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Pixel Pervs Minecraft: Where You Can Release All Your Negatives…in Pixels!
addiction, coping, desire, Guilt, Help, inhibition, mental health, Minecraft, negatives, Negatives…in, Pervs, PIXEL, pixels, porn, Release, self improvement, self-care, self-control, shame, Sperm, Struggle, Support, taboo, temptation, Therapy
🤣 Are you tired of not being able to release your negatives through your sperm? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on a wild adventure filled with diamonds, creepers, and more!
Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that you won’t even remember what porn is! Who needs that when you can be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig? Trust us, once you start playing on our server, you won’t be able to tear yourself away.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your creativity flow as you explore our virtual world! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your inner diamond-encrusted superhero. 😂🐔🐷 #ReleaseTheNegativesWithSperm #MinecraftMadness

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ESCraft
Argonian, Breton, Customraces, Elderscrolls, Elf, Eso, Imperial, Khajiit, morrowind, Nord, oblivion, Orsimer, Races, Roleplay, RPG, Semiroleplay, Skyrim, Survival, Tamriel, Towny, Vampire, Werewolves
ESCRAFT – Elder Scrolls Inspired Minecraft Server
Inspired by the popular series of games, Skyrim, Oblivion, Morrowind and ESO. This server aims to merge Minecraft and the the universe of Elder Scrolls into one. Carve out your territory in this survival, semi roleplay adventure. Compete in an emerging civilization with a challenging economy and growing obstacles.
Features: Custom Races: Argonian, Breton, Altmer (High Elf), Imperial, Khajiit, Nord, Orsimer (Orc), Bosmer (Wood Elf) Towny: Claim your land to protect it against bandits Custom Map (In development) Player built world (In survival) Challenging economy Vampires & Werewolves Brewery
Come Join us on this amazing adventure and make your mark as an adventurer, explorer, conqueror or bandit chieftain! #Skyrim #ElderScrolls #Minecraft #Vampire #Werewolves #Races #Tamriel #Elf #Khajiit #RPG #SemiRoleplay #Roleplay #CustomRaces #Races
54.39.122.116:25587

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BlockyBants: Y U No Good Things Minecraft Server
always failing, Bad Luck, BlockyBants, can’t catch a break, constant setbacks, constant struggle, cursed, cursed life, Disappointment, Doomed, endless challenges, Frustration, Good, Jinxed, Minecraft, misfortune, never good enough, never winning, Server, tough luck, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events, unlucky streak, why me
Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Then look no further, because our server is a hot mess of chaos and hilarity!
Join us if you want to see pigs riding chickens, villagers breakdancing, and creepers throwing parties! Our server is like a wacky circus where anything goes, from building gigantic cookie monuments to having dance battles with skeletons.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers! Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server. So come on in and embrace the madness – because why have good things when you can have ridiculous things instead?

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Bloom SMP VS Hypixel
Adventure, building, Community, cross-platform, Cross-Play, discord community, Events, Exploration, friendship, Fun, gameplay-enhancing-plugins, Grief Protection, multiplayer, non toxic, non-modded, player interaction, player-driven economy, Staff Team, Survival, Vanilla, Welcoming
Hypixel
Pros Cons
Large player base Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of game modes Some game modes may be less popular
Frequent updates and events Can experience server lag during peak times
Bloom SMP
Pros Cons
Anti griefing measures Lacks the wide variety of game modes found on Hypixel
Welcoming community Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Regular events Not modded like Hypixel
FAQ
What is the player base like on Hypixel compared to Bloom SMP?
Hypixel has a significantly larger player base compared to Bloom SMP, which can make it more challenging for new players to stand out or find a close-knit community.
What types of game modes are available on Hypixel and Bloom SMP?
Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes, while Bloom SMP focuses on a Minecraft Survival experience with enhanced gameplay through plugins.
Are there any anti griefing measures in place on both servers?
Yes, both Hypixel and Bloom SMP have anti griefing measures in place to ensure a positive playing experience for all players.
Which server is modded and which uses gameplay enhancing plugins?
Hypixel is modded with additional features and game modes, while Bloom SMP utilizes gameplay enhancing plugins to enhance the Minecraft Survival experience.

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MinecraftMondays: Where ‘>be me’ is the norm! Join our epic server for a lit gaming experience #minecraftmemes #gamersunite
acceptance, alcohol, BETRAYAL, bullying, courage, Epic, Experience, friendship, GamersUnite, Gaming, high school, Join, lit, Manipulation, minecraftmemes, MinecraftMondays, norm, overcoming adversity, overcoming fear, Party, peer influence, peer pressure, personal growth, Redemption, resilience, Server, social anxiety, toxic behavior, toxic friendships, Trust
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the bullies of high school and embark on a wild adventure! Picture this: you’re at a graduation party, bullied kids inviting you to drink for the first time, and a nerdy girl getting flirty with you. But be warned, some drinks may have a mysterious smell of bleach mixed in with the vodka – just adds to the excitement, right? Join us for a party like no other, where anything can happen and everyone is welcome to chug, chug, chug their troubles away!

