you can build your own diabetes-friendly kingdom and never have to check your sugar levels again (unless you want to, of course). Plus, we have a strict no guilt policy – so go ahead and travel with your bf wherever you want, no permission needed! Say goodbye to feeling like the biggest spoiled ungrateful piece of shit ever, and hello to a world where you can be whoever you want to be. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

CraftyCash, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	32
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Star Shards Collected:	102	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

If you won 100 million dollars, the first thing you should buy is a ticket to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – buried deep within our virtual world is a hidden treasure worth even more than your newfound fortune! Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its location and claim it for themselves. Plus, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter, from flying pigs to rainbow-colored llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

ButtonBloopersMC

Button, ButtonBloopersMC, Caution, consequences, consequences of curiosity, Curiosity, curiosity killed the cat, do not press, Forbidden, forbidden fruit, Mysterious, office humor, office mischief, office prank, secret, temptation, Warning, Workplace, workplace antics, workplace shenanigans

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Enchantments Applied:	247	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5

Have you ever wondered what would happen if you pressed the “do not press this button” button at your workplace? Well, on our Minecraft server, pressing that button will transport you to a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, gold, and a talking chicken named Cluck Norris who will guide you on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle zombie pigmen with rubber chickens, and build a castle made entirely out of rainbow blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, always press the “do not press this button” button for maximum fun!

MissileMayhemCraft

air defence, Alliance, Allies, Defense, defense capabilities, defense policy, defense strategy, defense systems, diplomat, international relations, Military, military technology, missile defense, MissileMayhemCraft, Missiles, nato, nato allies, NATO targets, SECURITY, Targets, tougher targets

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2330
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mines Excavated:	2102
Buildings Constructed:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta defend ur base from creepers and zombies and stuff? well, this server is like that but ON STEROIDS. we got air defense and missiles, bro. u gotta protect ur base from enemy attacks from the SKY. it’s like a warzone up in here. join our server if u wanna feel the adrenaline rush of defending ur base from aerial attacks. trust me, it’s gonna be LIT. NATO ain’t got nothin on us, we’re the real deal. come join the madness, if u dare.

BrakePedalAcceleratorCraft

acceleration, Accelerator, automotive technology, brake pedal, BrakePedalAcceleratorCraft, braking system, change in velocity, Engineering, Mechanics, Motion, physics concepts, PHYSICS., Scientific, scientific principles, scientific terminology, slowing down, speed control, speeding up, Technically, vehicle dynamics, Velocity

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mines Excavated:	1781
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Yo, welcome to dis cray cray Minecraft server, where we got acceleration like you never seen before! We be speedin’ up and slowin’ down like it’s nobody’s business, makin’ your head spin faster than a tornado on steroids!

Join dis server if you wanna experience the thrill of goin’ from 0 to 100 real quick, or feel the rush of slammin’ on the brakes like a pro NASCAR driver. We be defyin’ all laws of physics up in here, makin’ Einstein scratch his head in confusion!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of acceleration madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few broken laws of nature, but who’s keepin’ track?). Let’s get this party started and see just how fast we can go before the universe implodes in on itself!

HonkaiCraft – StarRail Server

Art of Dreaming, Boothill Trailer, Character Banners, Cowboy’s Got Business, drip marketing, Farewell Penacony, Gift codes, honkai star rail, HonkaiCraft, hoyolab, hoyoverse, jiaoqiu, Light Cone Banners, Livestream codes, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, SGF Show Video, special program, starrail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.3, Yunli

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crops Grown:	7950
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to win exclusive in-game items by using secret livestream codes that only the chosen ones can decipher. You’ll be the envy of all your friends with your rare loot!

Version 2.3 is here and it’s saying goodbye to Penacony in the most epic way possible. Witness the farewell in a special program that will blow your mind and leave you wanting more.

But wait, there’s more! Watch the SGF Show Video where dreams come to life and the Boothill Trailer where cowboys mean business. You’ll be on the edge of your seat with excitement!

And don’t even get us started on the current character banners featuring Boothill, Fu Xuan, Pela, Luka, and Hook. These characters are so cool, you’ll want to collect them all!

But the fun doesn’t stop there. Redeemable codes, new drip marketing, and light cone banners await you on our server. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Hotel Hell Minecraft Server

(PILOT), #youtube, assassin business, Blitzo, Charlie, creator, Demons, Discord, FICS, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, Helluva Boss, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, Server, Website

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7696
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the chaos and hilarity of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss! Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. But that’s not all, you can also tag along with Blitzo and his crew of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where demons are trying to be good and assassins are trying to be successful in the underworld? Plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with a receptionist hellhound named Loona?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to check out into Heaven or survive running a startup in Hell. Just be sure to watch out for any impromptu musical numbers along the way!

RinseCraft-2021

cleaning, Communication Issues, compromise, dirty dishes, dishwashing, dishwashing habits, domestic disputes, family arguments, family dynamics, food waste, household chores, household responsibilities, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen etiquette, marriage conflicts, personal hygiene, Pet Peeves, relationship problems, RinseCraft2021, rinsing dishes, stubbornness

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2825
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Crops Grown:	5511	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Hey there potential Minecraft maniacs!

Looking for a server where the drama is as intense as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server where the dishwashing debate is more heated than a lava pit in the Nether.

Our server is filled with players who refuse to rinse off their dishes after eating, causing chaos and mayhem in the kitchen. Will you join the side of the dish rinsers or the non-rinsers? The choice is yours, but be prepared for some epic arguments and passive-aggressive dish stacking.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that the winner of the dishwashing debate gets a diamond pickaxe enchanted with the power to turn dirty dishes into clean ones with a single swing. Who needs a dishwasher when you have magical tools like that?

So come join us on our server and let the dishwashing drama unfold! Just remember, in this world, the real dirty work is in the kitchen.