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Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

This is you Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing boring old single-player Minecraft? Do you want to join a server where the cows wear sunglasses and the creepers breakdance? Well, look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely out of cake, and have dance parties with the Ender Dragon. Our server is so crazy that even the skeletons have started a boy band!

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

2b2t Oceania

Anarchy, Minecraft Anarchy Australia Oceania Community Server Gameplay PVP Survival Crafting Exploration Mods Multiplayer Sandbox Creative Adventure Redstone Building Economy Plugins, Survival

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2b2t Oceania – Oceania-based anarchy for those interested in a 2b2t alternative that is focused around Australia and surrounding countries! Minimal admin intervention and a dedicated community.

2b2toce.org

Draythor

draythor, ELEMENTS, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Natural phenomena, OneBlock, PvP, Realistic, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Vannila

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𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕍𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝕆𝕟𝕖𝔹𝕝𝕠𝕔𝕜 𝔹𝕠𝕤𝕤𝕖𝕤 Realistic Vanilla Survival with Elements of Natural Phenomena. Also has a OneBlock mode.

mc.draythor.com

Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

chuds, comedy, conservative humor., funny, humor analysis, humor critique, humor in politics, humorless, humorless conservatives, It’s not funny, lack of humor, laughing at the right, Minecraft, never been funny, political commentary, political humor, political jokes, Political satire, right wing, Right Wing ideology, satire, Server, The right

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Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

Future White Man SMP: Late Stage Judaism – Minecraft SMP

Civilization, Competition, death, economic recession, Food, Future, Hindu male rape rats, Hindu rapejeets, Hordes, house for rent, Indians, Jews, judaism, Late, Late stage Judaism, man, Minecraft, open jobs, smp, Stage, White, White Man, white woman

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the impending Hindu rapejeet invasion and economic collapse by building your own virtual paradise! Join us and fight off endless hordes of Hindu male rape rats while competing for scarce resources like open jobs, white women, and even food. Don’t let the Jews win – join our server and show those Indians who’s boss in this epic battle for survival! Build, craft, and mine your way to victory in a world where every block counts and every move could mean the difference between life and death. Are you ready to take on the challenge and save our civilization from certain doom? Join us now and let the madness begin!

BareVanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, factions pvp, factions raiding, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, op prison, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Realms, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Uhc, Vanilla

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BareVanilla Anarchy

Welcome to BareVanilla Anarchy, a true Minecraft Vanilla experience! Embrace the chaos with no rules except for one: no hacking allowed. Grief, raid, and form alliances as you explore a world where anything goes. Join us for an unfiltered survival experience!

BareVanilla.net

2tools2builders

1.17.1, 2b2t, 2tools2builders, Anarchy, baibo78, bedrock, building, Community, Cracked, Cross-Play, crossplay, Experience, Exploration, Griefing, Hardcore, java, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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2tools2builders (2t2b.org) – The Newest Cracked Crossplay Anarchy Server

Cracked means you can join without a paid Minecraft account, and crossplay means you can join from Bedrock Edition Minecraft.

The server is available for Java 1.17.1+ (stably updated). For Bedrock, unfortunately, support is only for the latest versions (also stably updated).

The server is inspired by 2b2t. We aim to make it as similar to 2b2t as possible in terms of style, plugins, and overall experience.

The server was created and launched on 08.28.2024. 2t2b is hosted and developed by a small team, with baibo78 as the founder and owner.

2t2b.org

SonicCraft – Minecraft Server

DC crossover, IDW, Knuckles, Minecraft, Server, sonic, sonic anniversary, Sonic booru, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic Halloween, Sonic milestone, sonic mod, Sonic OC, Sonic Pixel World, Sonic Release Dates, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft

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Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft server in all of the pixelated universe – where Sonic the Hedgehog reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos emeralds, loop-de-loops, and chili dogs galore.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret level where you can race against Sonic himself in a chili dog eating contest. The winner gets a pair of super speed shoes that will make you the fastest miner in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event coming up where you can team up with Knuckles to defeat Dr. Eggman and his army of robotic minions. Rumor has it that if you succeed, you’ll unlock the ability to turn into Super Sonic and unleash a devastating blast of chaos energy on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure through the Sonic universe and experience the thrill of speed, the power of friendship, and the joy of collecting shiny rings. See you on the other side, fellow hedgehog enthusiasts!

/Minecraft SMP/ – FGO Alter Ego

Alter, Campaign, Chaldea, Chaldea Tam Lin Cup, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Ego, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order NA, FateGO, FateGO NA, FGO, FGO Event Compendium, Future Materials, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, News, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Singularity Repair Support, smp, summon

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up with outrageous reasons to join!

Join our server and experience the “Chaldea Tam Lin Cup – The Next Generation’s Triumphant Return” event, where you must battle against dragon girls and water margins to claim victory! Don’t miss out on the Morgan Pickup Summon, where you can summon powerful warriors to aid you in your quest.

But wait, there’s more! Take part in the Singularity Repair Support Campaign and repair the fabric of time itself. Summon heroes from the First Singularity and watch as they fight by your side in epic battles.

And if that’s not enough, join the Halloween Rebellion of 108 and face off against the fearsome Huyan Zhuo in a showdown of epic proportions. Will you emerge victorious or be swept away by the dragon girl’s water margin?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on insane adventures, summon powerful allies, and conquer the most outrageous challenges you’ve ever faced!

Infinite Chaos

Adventure, Casual, Challenges, collaboration, Community, competitive, Creative, custom content, Events, EXCITEMENT, gameplay, MCMMO, Mods, new features, Plugins, PvP, role playing, Roleplay, Survival, unpredictability, Updates, vibrant

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Welcome to Infinite Chaos!

Dive into a world where unpredictability reigns supreme! Our server offers a unique blend of thrilling gameplay, vibrant community interactions, and endless adventures. Whether you’re a casual player or a competitive gamer, there’s something here for everyone.

Features:

Dynamic Events: Experience spontaneous challenges and events that keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Diverse Game Modes: From survival and creative to PvP and role-playing, choose your adventure. Community Driven: Join a friendly and active community that thrives on collaboration and creativity. Custom Content: Explore unique plugins and mods tailored to enhance your experience. Regular Updates: Enjoy frequent updates and new features based on player feedback. Join us in Infinite Chaos, where every moment is a new opportunity for fun and excitement. Are you ready to embrace the chaos?

51.222.147.156:25574

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	238	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	115	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ores Mined:	5820	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	5333
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Void Armor Forged:	19
Animals Bred:	174	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Endless Night Skies:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Crops Grown:	3625
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Potions Brewed:	126	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Alien Abductions:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Essential humorous scripts Minecraft Servers