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FloodCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, climate change, disaster preparedness, disaster relief, emergency response, extreme weather, flood damage, flood victims, flood warning, FloodCraft, Flooding, Floods, heavy rainfall, Ishikawa, Ishikawa floods, Japan, Japan floods, Minecraft, natural disaster, record rain, Server, Tragedy, weather

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Crops Grown:	8208
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only floods you’ll see are the tears of our enemies when we wreck them in pvp! we’ve got more action than a kung fu movie marathon and more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than a diamond pickaxe!

CraftyCommies: New Cold War

aggression, Asia, cold, cold war, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, donald trump, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, military alliances, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, Politics, Propaganda, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, US, War

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	295
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we blame US for starting new cold war in asia with military alliances. build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies! team up with kim jong un and take over the world! who needs peace when you can have explosions and chaos?! come join the madness now!

Enival: Where vanilla is semi, like java in a trust-based world with QoL mods!

apply, changes, Chill, Community, Discord, Enival, Explore, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, java, Minecraft, Mods, Qol, rules, Safe, Semi, Semi Vanilla, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Trustbased, Vanilla, voice chat, Votes, world, World Map

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9615
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Farms Harvested:	694	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft survival
Mods	Proximity chat, QoL mods
Community	Small, chill, and friendly
Whitelist	Required to join
Rules	Minimal rules for maximum fun

FAQs

What is Enival?

Enival is a fresh semi-vanilla Minecraft survival server with a few mods for smoother gameplay and a fun, friendly community.

What mods are available on Enival?

Enival has proximity chat and quality of life mods to enhance the player experience.

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you must apply for whitelist access on their Discord server.

Are there many rules on Enival?

Enival has minimal rules to allow players to have maximum fun while playing.

Is there a world map available for Enival?

Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969.

Where can I apply to join Enival?

You can apply to join Enival on their Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Kween Hunting Minecraft Server

asian, Challenges, CHANGE, Chinaman, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, Future, Globalization, hunting, Identity, KWEEN, kweenhunting, Minecraft, next decades, perceptions, progress, racism, Server, social commentary, societal trends, Stereotypes

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4635
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5598	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where Chinamen are on the hunt for kweens in the next decade! That’s right, you’ll be dodging kweens left and right while trying to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and hilarious at the same time? So come join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the Chinamen and avoid becoming their next kween target. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, akane, Archive, asuna, BAG, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Descent of the Five Senses, Events, Final Restriction Release, general, Hards, Izuna, Karin, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, NERU, PVs, Rowdy and Cheery, Shizuko, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Tsubaki, Umika

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Votes:	6135

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for insane events like “Descent of the Five Senses” where you’ll have to battle using only your sense of smell and taste to win epic rewards!

But that’s not all, we also have “Rowdy and Cheery!” event where you’ll have to dance your way to victory against rowdy mobs who just want to party!

And don’t even get us started on the “Final Restriction Release: The Fury of Set” where you’ll have to wear special armor made out of cheese to survive the wrath of an angry Egyptian god!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GazaAidCraft: StripHamasCtrl

aid distribution, Alternatives, ceasefire negotiations, Conflict Resolution, control, crisis management., gaza, GazaAidCraft, Hamas, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, idf, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, palestine, Peacekeeping, political intervention, regional stability, security measures, StripHamasCtrl

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Potions Brewed:	122	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

So, like, this totally epic Minecraft server is like the bomb diggity, man! We got crazier than a creeper on steroids events happening all the time, like a dance party with the Ender Dragon or a fashion show with the villagers. And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen with diamond swords!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on flying pigs, swim with dolphins, and even battle giant chickens in epic boss fights. Plus, we have the most lit community of players who are always down for a good time and a laugh.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a herd of llamas on roller skates, then you gotta join us! Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting and laughing together!

Invitation Needed Minecraft Server

collaboration, Community, Content Creator, Entertainment, Event, ever, exclusive, Gaming, Gunrun, Invitation, Live streaming, Minecraft, more, Needed, Needs, ONLINE, opportunity, Partnership, Server, Streamer, twitch, virtual, vshojo

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us on Gunrun, where we have a secret underground society of Vshojo members who are in desperate need of your help. Rumor has it that they have hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams, but only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover them.

But be warned, the Vshojo members are not your average NPCs – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and enchanted bows, ready to defend their treasures at all costs. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself?

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and join us on Gunrun for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become a legendary hero in the Vshojo world!

Pentiums Minecraft SMP – Baby

90s, baby, Computer, computing, funny, geek, Hardware, innovation, intel, long tail tag, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, Nerd, Parody, Pentiums, Performance, processor, Rap, smp, software, SPEED, Technology

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ores Mined:	8088	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.

FenceGate: The HOA Chronicles

Chronicles, city permit, fence installation, fence issue, FenceGate, gravel dump, Hoa, homeowner association, neighbor communication, neighbor conflict, neighbor dispute, neighborhood communication, new neighbors, pool construction, property boundaries, property boundary dispute, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property rights, survey

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8597	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Towns Built:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a neighborly experience like no other, where you never know when a dump truck full of gravel might show up in your front yard.

Our server features epic pool-building adventures, fence disputes that will make your head spin, and elusive neighbors who are masters of the art of ghosting. Will you be the hero who reaches out to the HOA and city first, or will you risk the wrath of your mysterious neighbors by taking matters into your own hands?

With surprises around every corner and drama that rivals a soap opera, this server is not for the faint of heart. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of suburban living in Minecraft!

CraftyChicksOnly

advice, Behavior, Communication, Community, comparison, Competition, Confidence, CraftyChicksOnly, empowerment, Expectations, feminism, gossip, habits, judgement, reddit, self-care, social norms, solidarity, Stereotypes, Support, Women

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	1957
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1028	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of other players on Minecraft servers constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your creations? Look no further, because on our server, we have a strict “no griefing” policy that even the creepers abide by!

Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on saddles made of gold, the chickens lay diamond eggs, and the zombies break out in dance battles instead of attacking you.

We also have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlimited emeralds, but only those who can master the art of llama whispering can gain access.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is how to fit all your loot into your inventory!