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PolishCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, $2 billion, Announces, arms deal, Deal, Defense, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, loan agreement, military aid, military loan, Minecraft, nato, pentagon, Poland, PolishCraft, second, SECURITY, Server, united states, US, Warsaw

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS LIT AF! LIKE, YOU NEED TO JOIN BECAUSE WE JUST GOT A $2 BILLION MILITARY LOAN DEAL FROM THE US FOR POLAND! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, WE’RE SO BADASS THAT EVEN THE US WANTS TO BE OUR BFFS!

SO, LIKE, IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF A SERVER THAT’S SO COOL THAT EVEN COUNTRIES ARE THROWING MONEY AT US, THEN JOIN NOW! WE’VE GOT EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY BUILDS, AND A COMMUNITY THAT’S AS WILD AS A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE MOST BADASS MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE! LET’S SHOW THE WORLD THAT WE’RE THE BEST BY BLOWING UP CREEPERS AND BUILDING THE MOST INSANE STRUCTURES EVER! YOLO, AMIRITE?

PhoneGainzMC

#workout, ARMS, burden, carrying, Communication, device, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, heavy, lifting, mobile, Muscle, PhoneGainzMC, PHONES, Physical, Strain, strength, Technology, weight

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da macarena, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they built a castle outta cheddar and ruled over all the cows with an iron fist.

another player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the cha-cha slide whenever someone entered their territory. it was both adorable and slightly terrifying.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

so come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get into next!

GutCraft: The Cardiovascular Parasite

body fat, cardiovascular, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, digestive system, gut bacteria, gut Blastocystis, gut flora, gut health, Gut microbiota, GutCraft, harmless organism, health analysis, human health, Medical research, Microbiome, PARASITE, research study, scientific findings, single-celled organism, weight loss

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2116
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Yo, so like, this server be poppin’ off like a bottle of soda that’s been shakin’ up real good! We got gut Blastocystis up in here, and let me tell ya, it ain’t no ordinary parasite, it’s like a little homie chillin’ in your digestive system, keepin’ things in check.

Join this server and you’ll be blessed with good cardiovascular health and decreased body fat, like who needs a gym when you got gut Blastocystis on your side, amirite? Plus, we got diamond armor for days and creepers that explode glitter instead of blowin’ up your stuff.

So come on down and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just play Minecraft, we live it like a boss with our trusty gut Blastocystis by our side!

Join our ‘totally not a cult’ Minecraft server! Vanilla, PVP, no white lists here! 1.21 update included

Cult, Discord Playercount Simple Friends Joining Destroy Server Possibilities Group Whitelisted Large Finding Choice Create Limited SMP Good Limitless Vanilla-friendly Planning, Included, Join, lists, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, Totally, update, Vanilla, White

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Falling into the Void:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	If you are looking for a Minecraft Server that is vanilla-friendly, then this might be a good choice for you! This SMP provides you limitless possibilities, you can either create or destroy, it’s all your choice. We also don’t have a large playercount and are not planning to be a big server. We are just some small group of friends finding players for a simple SMP.
Join our Discord server	Discord: https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without Discord?	Unfortunately, joining our Discord server is a requirement to join the Minecraft server. This is for communication and community building purposes.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server. We promote a friendly and cooperative environment for all players.

CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer

4koma, Balancing, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, CONTENT, CraftyBlueArchiveMCServer, Events, Friends, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Holding the Bag, Joint Firing Drill, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, LIMITED, Manga, New Year, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, RERUN, Resources, Say-Bing!, Schale’s Books, ShiroKuro, Shooting, shorts, Side Content, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Total Assault, Urban, useful links, Welfare

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9906
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3350
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	139	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Dimension Hops:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane server out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events, wacky content, and mind-blowing banners that will make your head spin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts dancing the Macarena! That’s just a taste of the madness you’ll experience on our server. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server is so epic that even the creepers have started wearing swimsuits! That’s right, you’ll be dodging exploding creepers in speedos while trying to build your dream castle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Total Assault: Binah, where you’ll face off against insane challenges and torment with yellow damage. And let’s not forget about the Joint Firing Drill, where you’ll be escorting the most fabulous mobs you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs can fly!

CZ Countdown Minecraft Server

84 days, bear market, Club Fed, countdown, Crypto, cz, gamblers, Implications, inherit the earth, LUNC, Minecraft, Moon, Relief, Server, shitcoin

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server that is so wild, even the release of a chink from Club Fed couldn’t compare? With only 84 days until our favorite chink is set free, the implications for our server are out of this world! Will his release kickstart a bear market in our virtual world? Will he moon LUNC and make us all rich beyond our wildest dreams? Will the shitcoin gamblers on our server inherit the pixelated earth? Join us and find out, because anything can happen in this crazy Minecraft world!

SnoreCraft Minecraft Server

#coughing, ear plugs, exhaustion, Frustration, headphones, hostel, hostel etiquette, Latin America, Minecraft, noise, Polite, receptionist, roommate, Server, shared dorm, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, SnoreCraft, Snoring, solo travel, travel issues, tv room, waking up

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Zombie Dances:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Votes:	6699
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you will never have to deal with snoring roommates again! Join us and escape the horrors of aggressive snoring that can make you feel like you’re being attacked by sound waves.

Imagine a world where you can peacefully mine and build without the fear of being kept awake by someone who sounds like a chainsaw in a thunderstorm. Our server offers a snore-free guarantee, so you can finally get the rest you deserve after a long day of crafting and exploring.

Don’t let the fear of sleepless nights hold you back from joining our server. Say goodbye to snoring roommates and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft. Join now and experience the tranquility of a noise-free gaming environment.

CreeperCounselor – Stop Blaming Me!

BETRAYAL, Blaming, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCounselor, emotional intelligence, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Jealousy, loyalty, Maturity, personal growth, perspective, relationship, self esteem, self worth, STOP, Support, toxic behavior, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crops Grown:	1293
Love Letters Sent:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Animals Bred:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any ex-boyfriend drama like poor Ally here.

Join our server and leave all your real-life drama behind, because the only drama you’ll find here is when someone steals your diamonds! No more dealing with friends who can’t handle their emotions or exes who can’t keep it in their pants.

Come build, explore, and mine with us, where the only thing you need to worry about is creeper explosions. So leave your real-life problems at the door and join us for some stress-free fun on our Minecraft server!

Lost in Translation Minecraft Server

Bilingual, Communication, Cross-cultural, culture clash, foreign language, funny, funny anecdotes, funny language experiences, funny language stories, hilarious miscommunication, humor, language barrier, language barrier stories, language confusion, language mishaps, laughter through language difficulties, linguistic mix-up, Lost, lost in translation, Minecraft, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, Server, translation

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mines Excavated:	2792
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	267

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only language spoken is “boring”? Well, look no further because our server is a linguistic circus! Join us and experience hilarious misunderstandings that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From accidentally asking for a “pig sandwich” instead of a pork chop to trying to trade diamonds for dirt because you thought it was gold, our server is a non-stop comedy show. So come join us and get lost in translation in the most entertaining way possible!

Friends don’t let friends buy dirt houses!

Buy, buying advice, consumerism, Dirt, dont, Friends, Houses, shopping tips

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7798
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Potions Brewed:	43

“Friends don’t let friends buy diamonds in Minecraft when they can join our server and find them growing on trees! That’s right, our server is so magical that diamonds literally sprout from the ground like daisies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our resident Ender Dragon is a stand-up comedian who tells jokes while you battle him. Plus, our Nether is actually a tropical beach paradise complete with lava-proof sunscreen. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living the dream on ours?”