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Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	31	Secret Passages Found:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

GiantGamerMC SMP

Adventure, COLOSSAL, dream, enormous, fairy tale, FANTASY, GIANT, GiantGamerMC, HUGE, imagination, larger than life, Magic, Massive, Mythical, power, SIZE, smp, surreal, towering, transformation, WHIMSICAL, Wonder

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2342
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5905
Crops Grown:	1405	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Animals Bred:	199
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because like, one time I was playing and I accidentally ate a magic mushroom and I became a GIANT in the game! It was so crazy, I was stomping around and crushing everything in my path, it was hilarious! And then I found this secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold, but there was also a bunch of evil chickens guarding it, it was like a chicken apocalypse or something! But don’t worry, I defeated them all with my giant powers and claimed all the treasure for myself. So if you want to have insane adventures like this and become a giant too, you HAVE to join this server, it’s like nothing you’ve ever experienced before! Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have llama dance parties, it’s so much fun! So come join us and let’s have the craziest time ever in Minecraft together! LMAO 🤪🦙💎🐔 #GiantAdventures #LlamaDanceParties #ChickenApocalypse

Daily Gunsmith Cats Burst Minecraft SMP

90s, action, Anime, Burst, Cats, Chicago, chicagoooo, christmas, city life, Daily, Festive, gun, Guns, Gunsmith, holiday season, Manga, Minecraft, Retro, Smith, smp, vintage, weapons

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4615
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Animals Bred:	52
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we’re bringing back the 90’s vibes of Chicago in the most outrageous way possible! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds while jamming out to the Backstreet Boys and sipping on a Capri Sun. It’s like a time warp to the coolest decade ever!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy events like synchronized block building competitions where the loser has to wear a neon fanny pack for a week. And don’t even get me started on our annual pizza party where we all dress up as our favorite 90’s sitcom characters and battle it out in epic PVP matches.

Join us for a totally tubular time filled with nostalgia, laughter, and maybe even a few pranks involving slime and slap bracelets. It’s like stepping into a time machine and landing in the wackiest version of Chicago you’ve ever seen. So grab your scrunchies and rollerblades and come join the fun!

SmartyPantsMC SMP

astute, brainpower, Brainy, Bright, Clever, Crafty, Cunning, deceptive, GENIUS, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, perceptive, savvy, sharp, shrewd, Sly, Smarter, SmartyPantsMC, smp, underestimated, Wise

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Hey gamers, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Well, let me tell you about this server that is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

First of all, our server is run by a group of super intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone and can build insane contraptions with their tiny wings. They may look like regular chickens, but don’t be fooled, they are the real brains behind this operation.

We also have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon a hidden portal that will take you to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the chickens are the real rulers. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DumpedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, attachment, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakup, Communication, Conflict, DAUGHTER, DUMPED, DumpedCraft, emotions, Friends, Girlfriend, high school, Minecraft, mom, parenting, relationship, Respect, Server, Son, teenagers

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	780
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is at an all-time high? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of high school relationships gone wrong!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Dylan and Melanie unfold before your very eyes. From heartbreak to sweater retrieval missions, this server has it all. Will Dylan apologize for not wanting to date Melanie anymore? Will Melanie ever recover from the breakup heard ’round the server?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with other players’ parents about their kids’ dating lives. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs a soap opera when you have our server? Join now and witness the chaos for yourself!

GreenEyedAbandonment

Abandoned, aita, alcohol, Asshole, blue eyes, brother, Confrontation, Cult, disowned, facebook, family relationships, foster care, Friend, green eyes, GreenEyedAbandonment, intolerant, jaw drop, Nonbinary, Sane, shitshow, shunning

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8323
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the drama of real life and enter a world where eye color doesn’t matter! On our server, having green eyes won’t get you disowned by your family – in fact, it might even make you stand out in a crowd of blocky characters!

We can’t promise you won’t run into any cults or family drama, but at least you’ll have a group of friends to back you up when things get crazy. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some long-lost siblings with purple or pink eyes – anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

So come join us and let’s build a world where eye color is just a fun fact, not a reason for family feuds. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough – or in this case, a player with emerald eyes!

LonelyCraft SMP

Abandoned, alone, dejected, depression, Desolate, disconnected, Empty, Forlorn, friendless, introverted, ISOLATED, ISOLATION, lack of communication, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Melancholy, neglected, Sadness, smp, social withdrawal, solitary, solitude

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Bro, if you’re spending more time talking to Minecraft villagers than actual real-life humans, it’s time to join our epic SMP! We’ve got more virtual friends than you can shake a pickaxe at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you want to test your skills against the ultimate Minecraft legend, you better join us ASAP! And don’t even get me started on the secret diamond mine we have hidden under spawn. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy adventures and shenanigans that go down on our server. Lonely no more, my friend. Join us and let the Minecraft madness begin!

Celeb Feet Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5893
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Towns Built:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of wild wolves wearing top hats. Legend has it that anyone who mines from this diamond mine will gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from their nostrils. True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who have mastered the art of parkour and can run faster than a speeding minecart. Join them in their quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing the land with his terrible dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server and become the best of the best in all of blocky land!

Crafty20sRegrets Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, career development, Crafty20sRegrets, Decision making, early 20s, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, regret, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5299
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1

OMG, like, if I could go back to my early 20s, I would totally tell myself to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, this server is the bomb dot com!

First of all, the admins are like, super hot and they give out free diamonds to anyone who joins. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find enchanted golden apples just lying around!

But the best part is the crazy adventures you’ll have with the other players. I once teamed up with this dude who had a pet dragon and we went on a quest to slay the Ender Dragon while riding llamas. It was insane!

So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of laughs along the way, you HAVE to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #bestserverever 😂🎮💎🐉

ChildSuppCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, absent father, blended families, Boundaries, child support, ChildSuppCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional baggage, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, generational trauma, Minecraft, parental responsibilities, past trauma, relationships, Resentment, Server, trust issues

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Dragons Tamed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without any of the real-life drama!

On our server, you can create your own ranch house just like the one in the story, but with no pesky stairs for unwanted relatives to move in. Trust us, it’s a one-floor paradise!

Forget about child support payments and family arguments, on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any rude comments from virtual step-relatives.

Join now and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs a dad who only reaches out for his own benefit when you can have a whole virtual community to support you? Let’s build a better family together, one block at a time!

MineCraftyHolidayFun2024

aita, assholery, christmas, Civil, Community, December 2024, families, family time, Feedback, holiday break, MineCraftyHolidayFun2024, Moderators, New Year, open forum, Regional, Restricted, rules, Spinoffs, Suggestions, travel

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where we take our holidays seriously! Last year, we had a bit of a mishap with the server going into POO MODE during Christmas and New Year’s, but fear not, this year we are going all out with a Restricted mode for the entire holiday period. Why, you ask? Because even mods need family time, and some of us need to travel to get away from the crazies in our lives (looking at you, Aunt Karen).

But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!

And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!