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Evil Company’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimension Hops:	14

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn? Well, look no further because our server is run by an evil fucking company that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are actually sentient and will attack you if you get too close?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just be careful not to wake the giant spider king that guards it!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the chaos and madness that only an evil fucking company can provide!

Nash Was a Noob Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9479
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the legend of Nash unfold before your very eyes! Back in the day, Nash was rumored to be a valet by day and an enforcer by night, with midcard energy that could rival even the whitest Maven. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Flawless Gaming Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so flawless, Notch himself would be jealous! Join us for the most epic adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen in the blocky world.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But little did they know, the mine was also home to a pack of mischievous creepers who loved nothing more than to blow everything up! Will you be brave enough to face the explosive challenge and claim the diamonds for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the fearsome beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon fight like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Not His Fault Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Potions Brewed:	78	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Runes Activated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire and blaming it on a rogue creeper. It’s not your fault, it’s just the way the game works!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. One time, a player accidentally turned their pet pig into a giant mutant pig and chaos ensued as they tried to wrangle it back to normal size. Another time, someone built a rollercoaster that launched players straight into the sky and caused mass panic among the villagers.

If you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, then this is the place for you. Join us and embrace the madness – just remember, it’s not your fault if things go awry!

Choose Wisely Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	111	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	208	Dimension Hops:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, we are on a mission to stamp out Evil at its roots! Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat evil mobs, rescue villagers, and protect our precious blocky world from destruction.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and you just might stumble upon this rare and valuable creature.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our server’s most fearsome boss – the Crazed Creeper King. Legend has it that whoever defeats him will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a hero in the fight against Evil!

THE Only Meme Coin You’ll Need in the Upcoming Supercycle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8913
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the meme supercycle is coming and we are not just another server – we are ticking all the boxes for memecoins destined to hit a $1B+ market cap!

Join us and become a part of the MLG cult of believers who know gaming culture inside out. We challenge people to 1v1s on Rust while snacking on Doritos and chugging Mountain Dew like true gamers. This isn’t just about slapping a meme on a coin, it’s about hitting a nerve with a community that gets it.

Our server is not the product of a boring VC boardroom, it’s a wild universe where anything can happen. We are building wealth in crypto while building epic structures in Minecraft. So come on, join us on this crazy adventure and let’s dominate the supercycle together. NFA ofc, because who needs rules when you’re having this much fun!

Limbus Co. General Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	519
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Gods Slained:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	9910

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a wild adventure through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll battle creepy creatures and unravel mind-bending puzzles. But beware, the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade is not for the faint of heart – only the bravest players can survive its twists and turns!

Looking to join a server with a touch of madness? Look no further than our upcoming Extractions, where you’ll face off against the likes of The Priest of La Manchaland Gregor and The Barber of La Manchaland Outis. Trust us, these NPCs are no joke – they’ll have you laughing and crying at the same time!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, don’t miss out on our Target Extraction missions. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into when you’re tasked with taking down ID & E.G.O – it’s a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions!

So why wait? Download our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, the tutorial is important – you never know what kind of wacky surprises await you in this insane world. See you on the other side, fellow gamers!

Bobby become chef Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magic Items Found:	1152	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Divine Spears Created:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic tale of Bobby, the unsuspecting player who accidentally became a chef in the virtual world! Watch as he navigates through the treacherous lands, battling mobs and gathering ingredients to create the most delicious dishes you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Will Bobby rise to the top as the ultimate culinary master, or will his creations be a recipe for disaster? Join now to find out and maybe even score a taste of his legendary creeper casserole!

Beanie’s Pungent Fart Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of beanies pungent farts and maniacal laughter. Our server is like no other, with crazy events like “Fart Fest Fridays” and “Laughing Gas Saturdays”. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

Waifu’s Ception Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	843578	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Runes Activated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes, including your waifu having a waifu! Join us for a chance to navigate through the drama and chaos of a world where love triangles are taken to a whole new level. Will your waifu’s waifu steal your diamonds? Will you have to fight for their affection in epic battles? Only one way to find out – join our server and dive into the madness! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret hidden treasure guarded by a pack of llamas wearing top hats – will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Don’t miss out on all the absurdity and hilarity that awaits you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!