2024 Best #humorousenglish New Minecraft Servers

World of DerpCraft

Ancient, anthropology, Architecture, art, Civilizations, culture, DerpCraft, Development, Diversity, Economy, Empires, geography, Global, History, MODERN, Politics, Religion, society, Technology, Traditions, world

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is afraid to log on!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of bacon, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into delicious breakfast treats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

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Bagpipes & Blockades Minecraft Server

2002, bagpipes, blockades, Championship, countdown, EXCITEMENT, FINAL, football, Glasgow, hampden, Hampden Park, Kickoff, Minecraft, old firm, Rivalry, Scottish Cup Final, Scottish Derby, Scottish Football, Scottish Teams, Sellick, Server, sevco, Soccer, Sportsmanship

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the Scottish Cup final between Sellick and Sevco – intense, competitive, and full of surprises! Join us in 1 hour and 45 minutes for some epic gameplay at Hampden (aka our server) at 3:00pm sharp. Who will come out on top? Will it be Sellick or Sevco? The only way to find out is by joining our server and experiencing the thrill for yourself. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun – join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

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Vanilla What? I Dream of Creeping, Not Grieving! Join now, age 16+! 1.20.4!

1.20.4, age, Builders, calm environment, Claiming, COMMUNITY SERVER, creeping, dream, Friendly staff, GRIEVING, Grinders, Ice ways, Join, Lgbtqia, map art, map art builders, Mature Community, Mature Players, non-toxic community, player-friendly environment, Playtime, Ranks, REDSTONERS, sellers, smp, teleportation system, Vanilla

Vanillarite Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Community	A lively, vibrant community for mature players
Players	Players and communities, map art, and building
Environment	Welcomes everyone, calm and chill atmosphere
Includes	Grinders, Builders, Sellers/Shop Owners, Redstoners, Map Art builders
Features	Claiming, Ranks, Ice ways teleportation system

Vanillarite Minecraft Server FAQ

Q: Is the server LGBTQIA+ friendly?

A: Yes, Vanillarite welcomes everyone, including but not limited to LGBTQIA+ community members.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, there is zero pay-to-win on this server. All players have equal opportunities to progress.

Q: How can players claim land on the server?

A: Players can claim land using toggleable flags. By default, explosions and PvP are disabled, but can be enabled if needed.

Q: Is there a server-wide teleportation system?

A: Yes, the server has the “Ice ways” teleportation system, removing the need for the modded feel of TPA.

Q: Where can I find the server rules?

A: The server rules can be found at rules.vanillarite.com

CraftyCraic – LOL Minecraft Server

artists, class changes, Community, CraftyCraic, custom content, dedicated scripters, Full Moon Company, Gaming, ghost of stables past edition, invite, Khazar Milkers, lol, Lorellai, Minecraft, Mistblade 2, mists of pandaria, mop, Musicians, private server, raiding guild, Server, story-writers, turtle wow, Vanilla, Vanilla Custom, Voice actors, whisper Warhorn, World of Warcraft, WoW Private Server General, wpsg

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our ghost of stables past edition Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the ghost of a horse that roams the stables, haunting players and giving them special quests to complete. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate through interpretive dance. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on down and join the fun – just be sure to watch out for the ghostly horse!

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Blocky Booty Bases: Where the Gems Are Low But the Laughs Are High!

advice, base gems, Bases, Beginner, blocky, BOOTY, Crafting, education, Gems, GEMSTONES, Good, Helpful, HIGH, hobby, INFORMATION, jewelry making, knowledge, laughs, learning, low cap, Recommendations, Resources, Suggestions, Tips, Understanding, valuable

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to find the same old boring gems? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have hidden low cap base gems that are so rare, they make diamonds look like dirt blocks. Legend has it that one lucky player found a gem so powerful, it turned their pickaxe into a magical wand that could summon chickens at will. Join our server today and uncover the hidden treasures waiting for you!

