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NoMoreTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, but shh don’t tell anyone! Also, our admin is a talking llama who can shoot lasers out of its eyes, it’s totally legit, I swear.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia. It’s like a real-life Chicken Run movie, but with more explosions and disco parties.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a haunted mansion where you can fight off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. It’s like Halloween every day on our server!

So come join us and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join us now!

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CursedGeneticsMC

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Are you tired of being stuck with boring genetics in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can create your own wacky genetic mutations! Want to have wings like a bird? Done. How about the ability to breathe underwater like a fish? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server where genetics are just a fun game of mix and match!
Join now and become the ultimate genetic freak in the Minecraft world. Who needs normal when you can be outrageously unique? Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest genetic combinations you can think of. Don’t be cursed with boring genetics, join our server and embrace your inner mutant!

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GasCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine ends supply of russian gas to europe but dont worry we have plenty of virtual gas to keep u warm and cozy in our pixelated world. build ur own gas pipelines and dominate the economy with ur gas empire. beware of creepers trying to sabotage ur gas production, they hate competition. join now and show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

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KurskCraft: Where Russian Troops Go to Disappear

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ RUSSIA LOST 38,000 TROOPS AND NOW THEY’RE ALL PLAYING MINECRAFT INSTEAD HAHAHA. WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES AND PIGS OH MY. COME BUILD A HOUSE AND HIDE FROM THE RUSSIAN ARMY, THEY’RE COMING FOR US NEXT HAHA. SERIOUSLY THO, JOIN OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN AND CHAOS. #MINECRAFTARMY #LOLZYTIMES

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Skin Route Virus Fun

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so lyke, imagine u r just minding ur own business in minecraft, mining some diamonds and stuff, when suddenly u get attacked by a horde of zombies. u think u r done for, but then u remember u r on this epic server where the zombies are actually friendly and just want to give u hugs.
but wait, there’s more! not only do u get zombie hugs, but u also get to explore the depths of the earth and find secret passages that lead to hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

oh, and did i mention that u can ride on the backs of giant chickens and fly around the server like a majestic bird? yea, that’s totally a thing on this server.

so come join us and experience the thrill of tracing Ebola’s route to the skin surface in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. trust me, u won’t regret it. #zombiehugsforlife

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CoreMC

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Server Name CoreMC

Started 3 years ago

Server Type Vanilla

Server Address play.core-mc.net

Location Eastern United States

Hardware Ryzen 5 3550H, 32GB RAM (20 allocated to Minecraft)

Overview

CoreMC is a vanilla Minecraft server that aims to provide a simple and welcoming community for players of all types. The server runs on the stock vanilla .jar, allowing players to enjoy all the features and gameplay options of vanilla Minecraft. The server was started 3 years ago and has a dedicated player base looking to grow.

Rules
- No PVP/Griefing/Stealing
- No excessive lag-causing builds
- No discrimination or harassment
- No hacking
- Alt accounts allowed
If you’re interested in joining, you can apply through the Discord.

Additional Information
- The world was generated in Minecraft 1.18 and will not be reset.
- The server is hosted on a Ryzen 5 3550H with 32GB of RAM, located in the Eastern United States.
- The server may go through periods of inactivity, but will remain online.
FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Client-side mods like Optifine and auto clickers are allowed. However, hacking mods like xray or flyhacks are not permitted. If you’re unsure about a specific mod, please ask first.

2. Are there any restrictions on building?

Players are allowed to build anything possible in vanilla Minecraft, as long as it does not cause excessive lag. If asked to scale back on lag-causing builds, please comply.

3. How active is the server?

The server may not be very active at times, but efforts are being made to recruit more players and maintain a welcoming community. Players are encouraged to set new goals for themselves to keep the gameplay engaging.

4. Can I have multiple accounts on the server?

Alt accounts are allowed as long as they are not used to break the server rules. If you have additional accounts you’d like to use, you can request to have them whitelisted.

5. Is the server regularly updated?

The server runs on the stock vanilla .jar, so updates will be dependent on official Minecraft updates. The world was generated in Minecraft 1.18 and will not be reset unless necessary.
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Exile Path 2nd Gen 1.20.3

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where you can duel like a DRUID in a waiting room. Sounds crazy, right? But wait, there’s more! We’ve got the most recent patch notes that will blow your mind. Launch live updates that will make you question reality. And don’t even get me started on the patch notes – they’re so outrageous, you won’t believe your eyes!
But that’s not all! You can buy an early access key that will unlock a whole new dimension of craziness. And if you’re still not convinced, just check out our trade site where you can trade like a madman. Climb the ladder of insanity on our server and consult our wiki for all the wacky info you need. And hey, if you respawn at a checkpoint, just remember the number 508532360 – it’s the key to unlocking the true madness of this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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NoobSkillz Minecraft SMP

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OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit place to be if you wanna flex your mad gaming skills and make some new friends.
So, like, the reason you should totally join is because we have this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And get this, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden lever, you’ll unlock a secret room filled with enchanted gear and potions. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with more explosions and stuff.

Plus, we have this crazy PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players and show off your PvP skills. And the best part? The winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ fire-breathing dragon as a pet.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have this giant roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the entire server. It’s like Disneyland, but with creepers and zombies instead of Mickey Mouse.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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SlumberCraft

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Have you ever had a sleepover so bad that you wished you were being chased by creepers instead? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your sleepover experience will be so epic, you’ll forget all about that time you accidentally peed in your friend’s sleeping bag.
Join our server for the chance to build a pillow fort so big, it puts the Great Wall of China to shame. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted sleeping bag that grants you the power to sleep through the night without any interruptions – not even a zombie apocalypse could wake you up!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the world’s only Minecraft sleepover party, complete with virtual s’mores, ghost stories told by Endermen, and a dance floor made entirely out of glowstone. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the sleepover shenanigans begin!

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SpaceWarsCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAND ENDING AGREEMENTS WITH ALIENS FROM SPACE!!! yu heard it right, we got intergalactic drama happenin on our server, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride!!! come build ur own spaceship and join the fight against the evil aliens from intersputnik!!! trust me, u wont find this kind of craziness anywhere else!!! JOIN NOW before the aliens take over!!!

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Server Name	CoreMC
Started	3 years ago
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Address	play.core-mc.net
Location	Eastern United States
Hardware	Ryzen 5 3550H, 32GB RAM (20 allocated to Minecraft)

Overview

Rules

Additional Information

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

2. Are there any restrictions on building?

3. How active is the server?

4. Can I have multiple accounts on the server?

5. Is the server regularly updated?