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CockyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ores Mined:	8669	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of friendly llamas who will guide you through our wacky and wild world. Want to build a house made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? Yup, that’s a thing here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of feathered subjects with an iron wing. Join his army and conquer the land, or challenge him to a dance-off for ultimate chicken supremacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible (yes, even talking cows).

Crafty Drug Feels Minecraft Server

Crafty, DRUG, drugfeel, Feels, French, French Culture, French girls, French heritage., French History, French Identity, French nationalism, French patriotism, French pride, French resistance, French Revolution, French society, guerrilla war, Invaders, legal drugs, Minecraft, Potion, Server, true France, waterloo

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchantments Applied:	215	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the epic battle of Waterloo like never before! Play as a French girl warrior and fight off the invaders with your potion-making skills. Plus, on our server, all drugs are legal just like in the true France – so get ready for some wild adventures! Who knew Minecraft could be so historically accurate and crazy at the same time? Come join us and be a part of the French resistance like never before!

The Game Award’s Chosen Minecraft SMP Victors

Awards, awards ceremony, best art direction, best games, best multiplayer game, best narrative, best ongoing game, best performance, Best soundtrack, Chosen, fan favorite, Game, game critics, Game Designers, game developers, game of the year, Gaming Community, gaming industry, industry recognition, Minecraft, player choice, smp, the game awards, Victors, video games, WINNERS

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	946	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magic Items Found:	6583	Void Armor Forged:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Towns Built:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Are you tired of being robbed of your rightful victory in The Game Awards every year? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, YOU are the ultimate winner! Join us and experience a world where the only award that matters is the one you give yourself for building the most epic roller coaster or creating the most ridiculous redstone contraption. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our monthly building competition gets a real-life trophy made out of diamond blocks! So why settle for The Game Awards when you can be the true champion of our insane Minecraft world? Join us now and start your journey to glory!

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, club, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	3
New Chunks Explored:	149224	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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Genre-Killer Anime Minecraft Server

Anime, forever.., genre, GenreKiller, Killed, ln+, long tail, Manga, Minecraft, Server, tags

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Votes:	7247	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring, generic anime, manga, and light novels that all blend together in a sea of mediocrity? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where anime, manga, and LN have been taken to the next level – literally!

On our server, you can fight off hordes of evil demons with your trusty magical girl wand, team up with your favorite waifus and husbandos to build the ultimate fortress, and even ride on the back of a giant mecha while battling it out in epic PvP battles. But beware, because the stakes are high and the consequences are real – if you die in the game, you die in real life (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be crazy?).

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to the anime/manga/LN that killed the genre forever. Here, the only thing getting killed is your boredom!

Caged Rat Detox Minecraft SMP

Cage, Caged, coping mechanisms, depression, Detox, emotional wellbeing, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Minecraft, rat, realization, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self harm, self reflection, self-destructive behavior, smp, social media, SUICIDE

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Emeralds Found:	8339	Runes Activated:	8
Votes:	698	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing more chaotic than the mobs at night are the players during the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and more drama than a reality TV show.

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping mixtapes! And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’re like the Kardashians of the Minecraft world, always causing drama and gossip.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? Well, let’s just say that one time a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant potato farm and now they’re known as the Potato King. True story.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see if you can survive the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, anything can happen.

Blocky Booty Minecraft Server

anal sex, blocky, BOOTY, comfort, Communication, Connection, Curiosity, desire, emotional, Experience, Exploration, Intimacy, Minecraft, nerves, PENETRATION, Physical, Pleasure, Sensation, Sensitive, Server, sex, stimulation, taboo

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5478
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Farms Harvested:	686
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! Join us for a non-stop party where anything goes, including answering life’s most burning questions like “What does anal sex feel like?” Trust us, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again after joining our server. So come on, dive into the unknown and let your imagination run wild with us!

Minecraft SMP – /hdg/ – Hell Divers General

3rd person shooter, alien insects, co-op, contested planets, Democracy Space Station, divers, Galaxy, general, hdg, Hell, Helldivers, Helldivers General, information resources, Latest Patch, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, News, Omens of Tyranny, Patch, PC, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, smp, spread democracy, squad-based, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Truth Enforcers, Urban Legends

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, filled with alien insects and robots ready to take over the galaxy. But fear not, because it’s your job to Spread Democracy and liberate planets one block at a time.

Join us as we wage war against the forces of evil, completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas while racing against the clock. With enough successful operations, we can liberate entire planets and maybe even the entire galaxy – no pressure, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures waiting for you to uncover. From the Truth Enforcers to the Urban Legends, there’s never a dull moment on our Minecraft SMP.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your squad, and join us in the most epic battle for democracy that Minecraft has ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of a little alien invasion, that is.

Holy Moly Minecraft Server

Aesthetic, celebration, ceremony, Cultural, Festive, holiday, HOLY, Minecraft, MOLY, observance, Religion, religious celebration, religious ceremony, religious festivity, religious holiday, religious observance, religious ritual, religious tradition, ritual, Sacred, Server, special occasion, spirituality, tradition

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9211
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	259	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t celebrate holidays in style? Well, look no further because on our server, we take holiday aesthetics to a whole new level! Picture this: on Christmas, our entire server transforms into a winter wonderland with snowmen, Christmas trees, and even Santa Claus himself flying around on a sleigh pulled by reindeer! And don’t even get me started on Halloween – our server becomes a haunted mansion filled with spooky surprises and trick-or-treating zombies! So if you want to experience holidays like never before, join our server and get ready for some seriously festive fun!

Fries Your Brain with High Frequency Waves Directly into Your Minecraft SMP

Brain, Cognitive, Conspiracy Theory, direct, ear canal, experimentation, Frequency, Fries, futuristic, HIGH, high frequency waves, Kid, Manipulation, mind control, Minecraft, neural, pemFries, personnel, psychological warfare, science fiction, secret government project, SMPemp, Targeted, Technology, Transmission, Waves

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Void Gems Collected:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Animals Bred:	133
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the twisted minds of our players.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster turns everyone’s houses into giant pink flamingos while riding a llama named Larry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful it can lay explosive eggs that will blow up anything in its path. Will you be brave enough to challenge this feathered fiend?

So come on and join us if you dare. Just be prepared to have your brain fried with high frequency waves directly into your ear canal. Nothing personnel, kid.

Chuuba’s Twisted Humor Minecraft Server

alternative comedy, Approval, boundary-pushing humor, Chuubas, controversial, dark humor, eccentric, Edgy, humor, Minecraft, modernist individualism, narcissism, nonconformist, outcast, rebellious, Server, sick humor, society, subversive humor, taboo, Twisted, twisted humor, Unconventional, unconventional humor

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the chuubas out there with a dark, sick twisted sense of humor and a hint of narcissistic modernist individualism that society just can’t handle! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous builds, crazy events, and a community of misfits who will accept you for who you truly are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have taken over the virtual world in a quest for world domination. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique and bizarre as you are, look no further. Join us today and let your inner chuuba shine in all its twisted glory!