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Utopia anarchy
Anarchy, Autonomy, Challenges, Chaos, creativity, Economy, Events, freedom, Glory, imagination, Inclusivity, marketplace, minecraft server, non-premium players, premium players, PvP, PvP Survival, Rewards, utopia, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival
Welcome to Utopia!
Immerse yourself in a world where freedom and creativity know no bounds. In our anarchy Minecraft server, Utopia, there are no rules, only endless possibilities. Build, explore, and shape your own destiny in a realm where chaos and autonomy reign supreme.
Features:
Total freedom: No rules or restrictions hold you back. Utopia is a place where you can play as you see fit, with limitless potential.
Dynamic economy: Engage in a bustling marketplace where players dictate the value of goods and resources. Trade, barter, and amass wealth in an ever-changing economic landscape.
Events and challenges: Test your skills and creativity in special events and challenges unique to Utopia. Earn exclusive rewards and eternal glory as you rise to the occasion.
Support for premium and non-premium players: At Utopia, we believe in inclusivity. Our doors are open to all players, regardless of account type. Everyone deserves a chance to experience the wonders of our world.
Join us and shape the future of Utopia! Your adventure begins now in a world where the only limit is your imagination.
Server IP: 95.216.241.221:50524
95.216.241.221:50524

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KosyTime server Minecraft
Anarchy, Cheaters, creator, Draws, Gifts, KosyTime, Minecraft, Server
Complete Anarchy without cheaters! Always a creator online! He does draws and gives you gifts!
p4.mwnodes.site:25505

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MämmiCraft: Ahmed’s LOLz Adventures – Trendy Minecraft Server for epic builds and LOLS! Join now!
Adventures, Ahmed, Ahmeds, baking, Builds, Cooking, cultural food, DELICIOUS, dessert, dessert lover, Easter, Epic, Finnish cuisine, Finnish dessert, food culture, foodie, homemade, homemade dessert, Join, lols, lolz, mämmi, MämmiCraft, Minecraft, Nordic, Server, sweet treat, traditional food, traditional recipe, Treat, trendy
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most epic gaming experience you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. We have a secret underground labyrinth filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Rumor has it, if you manage to find the golden llama, you will be granted three wishes by the llama king himself!
2. Our community events include a weekly llama race where players ride llamas dressed as unicorns through obstacle courses. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted cookies and a pet dragon named Steve.
3. We have a legendary user named Ahmed who can craft mämmi faster than you can say “creeper”. Not only is his mämmi delicious, but it also gives you superhuman strength in the game.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a llama…or two.

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DECAY WARS: Where the real challenge is getting your socks back on after losing in PvP!
Anarchy, attached, Based, bedrock, challenge, CHECK, created, currently being made, decay, Discord, Ensure, everyone, Expanded, Fun, grow, LOSING, Player Base, Players, PvP, real, Reality, Realms, Semi, Server, socks, Vanilla, Wars
Minecraft Server Overview
Server Type Semi-anarchy and wars based
Server Version Bedrock
Realm Code n5BjpynLPXY
Discord https://discord.gg/7qWjJYyFCj
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
1. How do I join the server?
To join the server, use the realm code provided above. Make sure you also join the Discord for updates and to connect with other players.
2. Is the server modded or vanilla?
The server is completely vanilla, without any mods or plugins.
3. What can I expect from the semi-anarchy and wars based gameplay?
Players are encouraged to form alliances, go to war with each other, and engage in PvP combat. It’s a chaotic and unpredictable environment where anything can happen.
4. Are there any rules on the server?
While the server is semi-anarchy, there are still some basic rules to ensure fair play and a fun experience for all players. These rules will be outlined in the Discord server.
5. Can I invite my friends to join the server?
Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server using the realm code provided. The more players, the merrier!

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HoloCraft: Wholesome server with indie vibes
#youtube, acknowledged, CCV, Community, fubuki, Happy, Hiyori, HoloCraft, Holofan, hololive, Hoshiyomi, indie, Lara, NOTICED, plush videos, Promoted, Server, song marathon, sub count increase, Suisei, tears of joy, twitter, VIBES, Wholesome
Are you a fan of Hololive and looking for a server that brings together the biggest Holofans in the Minecraft community? Look no further than our server, where you can meet Hiyori Lara, the hololive legend who gained fame by making Suisei plush videos on Twitter. Join now and you might just get promoted by a Hoshiyomi with a sprinkle of stardust, leading to an increase in your sub count! And who knows, you might even catch the attention of Fubuki herself, leading to tears of joy and a jump in your CCV from 200 to 1000+! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of our Hololive song marathon and bask in the glory of being noticed by your favorite vtubers. Join the fun today and let the madness ensue!

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Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be overwhelming for new players
Wide variety of game modes	Some game modes may be less popular
Frequent updates and events	Can experience server lag during peak times

Pros	Cons
Anti griefing measures	Lacks the wide variety of game modes found on Hypixel
Welcoming community	Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
Regular events	Not modded like Hypixel

Server Type	Semi-anarchy and wars based
Server Version	Bedrock
Realm Code	n5BjpynLPXY
Discord	https://discord.gg/7qWjJYyFCj

Hypixel

Bloom SMP

FAQ

What is the player base like on Hypixel compared to Bloom SMP?

What types of game modes are available on Hypixel and Bloom SMP?

Are there any anti griefing measures in place on both servers?

Which server is modded and which uses gameplay enhancing plugins?

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do I join the server?

2. Is the server modded or vanilla?

3. What can I expect from the semi-anarchy and wars based gameplay?

4. Are there any rules on the server?

5. Can I invite my friends to join the server?