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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 2831 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
So, like, this server is the bomb dot com, ya know? Like, you gotta join because, like, the sheep here can talk and they tell the funniest jokes, man. And, like, the creepers are all scared of cats because one time a cat dressed up as a creeper for Halloween and now they think all cats are explosive. It’s wild, dude. Plus, the diamonds here are actually made of chocolate, so you can eat them and get super OP. And, like, there’s a secret underground disco party with all the mobs dancing to dubstep. It’s lit, bro. So, like, join this server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever, man. You won’t regret it, I swear.
