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Far Far Away, where the creepers play! Join us on the vanilla SMP server now!

CREEPERS, Join, multiplayer survival community adventure fantasy exploration fun friends building roleplay events economy factions pvp creative minigames mods server realms challenges, Play, Server, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3865
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	82	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Minecraft Server Overview
Looking for players on our SMP world we have about 10 active daily and looking to add some fresh new players. We just opened the end yesterday and the server is only about a week old so you can still catch up!!! 18+ only please https://discord.gg/fmkJVVbQ

Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for players on our SMP world we have about 10 active daily and looking to add some fresh new players. We just opened the end yesterday and the server is only about a week old so you can still catch up!!!

18+ only please

https://discord.gg/fmkJVVbQ

Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How can I join the server? A: You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions. Q: Is the server only for players 18 and older? A: Yes, the server is only for players who are 18 years or older. Q: How many active players are on the server? A: There are about 10 active players daily on the server. Q: Can new players still catch up on the server? A: Yes, since the server is only about a week old, new players can still catch up with others. Q: What features does the server offer? A: Some features of the server include an SMP world, access to the end, and a growing community of players.

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions.

Q: Is the server only for players 18 and older?

A: Yes, the server is only for players who are 18 years or older.

Q: How many active players are on the server?

A: There are about 10 active players daily on the server.

Q: Can new players still catch up on the server?

A: Yes, since the server is only about a week old, new players can still catch up with others.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: Some features of the server include an SMP world, access to the end, and a growing community of players.

MysteryCraft Server: MeruCoin 2.0! OMG Edition!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
New Chunks Explored:	775315	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at our Hogwarts-themed world where you can cast spells, brew potions, and even simp for your favorite witchfus!

Our server, known as OpenMystery, is like nothing you’ve ever seen before. We’ve taken the mobile game Hgwarts Mstery and turned it into an open-source PC port made in Unity. This means we have complete control over the game engine and can remove all those pesky mobile mechanics.

But that’s not all! Our server is constantly updating with bug fixes and improvements, so you’ll always have something new to discover. And if you encounter any bugs, just let us know and we’ll wave our magic wand to fix them.

Oh, and did we mention that OpenMystery is moddable? That’s right, you can add your own spells, creatures, and quests to the game. It’s like creating your own magical world within a magical world!

So come join us at OpenMystery, where the adventure never ends and the witchfus are always waiting for your affection. Don’t miss out on the most spellbinding Minecraft experience of your life!

KawaiiCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Athy, Auri Lunami, Birthday Bard edition, Charlotte Suzu, Generation EONIA, Generation Ephemira, Generation Hanamizuki, Generation novamore, Hiyori Mokami, Isla Coleman, kawaii Friends, KawaiiCraft, Kaya Nishikino, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, live concert, Lua Asuka, Meimi Majokko, merchandise, Minecraft, Namiji Freesia, Navina Nova, Nene Amano, phase connect, Pixelink, Prism, Production Kawaii, Ran Tsukiha, Rei Tadano, Reina Sun, Reina’s pet crustacean Ebi, Server, Shee Icho, Song Covers Playlist, TaiShabel Tonya, Tomoe Carmine, tsunderia, Ultimate, V&U, Yuno Hanaki

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	8528
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you ready to party like it’s your birthday every day? Well, hop on to our Minecraft server for the ultimate Birthday Bard edition experience! We’ve got live concerts that will blow your mind, with performances that will make you question reality. Need some song covers to jam out to? We’ve got a playlist that will have you dancing in your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to interact with the most talented individuals in the Minecraft universe. From Generation EONIA’s Charlotte Suzu, Isla Coleman, Nene Amano, and Reina Sun, to Generation novamore’s Lua Asuka, Namiji Freesia, and Shee Icho, and even Generation Hanamizuki’s Kaya Nishikino, Ran Tsukiha, and Yuno Hanaki – the talent is off the charts!

And let’s not forget about Generation Ephemira, with Hiyori Mokami, Kohaku Yumekui, Lethe Bonapuchi, Meimi Majokko, Navina Nova, and Tomoe Carmine. These Minecraft legends will blow your mind with their skills and creativity!

But that’s not all – we’ve got a whole squad of kawaii Friends waiting to meet you, including Prism, Phase Connect, Tsunderia, V&U, Pixelink, and so many more! Plus, don’t forget about Reina’s pet crustacean Ebi, Rei Tadano, TaiShabel Tonya, and Auri Lunami – the gang’s all here!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of music, talent, and friendship that you won’t find anywhere else. It’s a party you’ll never forget, so come on in and let’s get this celebration started!

ByeBoyfriendSurpriseLOL

aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, ByeBoyfriendSurpriseLOL, Communication, dorm room, EU countries, Exam, gift, LEAVING, listened to, long-distance relationship, Medical student, quality time, relationship dynamics, Respect, Space, study, surprise visit, Time, Visit

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Towns Built:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Star Shards Collected:	56	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	759	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your personal space and study time? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Just like this player’s boyfriend, we won’t surprise you with unexpected visits while you’re trying to ace your exams. We understand the importance of balance between gaming and real life responsibilities.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any surprise interruptions. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond as expensive as the gift this player received! So come on, join our server and say goodbye to unwanted surprises. Remember, in our world, you’re the one in control!