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CLRPC Minecraft Edition

Adventure, Crates, Cross-Platform Play, Discord integration, Friends, Game chat integration, Geyser, Homes, No Griefing, No hacked clients, No pvp, No Xray Hacks, Plugins, Purge, rules, Shopgui, smp, Supporter Ranks, Survival, town-building, Villager Trading, Warps

What we are:We are a small community based around an SMP, we have a ton of plugins some are listed below:
• Unlimited villager trading• ShopGUI• Geyser (Cross Platform play)• Crates• Warps• Homes• Discord/Game chat integration!• Supporter Ranks (purchasable) and many more!

We strive in fun and enjoyability, so why now come join us on our adventure and create your own adventure! Meet new friends and build a fun town!

Here are our rules!

• No PvP unless it is the Purge• No griefing• No hacked clients (Including aimbot, speed hacks, flying hacks)• No Xray Hacks• You can create a faction however we are not a factions server• Raiding is not allowed unless it is the purge• No Entering someone else’s base or area without their permission• No opening someone elses chest without their consent• NSFW is not allowed• No spamming• No blocking POI• No lag machines• No combat logging• Do not claim over someone else’s land• If you have any issues, open a ticket!• No bullying• No racism/sexism• No exploiting• Do not harass staff members• Have a fun time!

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Celestria: Where Minecraft politics are more complicated than real life. Join now for fun and chaos!

Adventure, Celestria, Chaos, Community, COMPLICATED, Creative, Custom, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Fun, Join, Life, Minecraft, Minigames, Mods, Plugins, Politics, PvE, PvP, Quests, real, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Server Name:	The World Of Celestria
Focus:	Geopolitical Server with various gameplay options
Features:	Builders, Roleplayers, Lore Writers, PvP
Server Description:	Earth as your canvas, create nations, guilds, businesses, and more
Join Us:	https://discord.gg/hJVHnfW8Xq

FAQs:

Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Yes, The World of Celestria welcomes players of all skill levels.

Q: What gameplay options do you offer?

A: We offer options for Builders, Roleplayers, Lore Writers, and PvP enthusiasts.

Q: How can I create a nation on the server?

A: You can create your own nation by gathering followers, establishing territories, and forming alliances with other players.

Q: Is there a limit to the number of guilds I can join?

A: There is no limit to the number of guilds or groups you can join on the server.

Q: Can I create my own businesses on the server?

A: Yes, players are encouraged to create their own businesses and contribute to the economy of Celestria.

Q: How can I leave my mark on the server’s history?

A: You can leave your mark by rising to the top, creating lasting alliances, and making significant contributions to the server’s lore and gameplay.

CraftyTongue

advice, Appearance, attraction, Communication, Confidence, CraftyTongue, cunnilingus, education, Game, height, idris elba, love, Men, pleasing, relationships, seduction, silver tongue, Skills, Talking, Tonguemaxxing, Women

Join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll fall in love with what you hear! Our players have the silverest of tongues and know just how to please with their words. Forget about looks or height, all you need is some smooth talking skills to win over the ladies on our server.
But that’s not all – we also offer classes on how to perform cunnilingus! Yes, you read that right. Learn how to please your partner in the virtual world and beyond. So come join us for some steamy Minecraft gameplay and maybe even pick up a few tips for real life too. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

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Lost in Minecraft: ‘Which way, white man?’

Colonialism, cultural appropriation, Direction, discovery, discrimination, Exploration, guidance, History, Identity, indigenous peoples, INEQUALITY, Lost, man, Minecraft, navigation, Oppression, perspective, prejudice, race relations, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Which way, White, White Man

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us on a wild adventure where you’ll be greeted by a tribe of friendly pandas who will guide you through the jungle to find hidden treasures and secret temples.
But beware, there are also mischievous monkeys swinging from tree to tree, ready to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful! And if you’re feeling brave, you can challenge the mighty Yeti to a snowball fight on top of the tallest mountain.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the banana peels…

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SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

Community, Friendly, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Server, Survival, survival mode, survival server, WITHOUT HUSK

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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