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| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5246 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Ores Mined: | 3580 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9679 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
