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CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	9342	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2680

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when out of nowhere, a player dressed as a giant chicken comes up and starts humping you in your path. Yes, you read that right. But that’s not all! We have flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Join us for a wild ride of chaos and laughter, because on our server, anything goes!

CraftyDepressantz

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5462

so like, u know how sometimes u feel like ur in a deep dark hole and u just cant climb out? well, this server is like ur own personal happy pill, but in minecraft form! join us and let us show u how to build ur way out of that sad hole and into a world of fun and laughter! our team of experts have studied the ancient art of antidepressants and have unlocked the secret to happiness in block form. come join us and let us reframe ur whole minecraft experience!

Sovereign SMP Season 3: More Vanilla, Less Drama… Unless it’s about the creepers

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Magic Items Found:	1665	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Sovereign SMP Overview

Description	Sovereign SMP is an 18+, LGBTQIA+ friendly, Minecraft server focused on building a positive and welcoming community. Season 3 started on 5/22.
Requirements	18+ only
Plugin List	Proximity Chat, Dynmap, Mini Blocks, More Mob Heads, Player Head Drops, Fast Leaf Decay, Armor Stands, Single Player Sleep. TnT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed.
Version	Paper 1.20.4

Apply through Discord! ->https://discord.gg/fBBPevbzBQ

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server LGBTQIA+ friendly?	Yes, we are an LGBTQIA+ friendly server.
Are Java and Bedrock players welcome?	Yes, both Java and Bedrock players are welcome.
What is the zero tolerance policy?	We have a ZERO tolerance policy in regards to any form of harassment, discrimination, bullying, hacking, griefing, theft, etc.
Can I use redstone tricks on the server?	Yes, TnT duping and other redstone tricks are allowed.

Pol’s Minecraft Server: The Decline

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9911
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Potions Brewed:	126
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Are you tired of falling down the rabbit hole of conspiracy theories on the internet? Join our Minecraft server and leave all those wacky theories behind! Our server is like a tin-foil hat for your brain, protecting you from the madness of fake news and outlandish claims.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the lizard people or create a giant pyramid to communicate with aliens. We even have a special area where you can hunt for Bigfoot and Nessie!

Don’t believe us? Well, just ask our resident time traveler who built a working flux capacitor out of redstone. Or chat with our alien ambassador who’s always down for a game of Skyblock.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the craziness of conspiracy theories behind. Who needs fake news when you have blocks to mine and creepers to avoid?

Pixel Boobies: Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mines Excavated:	4290
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Farms Harvested:	327
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we celebrate all shapes and sizes of amateur titties! But don’t worry, if you’re more into the saggy variety, we’ve got a special thread just for you. Rate and discuss your thoughts on Summers’ titties while you build, mine, and survive in our wacky world. Join us for a titillating good time!

CreeperCousinsWeddingDrama

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	2063
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Buildings Constructed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is more intense than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the plot of a telenovela.

Our server is so crazy that even your in-laws will try to sabotage your gameplay. Watch out for groom’s brother and sister, who will stop at nothing to stir up trouble in your virtual family. Will you be able to navigate through their drama and protect your Minecraft kids from their shenanigans?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for threatening messages, disturbing comments, and a whole lot of virtual chaos. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out on top, or will you fall victim to the craziness of our server?

Join now for a gaming experience like no other, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Who needs a peaceful village when you can have a server full of unexpected twists and turns? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the insanity of our Minecraft world!

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4308
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Have you ever accidentally told a villager that you were going to steal all their emeralds and then realize they actually understood you because they started attacking you with a diamond sword? Well, if you’re looking for a server where the NPCs have a sense of humor (and a deadly one at that), then you’ve come to the right place! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected consequences and hilarious mishaps. Just be prepared to face the wrath of the pixelated villagers if you slip up and say the wrong thing!

CreeperCo-Worker: Steve the Stalker

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2092
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Votes:	925
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to meet the most bizarre and hilarious players you’ll ever come across. From a player who builds giant statues of themselves out of diamonds to another who only communicates in chicken noises, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Coworker Steve, who once built an entire roller coaster made out of TNT. Let’s just say it was a blast to ride!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

McGillRaid Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Void Armor Forged:	25	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than a pro-palestinian protest at a mcgill building! tear gas not included, but the fun is! build your own epic structures and battle it out with other players in intense pvp battles! who needs tear gas when you have diamond swords and enchanted bows?! join now for a riot of a good time!

UkrainianCraft: $225M Upgrade Pack

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

LOL GUYS, u gotta join this amazin’ minecraft server cuz we got more military aid than Ukraine! we got $225 MILLION worth of epic stuff to help u conquer the blocky world! we got diamond swords that shoot lasers, creepers that give u hugs instead of blowin’ up, and a secret base full of cake and puppies! join now and be the ultimate warrior in the craziest minecraft server everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

NarcissisticCraft

Awareness, coping mechanisms, Diagnosis, emotional well being, mental health, mental health education, mental illness, Misinformation, narcissism, NarcissisticCraft, ONLINE, poor people, Psychology, seeking help, self esteem, social media, societal pressure, stigma, Support, Therapy, Trash talk

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	425	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Star Shards Collected:	211	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of epicness! we got unicorns flying around, lava waterfalls, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

but wait, there’s more! our players are so lit, they once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. and rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll unlock the power to control time and space.

plus, our chat is so savage, even the poor people getting diagnosed with narcissism when they find out about all the trash talk about it online. so come join us and let’s create some chaos together! #minecraftmadness 🤪🔥🦄