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PonyCraft Minecraft Server

affectionate, Animal Behavior, face licking, facial expressions, funny, funny quotes, Grooming, horse faced, humor, humorous dialogue, insult, Kid, Minecraft, nibbling, playful, playful banter, playful insults, pony soldier, ponycraft, Server, teasing, teasing banter, unique insults

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mines Excavated:	2440
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	83154	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the horses are the real MVPs! Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, the real fun here is getting your face licked and nibbled on by our friendly horse-faced pony soldiers.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride into battle on the back of a horse with a face only a mother could love. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

So saddle up and join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who needs diamonds when you can have a horse-faced pony soldier as your trusty steed? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Fractus Politica SMP: Where voting for mayor is just as intense as mining for diamonds!

Architecture, colonies, Conquest, developers, diamonds, Diplomacy, Discord, Earth Map, Fractus, GEOPOLITICA, Geopolitics, Government, History, INTENSE, international relations, Mayor, Minecraft, Mining, Nations, Other, Política, Realism, Server, smp, Staff, Trade, Voting, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1126	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Towns Built:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Fractus Politica SMP Overview

Description
The Fractus Politica SMP is a geopolitical Minecraft server on an earth map. Players can create realistic nations with complex governments, conduct diplomacy and trade, and even go to war. The server is oriented around realism and international relations.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What can players do on the server?	Players can create nations, build architecture, conduct diplomacy, trade, and engage in warfare.
Is historical accuracy important on the server?	Players can create nations and buildings from any time period in history.
Are there opportunities to join the server staff?	We are looking for developers to help with server maintenance and mods. Interested individuals can apply for staff positions.
How can I join the Discord server?	You can join the Discord server using the following link: https://discord.gg/93v5dwFTcw

ManlyCraft Minecraft Server

Confidence, Gender norms, Identity, ManlyCraft, Masculinity, Minecraft, personal growth, real man, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, self-identity, self-validation, Server, societal expectations, toxic masculinity

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8807	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ores Mined:	1477	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Are you sick of being called a noob by all the cool kids on the block? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn you into a real man! Join us and embark on epic quests to prove your manliness. Fight off hordes of creepers with your bare hands, tame wild wolves with a single glare, and build the most epic castle that will make all the other players bow down to your manly greatness. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you are a real man, not just a noob!

DanganCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, articles, artists, Birthday edition, charts, DanganCraft, Danganronpa General, Danganronpa News, Download pastebin, DRG, DRS, FANART, FICS, Game links, Icons, interviews, Manga, Media, Minecraft, modding tools, Music, new, Novels, old news, pastebin nuked, Resources, series, Server, ship tags, shitposters, spoiler-free guide, Steam, Ultimate Summer Camp

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Emeralds Found:	4479
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Monokuma trial? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Class Trial.

Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so lit that even the Ultimate Supreme Leader would be jealous. We’ve got more hidden secrets than Hope’s Peak Academy, and more drama than a Kokichi prank gone wrong.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even Junko Enoshima herself would be begging for an invite. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, every day is a Despair-inducing adventure.

SisterSassMCServer

aita, Babysitting, Communication Issues, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family loyalty, family pressure, family responsibilities, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, nephew, parenting challenges, sibling conflict, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SisterSassMCServer, uncle duties

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Towns Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of babysitting adventures and sibling rivalry.

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into watching your nephew for hours on end? Well, on our server, you can escape the drama and build your own virtual family without the hassle of real-life responsibilities.

Join now and experience the thrill of ignoring phone calls from angry siblings, standing up for yourself, and maybe even finding a new favorite uncle in the process. Who needs real family drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join today and say goodbye to babysitting woes!

CraftyHouseNoParentPay

Approval, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyHouseNoParentPay, Divorce, family, Financial, gold digger, Harassment, house purchase, investing, lying.., MONEY, nvidia, parents, relationship, SAVING, Support, tech stocks, Vehicle, wedding expenses

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Votes:	3969
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Need a break from family members who think you owe them your entire bank account? Join us and build your dream house without any guilt trips!

On our server, you can team up with your gf and conquer the virtual world together. No need to worry about gold digger accusations here – everyone is too busy mining for diamonds to care about your relationship status!

Forget about real-life financial stress and focus on amassing virtual wealth in the form of pixelated blocks. Who needs to save for a wedding when you can throw a lavish in-game ceremony with all your Minecraft friends?

Join us now and leave the real world drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking to build, explore, and have a laugh with fellow gamers. Plus, we promise no one will cry to you about their housing situation – unless it’s in a hilarious role-playing scenario!

