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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 5270 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8137 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
But wait, there’s more! Not only will your sex drive be off the charts, but like, your muscles will be so ripped from all the mining and building and stuff. So like, if you wanna impress all the other players with your sick gains, you gotta join this server ASAP. Plus, there’s like, secret potions and stuff that will make you even stronger and faster and like, invincible or something. It’s like, totally legit.
So yeah, if you wanna be a total boss in Minecraft AND in the bedroom, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the creepers, they’re like, the ultimate cockblockers. LOL.