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Wild_Guesser_Minecraft_SMP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Emeralds Found:	2972	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server crashes).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our annual “Build a House Upside Down While Riding a Pig” competition. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds. And if you win, you’ll be crowned the ultimate champion of absurdity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Minecraft server: /ark/ – Arknights Madness

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
New Chunks Explored:	552510	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mobs are tougher than your grandma’s meatloaf! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Looking for a challenge? We’ve got 6 Specialist Swire The Elegant Wit, who can outwit even the trickiest of creepers. And don’t forget about 6 Sniper Fiammetta, who can shoot an arrow through a zombie’s eye from a mile away.

But wait, there’s more! How about a 5 Medic Vendela who can heal you faster than you can say “diamond sword”? Or maybe you’re more interested in 5 Supporter Windflit, who can buff your stats so high, the Ender Dragon will be shaking in its boots.

Join us for the most epic dungeon crawl of your life, where every corner holds a new surprise and every block you break could lead to treasure beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and let the adventure begin!

/trish/ Tuesday – Trish…? edition – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with gators, snoots, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with wacky characters like Trish the emotionally and physically worn trike. Can you help her get back on her feet? Or hooves, in this case.

But that’s not all! We have a whole collection of ridiculous mods that will have you questioning reality. From Snoot Mods to Blender models of Fang, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And don’t even get me started on the music. Our OST will have you grooving while you build your pixelated empire. Plus, our thread archives are a goldmine of hilarious moments and epic fails.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember, when in doubt, hug the gator!

CrisisCraft: Boyfriend Edition

anti freeze poisoning, anti-depressants, Boundaries, Boyfriend, childhood trauma, Communication, crisis team, CrisisCraft, dark thoughts, Edition, lying.., medication, mental health, mental health intervention, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health workers, Professional help, Suicide prevention, Support, Therapy, therapy appointment, Trust

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	335	Falling into the Void:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is more intense than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like this wild story of a partner with a secret anti-freeze obsession.

Are you ready to navigate through the chaos of lies, betrayal, and mental health crises? Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive on adrenaline-pumping situations and questionable decision-making.

Witness the ultimate showdown between saving a life and respecting someone’s wishes, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can experience this level of drama in-game?

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your morals, join us now! Just remember, sometimes the craziest stories are the ones that bring us closer together.

HermitCraftRejects – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8851
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mines Excavated:	1758	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Enchantments Applied:	292	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you a hermit in real life but a social butterfly in Minecraft? Do you prefer talking to pixels over people? Then boy, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Our server is filled with introverted, almost anti-social outcast fellas just like you, who thrive in the virtual world but struggle in the real one. Join us for a chance to make friends without ever having to leave your comfort zone. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who only explodes when you tell a bad joke. So come on in and see if you can make the ghost laugh!

Skillz4Dayz – Because who wouldn’t want to wake up with mad Minecraft skills?

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6707
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Star Shards Collected:	180	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Buildings Constructed:	29	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Do you ever wish you could wake up with the ability to build like a Minecraft pro? Well, look no further because our server will give you the power to create epic structures with just a snap of your fingers (or a click of your mouse)! Join us and become a master builder in no time.

Imagine waking up with the skill to tame creepers and ride them into battle like a fearless warrior. On our server, you can do just that! Join us and become the ultimate creeper whisperer, leading your explosive army to victory against all who dare to challenge you.

Or maybe you dream of waking up with the power to fly like a majestic Ender Dragon. Well, on our server, you can spread your wings and soar through the skies, raining down destruction on your enemies below. Join us and become the ruler of the skies, feared by all who gaze upon your mighty wings.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and awaken the Minecraft master within you. Who knows, maybe tomorrow you’ll wake up with the ability to mine diamonds with just a wink of your eye!

DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7645
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Void Armor Forged:	24	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride in all of minecraft land, mate. we got kangaroos hopping around, koalas chilling in the trees, and even a crocodile-infested river for you to swim in.

if you join this server, you’ll get to experience the true aussie lifestyle. we’ll teach you how to speak like a true blue aussie, throw a shrimp on the barbie, and even wrestle a kangaroo (just kidding, please don’t do that).

plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. build a replica of the sydney opera house or the great barrier reef, and show off your aussie pride.

so come on down under, mate, and join the most bonza minecraft server you’ll ever play on. fair dinkum, it’s gonna be a ripper time!

CraftyMissileWars

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	130

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of the real world! russia and ukraine can duke it out all they want, but in our server, u can build ur own empire and rule with an iron fist!

we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even flying pigs! who needs missiles and drones when u can have diamond swords and enchanted armor? kyiv may be in turmoil, but in our server, the only thing u need to worry about is creepers blowing up ur house!

so come join us and leave the real world behind. u won’t regret it…unless u forget to build a shelter before nightfall. then u might regret it a little bit.

BrainCellBoomers

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2362	Crops Grown:	7665
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Runes Activated:	2

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN BRAIN CELLS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT!

WE’VE GOT BRAIN CELLS THAT AGE FASTER THAN A SPEEDING CREEPER! AND GUESS WHAT? IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO BUILD YOUR OWN BRAIN CELL KINGDOM AND RULE OVER THE ALZHEIMER’S CELLS LIKE A BOSS!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BRAIN CELLS GONE WILD IN MINECRAFT? LET’S GET LIT, Y’ALL!

MomCraft Server: Year 3 – The Ultimate Momcest Adventure!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Mines Excavated:	2151	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter – Butt Poking Mom Edition! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, every Tuesday is Momcest Tuesday where we share pictures and thoughts on milfs or even our own lovely moms. It’s a whole new level of family bonding, if you catch my drift.

But that’s not all, our thread topics are out of this world. How about sharing stories about your attempts to let mom know you’re attracted to her? It’s like a soap opera meets a Minecraft server, you won’t find this kind of drama anywhere else.

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make even the most seasoned Minecraft players blush. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new appreciation for your dear old mom.

CringeCraft SMP – The Cringe Chronicles

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Emeralds Found:	4572
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring, cringe-worthy Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.

So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!