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Crafty SMP Shenanigans

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a server experience like no other, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!

And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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WeddingOrNotDad

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Are you tired of waiting for your dad to show up for important events in your life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wedding-themed event where you can walk down the virtual aisle with your blocky bride or groom. And don’t worry, your dad won’t be able to RSVP last minute and ruin your big day – unless he can figure out how to log into the game, that is!

We promise a drama-free wedding experience, unlike the real-life struggles you may be facing. Plus, we have unlimited virtual chairs and spaces for all your guests, even if your dad suddenly decides to invite his entire extended family. And if he tries to pull the “checking my schedule” excuse, we’ll just teleport him straight to the ceremony!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wedding extravaganza like no other. Who needs a real dad when you have a virtual one who can’t bail on you at the last minute? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!

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CraftyConfessions

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

Our server is home to the most outrageous and hilarious players you’ll ever meet. From building giant statues of chickens to holding impromptu dance parties in the middle of the forest, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just ask for the secret handshake (spoiler alert: it involves a lot of dabbing).

So why waste your time on those boring old servers when you could be part of our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft community? Join us today and prepare for the ride of your life (literally, we have roller coasters).

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PatriotCraft: Romania to Ukraine

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lol imagine if u were just minding ur own business in minecraft and out of nowhere u see a freakin patriot air defense system pop up in the middle of ur village. like wtf is even happening. but hey, that’s just a normal day on our server. join us and u might just get ur very own missile defense system to protect ur precious diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, u never know when u might need to defend against a surprise attack from the neighboring village of zombies. come join the chaos and see what other crazy surprises we have in store for u. u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by ur own missile. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

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EcoCarSilenceCraft

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join dis server if u want to experience the most epic minecraft adventures of ur life!! we got unicorns roaming around, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as DJs.

if u join now, u will get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs at ur enemies and a magical sword that can turn ur enemies into chickens.

we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a friendly giant spider named fluffy.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!! don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun!! 🦄🔥💎🐲🐔

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GayCraft: Where Animals Do It Better

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Yo, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got animals doing some wild stuff that scientists ain’t even talking about! We got primates and other mammals getting down with their same-sex buddies like it’s nobody’s business. Join this server if you wanna witness some next level animal homosexual behavior that’ll have you questioning everything you thought you knew about the animal kingdom. It’s a real jungle out here, so come on and see for yourself!

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Vanillahalla: Where your inner 16+ Hermitcraft wannabe can shine, all while avoiding square and curly things!

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Vanillahalla Minecraft Server

Location New York

RAM 64GB

Version Minecraft 1.21

Overview

Vanillahalla is a Java Fabric Minecraft survival server with a vibrant community. Players are encouraged to build and collaborate in a friendly environment. The server features custom events, resources, and additional community servers.

FAQ

What are the core rules of the server?
What are the server’s specific datapacks/mods?
How can I join the server?

Interested players can fill out an application on the server’s website and join the Discord community for updates and communication with other players.
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BlockyBae’s Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server where even the racists hate us because we’re just too cool for them to handle! Our server is like a rainbow unicorn riding a skateboard through a field of glitter – that’s how magical it is. We’ve got so many epic builds that even Herobrine himself is jealous. And don’t even get us started on our community – they’re like a bunch of friendly creepers ready to explode with fun. So come join us and see why even the racists can’t resist the awesomeness of our server!

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PTSDCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so freaking awesome that players have developed PTSD from the sheer intensity of our gameplay! Our ngubu wingers are absolute ballers, unlike those weaklings on other servers. Join us and experience the thrill of victory as we dominate the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even witness a legendary battle that will go down in Minecraft history! So why wait? Join now and be a part of the insanity!

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RichCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of hearing rich people brag about their private jets and designer handbags? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave those snooty rich folks behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on top of chickens.

Our server is the ultimate playground for those who want to stick it to the wealthy elite. Build your own mansion made entirely of gold blocks, ride around on a unicorn that farts rainbows, and battle against evil billionaires who are trying to take over the server with their armies of butlers and maids.

So come join us and show those out of touch rich people what real fun looks like in Minecraft!

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SlicedCraft: You’re Old!

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lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we slice deli meat like pros! u wanna be cool? join us and show off ur slicing skills! we got a secret deli meat slicing competition every sunday where the winner gets a diamond sword! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness! slice and dice ur way to victory on our server and show everyone who’s the real deli meat master! yolo!

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Location	New York
RAM	64GB
Version	Minecraft 1.21

Vanillahalla Minecraft Server

Overview

FAQ

What are the core rules of the server?

What are the server’s specific datapacks/mods?

How can I join the server?