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Scar SMP

1.12.2, 2b2t, Anarchy, Anarchyserver, Anarchysurvival, crash, DDOS, Development, Discord, Duping, Flight, GRIEFED.., Lag Machines, Paper, rules, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Survivalpvp, tweaking, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9432	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

SCAR SMP

Welcome to the page for the Scar SMP, a true anarchy survival server based on the 1.12.2 version.

Our server runs on Paper, we are a brand new server (Although spawn is already griefed heavily)

Our only rules:

Dont make lag machines.

Dont DDoS/Crash the server

Duping is allowed

Flight is enabled

We heavily base our antics on the popular, and oldest anarchy server, 2b2t. Though we beg not to be compared, we are different.

WE ARE STILL IN HEAVY DEVELOPMENT AND TWEAKING!!If you have any suggestions, please do join our discord server!

discord.gg/PAQTrHbKS4

trueanarchy.duckdns.org:25572

PoopCraft: Where Every Block is a Treasure

Bliss, BLOCK, BROWN, Brown Man, brown man’s heaven, Celestial, Divine, Dreamland, Ethereal, Haven, Heaven, ideal, idyllic, man, nirvana, Oasis, Paradise, Peaceful, PoopCraft, Sanctuary, Serene, Treasure, utopia

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	111	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Welcome to Brown Man’s Heaven, the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground village where all the villagers wear sunglasses and ride pigs like they’re in a rodeo. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog made out of lava and obsidian. The winner gets to eat the hot dog, but be warned – it’s spicy!

3. Our admin, Bigfoot, is known for randomly turning players into chickens for his own amusement. Don’t worry, you’ll turn back eventually… we think.

4. We have a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and will help you mine diamonds. Just be sure to bring them some ghostly snacks!

5. Our server mascot is a rainbow-colored llama named Larry who can fly and shoot lasers from his eyes. He’s the ultimate protector against griefers and trolls.

So what are you waiting for? Join Brown Man’s Heaven today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

CraftyHell – Where Helldivers and Minecraft collide in chaos!

3rd person shooter, alien threats, Chaos, co-op, collide, contested planets, CraftyHell, elite fighting force, equipment reference, galactic campaign, General guide, Helldivers, interstellar struggle, Minecraft, objective-based missions, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, squad-based, Steam, Super-Earth, team composition, twin-stick shooter, war status, Wiki

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9768
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a wild adventure where you and your squad of elite Helldivers battle to liberate the galaxy from alien threats. Picture this: you’re a badass Helldiver fighting on contested planets, completing insane missions in a procedurally generated world. Each successful mission brings us one step closer to total victory in our galactic campaign that may or may not work (we’re still figuring it out, okay?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the aliens are jealous. We’ve got top-notch gear, crazy loadouts, and the most epic team compositions you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the latest patch – it’s so fire, your mind will be blown.

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Because where else can you battle aliens, liberate planets, and have a blast with your squad all in one place? Plus, rumor has it that if you join now, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a space llama into battle. Trust us, it’s totally legit. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s conquer the galaxy together!

Welcome to MozzarellaCraft – the cheesiest server in the universe! No crackers allowed.

Allowed, application, Cheats, Cheesiest, Community, crackers, dedicated server, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, Grief Protection, Lag, Moderators, MozzarellaCraft, multiplayer, Playerbase, Plugins, Server, smooth experience, smp, Staff, Survival, Universe, Whitelist, whitelisting process

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Void Armor Forged:	24

LunarCraft Season 2

HermitCraft-like, community oriented, SMP server

Server Overview:

Features	Description
Player Oriented Economy	Focus on player interactions and trades
Anti-Grief Protection	Measures in place to prevent griefing
Anti-Cheats	Prevents cheating and unfair advantages
Small, Tight-knit Playerbase	Community focused with active players
Responsive Staff Team	Experienced moderators ready to assist
Welcoming Community	Friendly atmosphere for all players
Dynmap	Interactive map for easy navigation
Started	4/20/2024

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How can I join LunarCraft? A: To join LunarCraft, you need to be whitelisted. Fill out a short application on our Discord server: https://discord.gg/QuNMwu6D

Q: Is the server active? A: Yes, the server is up 24/7 and run on a dedicated server for lag-free gameplay.

Q: What is the minimum age requirement? A: Players must be above 16 years of age and show maturity.

Q: Can I suggest improvements for the server? A: Yes, feel free to reach out to “mutson” on Discord with any suggestions.