BrokeBlockMaster

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9957
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Star Shards Collected:	245
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Votes:	4842

If they’re not playing on our Minecraft server, obviously! Our server is so luxurious, even the diamonds are wearing top hats and monocles. Join us and you’ll be rolling in virtual riches faster than you can say “I’m actually a Nigerian prince.” Plus, rumor has it that Bill Gates himself logs on to play hide and seek with players, and Jeff Bezos once built a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. Don’t be caught out as a Minecraft peasant – join our server and live like the virtual royalty you truly are!

RocketRaiders – AirDefenseExperts

air defense, aircraft, aircraft interception, AirDefenseExperts, Defense, defense operations, defense system, idf, IDF achievements, IDF news, IDF updates, interception, Israel, Military, missile defense, missile defense system, national security, rocket interception, RocketRaiders, Rockets, SECURITY, Successful

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Runes Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

yo, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where they intercept thousands of rockets and hundreds of aircraft? like wut even, who knew you could do that in a blocky world? join us for some explosive fun and sky-high adventures! come see if you have what it takes to be a master rocket interceptor in our epic virtual battlefield. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

AI Realms: Where Pixels Think They’re People

Advanced technology, ai, AI characters, AI powered characters, AI storytelling, Artificial Intelligence, Character development, future gaming, game design, gaming experience, gaming innovation, immersive experience, immersive gaming, people, pixels, Realms, self-aware AI, storytelling, Technology, Theyre, video games, virtual characters, virtual reality, virtual world

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
New Chunks Explored:	80691	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Alien Abductions:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Void Armor Forged:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

so, like, picture this: you log onto this cray cray minecraft server and suddenly you’re not just playing with other peeps, you’re playing with AI characters who legit think they’re living in the real world. like, they have jobs and families and everything! it’s like the truman show but in minecraft form. join this server for a mind-blowing experience that will have you questioning reality and your own existence. plus, who wouldn’t want to hang out with AI who think they’re real people? come join the madness and see what adventures await you in this wacky world where even the NPCs have a life of their own.

WardWars: Less Units, More Fun!

at-large elections, city planning, community representation, electoral system, Fun, housing density, housing permits, housing regulations, local government, multi-family permits, municipal elections, neighborhood representation, political reform, public policy, residential development, single-family permits, town council, units, Urban planning, voting system, ward elections, WardWars, zoning laws

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	9152
Dragon Scales Harvested:	262	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mines Excavated:	2349	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

so liek, u kno how sum servers r all like “we hav ward elections” but we r liek “nah fam, we hav ward elections AND IT MAKES UR HOUSES BIGGER!” join us and ur house will be 20% bigger than normal servers, u can fit all ur friends and ur pet pig in there no problem. plus, we hav this thing where if u win the ward election, u get a diamond crown to wear in the game. who wouldn’t want that? come join us and build the biggest, fanciest house in all of minecraft land.

Mildew RP: The Prequel – Where Moldy Misadventures Await! Join now for some fungal fun!

Active Staff, Await, Character Options, CIT Resewn, custom textures, Discord integration, FSit, Fun, Fungal, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, Join, Ledger, Mildew, Minecraft, Misadventures, Mods, moldy, NO END, No Shield Delay, optifine, Other, prequel, resource pack, safe space, Server, Spawn Animations, Squaremap

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Mildew RP Overview

Features
A Safe Space!
A World You Help Shape!
Squaremap!
Friendly and Active Staff!
A Variety of Character Options!
No Client-Required Mods!
Server-Side Mods!
No End Dimension!

FAQ

Q: What is Mildew RP?

A: Mildew RP is a new and developing Minecraft roleplay server based around the lore of Minecraft with a unique spin.

Q: What species can I play as?

A: There are 8 species to choose from, each with their own sub-species and perks.

Q: Are mods required to play on Mildew RP?

A: No, mods are not required but OptiFine or CIT Resewn is recommended for custom textures.

Q: What server-side mods are used on Mildew RP?

A: Ledger, Discord Integration, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, No Shield Delay, Spawn Animations, and Fast Leaf Decay.

Q: Is the End Dimension available on Mildew RP?

A: No, the End Dimension does not exist, but custom recipes are available to obtain End materials.

Q: Can I join Mildew RP during the pre-launch phase?

A: Yes, you can join during the pre-launch phase and help establish key locations and build the community.

Join the Discord: https://discord.gg/UyEgzaQr9j