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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 7103 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally wild, man. We got llamas that can do the cha-cha and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Zelensky tried to calm Russia down by playing on it, but even he was like, “Nah, these players are too crazy for me.”
Join us if you dare, and prepare to be blown away by the madness and mayhem that awaits you. Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ? Yeah, it’s that kind of server.