Ramshackle VS Hypixel

2013, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Economy, Explore, friendship, Fun, Minecraft, nostalgic, PvE, Ranks, Relaxing, Retro, Rewards, Server, Social, spontaneous, Survival, Towny, unlockables, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	2585	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Hypixel	Ramshackle
Pros	Pros
Massive player base Multiple game modes Regular updates and events Professional server management	Small and friendly community Rewards for ranking up Relaxing gameplay Semi-vanilla experience
Cons	Cons
Can be overwhelming for new players Can be laggy during peak times Some games may have long queue times	Smaller player base Limited game modes and events Potential for less frequent updates

FAQ

What makes Hypixel stand out?

Hypixel is known for its massive player base, multiple game modes, and regular updates and events. It offers a professional server management experience.

Why choose Ramshackle over Hypixel?

Ramshackle offers a small and friendly community, rewards for ranking up, relaxing gameplay, and a semi-vanilla experience. It provides a more laid-back and nostalgic feel reminiscent of older Minecraft servers.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLz Server

attractiveness, BETRAYAL, Cheating, controversial, Crafty, Demands, double standards, gossip, home wrecker, hook up, hot, Infidelity, lolz, Lust, McLaughingtons, morality, people, relationships, scandal, scandalous, seduction, Server, temptation, whore

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join a community of players who are all secretly obsessed with a self-admitted home-wrecker whore! She may sleep 16 hours a day, but hey, who needs a stable relationship when you can have drama and chaos instead?

Join our server for the chance to win the heart of this demanding diva, who will keep you on your toes with her wild antics and outrageous demands. Who needs a boring, normal relationship when you can have a rollercoaster ride of emotions with our resident drama queen?

So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to keep up with this hot mess of a woman. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a scandalous love triangle that will make all your friends jealous!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers are the only ones blowing up your inbox! #MinecraftMadness

advantages, Applications, banter, better suited, blocky, blowing, Circumstances, comparison, comparisons, Concrete, CREEPERS, Differences, disadvantages, Examples, Inbox, INSTANCES, long trail tags, MinecraftMadness, practical, Real World, Scenarios, Situations, Specific, tags, use cases

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds the size of your head and golden apples that make you invincible. And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our custom boss mobs like the dreaded Chickenzilla or the terrifying Sheepnado.

So why settle for a boring old Minecraft server when you can join us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

chicken smp

Active players, Balanced Economy, chicken, Cracked, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Daily, Jobs, No Premium, Premium, smp, Staff, Towny

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	167
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Magic Items Found:	1183
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Active players/Staff daily

135.181.112.253:25560

Welcome to BudderCraft! Where cheaters never prosper and toxicity is buttered away! Join us for Survival, Creative Plots, Skyblock & more!

animations, badlion client, bedrock, Beta, Bots, BudderCraft, bugs, buider, BUTTERED, Cheaters, combat system, Community, Competitive modes, console users, Creative, Development Team, Discord, Economy, Features, ip address, java, Join, Network, playtest, Plots, Plugin developer, policy, Prosper, skill level, Skyblock, Specified mods, strategy, Suggestions, Survival, Tower Defense, Toxicity, Update info, Updates

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	7902	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	20

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	BudderCraft
Features	Variety of feature-rich modes, strict prevention of cheating, friendly community
IP Address	play.buddercraft.net

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any banned mods on the server?	Mods like Badlion Client with specified allowed mods are permitted, but all other mods are prohibited.
Is joining the Discord server required?	While not required, it is highly recommended for updates, feedback, and server info.
What happens if I’m caught cheating on the server?	Any form of cheating will result in a permanent ban with no exceptions.
Are large scale farms allowed on the server?	No, large scale farms are strictly prohibited as they can ruin the economy and strategy of certain modes.
How often does the server update to the latest version?	The server always runs on the latest version, but updates may take a week or two after a new version releases.

GoatCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – “Look at this goat!”

adorable, animal, cute, domesticated, farm animal, funny, Goat, goat appreciation, goat behavior, goat farm, goat gazing, goat lover, goat meme, goat owner, goat video, goat watching, GoatCraft, hilarious, Livestock, mammal, Minecraft, Server, Ultimate, viral goat

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Animals Bred:	181	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old sheep in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have GOATS! That’s right, adorable little goats bouncing around and causing chaos everywhere they go. Join us for the chance to ride a goat into battle or even start a goat farm to rule the server with your fluffy army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You never know when you might stumble upon this epic rave and join in on the fun.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into our custom-built volcano dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous enemies. Can you make it out alive with the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, don’t forget to feed the goats!