DeathByBlocks Minecraft Server

acceptance, Afterlife, Choices, chosen end, death, death wish, DeathByBlocks, Departure, Dying, end of life, final moments, final wishes, last breath, Life decisions, Minecraft, mortality, mortality contemplation, passing away, peaceful passing, personal preference, Preferences, preferred death, Server

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Ores Mined:	2259	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75	Animals Bred:	64
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to respawn is by choosing your ultimate death! Want to go out in a blaze of glory by getting struck by lightning? Or perhaps you prefer a more dramatic exit by being chased off a cliff by a pack of angry wolves? The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us for the chance to experience death in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible. From being exploded by a herd of kamikaze creepers to being squashed by a giant falling anvil, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait for the inevitable in the boring real world when you can join us and have a blast (literally) on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server? Choose your fate and let the fun begin!

BlockyLifeLessons

BlockyLifeLessons, important lessons, life advice, life challenges, life education, life experiences, life insights, life journey, life learnings, life lessons, life perspective, life philosophy, life reflections, life teachings, life understanding, life values, life wisdom, personal development, self growth, wisdom gained

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only lesson you learn is how to build a dirt house? Well, come join our server where life lessons are taught in the most hilarious and outrageous ways!

Ever wanted to learn how to tame a wild llama using only a rubber chicken and a pair of swim fins? Well, you can do that here! Our expert instructors will guide you through the process while cracking jokes and making you laugh until you cry.

And who needs boring old redstone contraptions when you can learn how to build a working roller coaster out of nothing but melons and slime blocks? Our creative building challenges will push your Minecraft skills to the limit while keeping you entertained with our wacky sense of humor.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter! Life lessons have never been this fun or ridiculous.

CreepyPlantShuffleMC

Botanical, botanical movement, creepy, CreepyPlantShuffleMC, foliage, greenery, growth, movement, Mysterious, Nature, Observation, plant behavior, plant growth, plant movements, plant mysteries, plant observation, Plants, Slow, Subtle, UNNOTICED, unnoticed movement

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Yo, have you ever wondered what plants are up to when we ain’t looking? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can find out! Our plants be moving around like they at a disco party, but in slo-mo so you don’t even notice. Join us and witness the plant dance revolution!

But that ain’t all, fam. We got cows that can do backflips, chickens that can breakdance, and pigs that can sing opera. It’s like a farm on steroids, but in a totally legal and family-friendly way.

And don’t even get me started on the villagers. These guys are straight up wild. They throw raves in their houses, ride llamas like they’re in a rodeo, and have secret underground tunnels that lead to who knows where. It’s like a soap opera, but with blocky characters and no drama llama.

So if you wanna experience the wackiest, most bizarre Minecraft server out there, come join us! Who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. Let’s get weird, y’all!

PolyGlassCraft: DNA Storage Flip

Bioinformatics, Biomaterials, Biomolecular Engineering, biotechnology, chemistry, Deconstructable, Dna, Flip, genetic engineering, Genetic Storage, Glassy, materials science, Molecular biology, nanotechnology, Nucleic Acid, PolyGlassCraft, Polymer Chemistry, Polymer Networks, reversible, RNA, Storage, Synthetic Biology

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crops Grown:	1040

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join us at [server name] where we have REVERSIBLE NUCLEIC ACID STORAGE IN DECONSTRUCTABLE GLASSY POLYMER NETWORKS!

u might be thinking, what the heck does that even mean? well let me tell u, it means we have the craziest, most mind-blowing technology in all of minecraft! imagine storing your stuff in nucleic acids that can be reversed at any time, all while chillin in a glassy polymer network. it’s like science fiction but in minecraft!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have insane technology, but we also have the most epic adventures and quests u could ever imagine. fight dragons, explore hidden dungeons, and uncover ancient secrets that will blow your mind!

so what are u waiting for? come join us at [server name] for the wildest, most outrageous minecraft experience of your life! trust me, u won’t regret it.

SunMC

currencies, Custom Items, f2p, friendly community, Minecraft, PvP, smp, Special Events, SunMC, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Runes Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

SunMC is one of the most intresting survival/smp/pvp servers there is!It features many things many servers dont have such as a completely F2P Community, Tons And Tons Of custom Items, Friendly Community And Many currencies And special events.

178.33.226.172:25608

✨Cobbleton Forever✨ Surviving Graylisted Boomer Town

Backpacks, boomer, Cobbleton, Enchantments, Entities, fortnite, Graylisted, Griefing, HACKING, Minecraft, Modpack, Paper servers, pinging, portal scroll, PvP, quality of life, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Surviving, TOWN, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Description
A classic-style Minecraft server with a modern touch. A cozy server run by friendly and experienced staff with unique features and quality of life changes.

Links
🌐 play.cobbleton.com
🌐 https://cobbleton.com
🗺️ https://map.cobbleton.com
📖 https://wiki.cobbleton.com
💬 https://cobbleton.com/discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the server’s map size?	The map is currently 1400×1400 as they wait for 1.21 to be released for Paper servers.
How can I apply for a Player rank?	You can apply for a Player rank at https://cobbleton.com/apply.
What are some standout features of the server?	Some standout features include pouches and backpacks, portal scrolls for teleportation, quality of life changes, extra enchantments, client-side mods for voice chat and pinging, and a no P2W mindset.
What are the general rules of the server?	General rules include being respectful, no offensive memes or NSFW content.
What are the Minecraft rules on the server?	Minecraft rules include no stealing or griefing, no non-consensual PVP, keeping the world tidy, no cheating or hacked clients, reasonable mob farms, and not overcrowding entities.