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Unreal Love Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mines Excavated:	1277	Divine Spears Created:	27
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re about to enter a server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper in a TNT factory!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your shiny fortress (good luck with that, peasants!).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset while shooting fireballs at your enemies? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality. Just be sure to bring some marshmallows for roasting because things are about to get lit!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure? Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to leave. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Bound Minecraft SMP (1996)

$100 bills, 000, 1996, 2.., bound, BOXES, crime thriller, dry cleaning, film noir, Gina Gershon, hanging to dry, ironing, jennifer tilly, Joey Pants, Lesbian, Minecraft, mob business, money laundering, munching., Overnight, romance, smp, Suspense, Washing

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6471
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9455	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wild adventures of Joey Pants, the master of laundering money (literally)! Forget about boring old mob business, this guy can turn $2,000,000 into fresh, clean bills overnight. Who needs to munch on boxes when you can be making bank like Joey Pants? Join now for a chance to witness the most epic money laundering operation in Minecraft history!

MomCraft: No Pay, No Play

caregiving burden, communication breakdown, cutting ties, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggle, Guilt, high paying job, knee replacement surgery, loan debt, misunderstanding, MomCraft, out-of-pocket expenses, Pay, Play, reality check, responsibilities, sacrifice, sibling conflict

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Towns Built:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Void Gems Collected:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Villages Defended:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your family drama? Look no further! Join our server where the only tension you’ll feel is when you’re battling it out in PvP!

Forget about your brother asking for money, on our server, the only thing you’ll be asked for is your best building skills and strategic gameplay. No need to worry about taking out loans, just take out your enemies instead!

Join us and escape the real world drama for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night. Who needs family arguments when you can have fun and make new friends on our server? So come on, join us and leave the family drama behind!

ArsonCraft: BBC vs Neo-Nazi

arson, ArsonCraft, BBC, confronts, criminal activity, criminal behavior, extremism, extremism in the UK, far right, hate groups, Hate Speech, interview, investigation, Journalism, Media, neo nazi, neonazi, News, racism, rioters, Tips, uk, violence

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
New Chunks Explored:	347058	Enchantments Applied:	293
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, just like those rioters in the UK, ya know? but, like, instead of causing chaos and destruction, we’re all about building and creating in minecraft, bro. like, we’re all about peace and love and, like, building epic castles and stuff.

we’ve got this one dude who used to be a neo-nazi, but now he’s all about spreading love and positivity in the minecraft world. he’s, like, our resident expert on building and crafting, and he’s always coming up with the most insane creations.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s all about good vibes and epic builds, then, like, you gotta join us, bro. plus, our community is, like, totally awesome and supportive, so you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world.

come join us and let’s build something epic together, bro! peace out!

Meritocracy Myths Craft

Access, business schools, classism, Craft, discrimination, Diversity, economic inequality, education, equality, hard work, innate talent, Meritocracy, Myth, Myths, opportunities, Privilege, Rewards, social mobility, socioeconomic status, success, systemic bias, wealth gap

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Emeralds Found:	5571
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

so, like, u know how u go to business school and they’re all like “work hard and u will succeed” but then u graduate and u realize it’s all a lie? well, our minecraft server is like the opposite of that! we believe in giving everyone equal opportunities to succeed, no matter how much u suck at mining or building or whatever. come join us and experience a world where meritocracy is just a myth and everyone can be a diamond-hoarding, creeper-fighting legend! plus, we have a secret underground club where we discuss the deeper meaning of minecraft and eat cake. u don’t wanna miss out on that, do u? join us now and let’s smash the system together, one block at a time!

SwipeSMP: Where we might add a sprinkle of vanilla, maybe… if you’re lucky. 1.21 and whitelist included!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Votes:	7897	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Magic Items Found:	5513	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Mostly-Vanilla SMP
Version	1.21
Purpose	Building community, shops, and more

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the server Discord and add the owner on Discord for more information.
What can I do on the server?	Help with builds, create shops, and be part of the community.
Is it a whitelisted server?	It is not mentioned, contact the owner for more information.
Are there any rules on the server?	Rules are usually specified in the Discord server, make sure to read and follow them.

Once Again Minecraft Server

ALERT, assets, assets at risk, Bank of America, bank of america scam, bank run, bank run alert, commodity scarcity, Economy, fargo-esau scheme, financial crisis, Jews, Minecraft, MONEY, ports down, scarcity, Server, strike, Warning, wiping out accounts

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6450
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	7696	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	10

🤑💰💸 Ready to join the most chaotic and outrageous Minecraft server ever? Well, get ready for some wild adventures because our server is currently experiencing a BANK RUN ALERT! That’s right, the ports are down for strike and commodity is about to become scarce. But that’s not even the craziest part – the Jews are apparently taking your money and wiping out accounts! 😱

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Bank of America is down and running away with your money in a Fargo-Esau scheme! So if you want to save your assets and avoid losing everything, you better join our server and participate in the most epic bank run ever! Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden treasures along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! 💸💰🤑

>Yaoi Legs Minecraft SMP

Anime, bl, boy love, common, fanfiction, fetish, fictional couples, gay romance, gtYaoi, homoeroticism, Legs, LGBTQ, male characters, male/male relationships, Manga, Minecraft, odd, Sexualization, shipping, smp, yaoi, Yaoi legs, yaoi tropes

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	172	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Animals Bred:	114
Alien Abductions:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the yaoi legs are oddly common and always on display! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and of course, those fabulous yaoi legs that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Our server is home to the most outrageous players who will stop at nothing to claim their spot as the top builder, PvPer, or yaoi leg enthusiast. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a newbie just starting out, there’s a place for everyone in our wacky world.

But beware, rumors have it that the yaoi legs are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can either make or break your Minecraft experience. Will you be brave enough to uncover the secrets behind the yaoi legs and harness their true potential?

So come on, join us and let’s embark on this hilarious journey together. Who knows what kind of madness awaits us in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

MommaCare Minecraft Server

caregiver guilt, caregiver responsibilities, Chronic illness, distant relationship, emotional manipulation, emotional neglect, emotional trauma, family expectations, family obligations., guilt tripping, INDEPENDENCE, long-term resentment, Minecraft, MommaCare, mother-daughter bond, mother-daughter dynamics, neglectful parenting, personal boundaries, professional care, rebuilding relationships, self-care, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Are you tired of boring old family drama and emotional baggage? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building your dream world!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about neglectful mothers or guilt trips. Instead, you can create your own independence and live your best blocky life. Who needs a demanding mom when you have a virtual world to conquer?

Forget about feeling torn and conflicted, join us and let your creativity run wild. Build your own empire, explore new lands, and make friends who won’t guilt-trip you into taking care of them.

So why waste your time dealing with family drama when you can join our server and craft your own destiny? Say goodbye to emotional manipulation and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

TipTopTressTrimz

Agreement, Communication, customer service, demo cut, devastation, education event, Ethics, freedom, Hair journey, Hairstylist, Long hair, MODEL, payment, pixie cut, shock, stylist, Tears, Tipping, TipTopTressTrimz, Trust

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Secret Passages Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat? Look no further than our server, where the only thing you can trust is the unpredictability!

Join us for a hair-raising adventure as you navigate through twists and turns just like this poor soul’s unexpected pixie cut. Will you emerge victorious or will you be left in tears like our friend here?

With surprises at every turn, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride – just make sure to hold onto your hair!