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KeirCraft – Rebuilding Britain Minecraft Server

Britain, economic recovery, Future, History, Keir Starmer, KeirCraft, labour party, leadership, Minecraft, nationalism, opposition, Politics, progress, Rebuild, ReBuilding, Rebuilding Britain, Renewal, resilience, Second World War, Server, social justice, transformation, Unity, vision

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

so like, imagine a Minecraft server where Keir Starmer is the leader and he’s all like “let’s rebuild Britain in Minecraft like Labour did after the second world war!”

join our server for a chance to help Keir Starmer build epic structures and create a utopia in the virtual world.

we have crazy events like zombie apocalypses where you gotta fight off hordes of undead with nothing but a carrot stick.

plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

so come on, join our server and let’s rebuild Britain together, one block at a time!

CraftyCash500

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3976
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4

so like, u know how there are like, so many minecraft servers out there, right? well, this one is like, the craziest of them all, dude. like, the owners of this server are actually the world’s 500 richest people, and they all got together to make this epic minecraft world. they were like, “hey, let’s make a server where we can show off all our insane wealth and flex on everyone else.” so now, this server is worth over $10 trillion, bro. can u even imagine that much money in one place?

anyways, if u join this server, u can like, build your own mansion made out of diamonds and gold blocks, ride around in a private jet, and even have your own personal butler to do all your mining for u. plus, there are like, secret treasure hunts where u can find chests filled with rare items worth millions of dollars. it’s like, the wildest minecraft experience ever, man. so come join us and become part of the richest minecraft server in the world. trust me, u won’t regret it, dude.

cobbleworld

BUILD, cobbleworld, Currency, Curseforge, Discord, Events, FRIDAY, Friends, Fun, Gyms, Legendary, Map, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, modrith, outbreak, pokemon, Server, Shiny, spawning, Towns

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Cobbleworlds Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	Outbreaks, legendary pokemon spawning, and massive events every Friday
Shiny Pokemon	Used as pseudo currency to improve other pokemon and gain items
Gyms	Focused on 2 types of pokemon, many without a leader
Towns	Spread across the map for building, or create your own

Join our Discord server for more fun!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to the server IP provided
Are there specific rules to follow?	Yes, please refer to the rules section on our Discord server
Can I trade with other players?	Yes, trading is allowed on the server
How do I obtain shiny Pokemon?	Shiny Pokemon can be obtained through various in-game activities

Crafted Market Avenue 1.20.6

1.20.6, Aesthetic, Avenue, brand image, branding strategies, consumer behavior, crafted, Digital Marketing, ecommerce, ecommerce branding, ecommerce challenges, ecommerce failure, ecommerce success, ecommerce trends, Failure, funny ads, market, Marketing, normies, online advertising, online shopping, online store, stupid ads, TARGETTING

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mines Excavated:	1295
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Spears Created:	28
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like running an online store but in a virtual blocky world, targeting normies with funny ads and crazy aesthetics. It’s so lit, it’s like the ultimate test to see if your e-commerce skills can survive in the pixelated madness. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

IdiotLoveGoneWrong Minecraft SMP

advice, ANECDOTES, arguments, Breakups, Communication, Conflict, DATING, experiences, funny, hindsight, humor, idiot, IdiotLoveGoneWrong, lessons learned, love, MARRIED, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Partners, regret, relationship, smp, stupid

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5973
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and craziness! Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato and declared themselves the Potato King, and everyone had to bow down to them or face the wrath of the potato army. It was bananas!

And don’t even get me started on the time we all decided to have a dance party in the Nether and ended up summoning a horde of zombie pigmen to join in. It was like a rave from hell, but in a good way, you know?

Plus, there’s this one player who is convinced they are actually a llama in real life and only communicates through llama noises. It’s both confusing and hilarious at the same time.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that is full of wacky adventures and ridiculous moments, then you have to join us! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

PricyPixels – Worth Every Block!

BLOCK, Elite, exclusive, expensive membership, Extravagant, extravagant experience, high end, Investment, Lavish, luxury, Posh, Premium, PricyPixels, Splurge, superior, top of the line, top quality, top tier, top-notch, Upscale, valuable, worth it, WORTH..

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
New Chunks Explored:	495319	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure gold, and fighting off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick.

Our exclusive membership may be expensive, but trust us when we say it is worth every penny. Not only will you gain access to secret treasure chests filled with rare loot, but you’ll also be granted the power to summon a herd of explosive sheep to wreak havoc on your enemies.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll be treated to weekly events such as the Great Pig Race, where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through a treacherous obstacle course. And let’s not forget about our legendary staff members, who are rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded while juggling flaming swords.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SeaDroneAirTakedown

aircraft, airspace, Conflict, Defense, defense system, drone attack, first ever, global affairs, History, Incident, international relations, Military, Naval, Scores, sea drone, SeaDroneAirTakedown, SECURITY, shoot down, Technology, uav, Ukraine

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1932
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Votes:	5085
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

haha so like, u know how ukraine is all serious and stuff? well guess what, on this server we got sea drones shooting down aircrafts! like whaaat? come join us and witness history being made in minecraft form! ukraine ain’t playing around, they got the best drones in the sea, taking down planes like it’s no big deal. join us for some crazy battles and see if u can survive the sea drone madness. who needs regular warfare when u can have sea drones doing all the work for u? come join the chaos and see if u can come out on top! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane action!

2020 to 2030 Craft

2020, 2030, Achievements, anticipation, Beginning, Closer, countdown, Craft, Decade, Development, Evolution, Future, future generations, goals, growth, milestone, progress, Progression, Time, Timeline, Years

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we are closer to the beginning of 2030 than the beginning of 2020. why should you join? well, let me tell you a wild story. once upon a time, a player found a diamond block and it turned into a real life diamond ring. true story bro. also, our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any creepers trying to sneak up on you. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. so come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventures ever!

RubeCube | The best Griefer server! Minecraft server

Adventure, Anarchy, Brutal, Clans, competitive, DOMINANCE, Donations, Economy, Fight, Free Admin, Free Donations, game world, Grief, griefer, Hardcore, Hardcore Server, intelligence, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, Player vs Player, Private, PvP, pvp server, PvP Survival, RubeCube, Russian, strength, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	938
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Animals Bred:	187
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

RubeCube is a world where survival depends on strength, intelligence and a willingness to fight brutally, turning your every action into a fight for dominance in the game world.

rubecube.gomc.fun

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, Cheating, collaboration, content reveal, Currency, gameplay, Google form, Harassment, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Stress test, Survival, Tpa, twitch, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7464
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Chimeras Created:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted, Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Highlights	Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray
Rules	No cheating, no harassment
Region	South US
IP Address	www.lavbyte-smp.net

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: here.

Q: What are the rules of the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: What are some server features?

A: Land claims, TPA, currency, world-backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.

Q: Is there a content reveal planned?

A: Yes, come help stress test while we prep for the content reveal!