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No Pain/All Gain in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2956	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Are you tired of boring, unfunny memes? Are you looking for a place where suffering is not only accepted but encouraged? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who needs boring old memes when you can have a whole server dedicated to making you laugh until you cry? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course)!

CrapCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1528
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2892	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magic Items Found:	3218	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring, edgy humor that falls flat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise our humor is so hilarious, it’ll make your ass fall off (figuratively, of course). Forget about those boring logs threads, our server is filled with real players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the crap in the world. Join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter – just don’t blame us if you pee your pants from laughing too hard!

Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Enchantments Applied:	220	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

YakCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Mines Excavated:	3127
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	473
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Potions Brewed:	174	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Tired of your jokes falling flat like a creeper explosion in the desert? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your comedic genius in a world where laughter is the currency! We’ve got more laughs than a pig wearing a top hat, and more fun than a chicken riding a minecart. So come on down and show off your best Yakov Smirnoff impression – we guarantee you’ll get more laughs than a villager trading emeralds for bread!

”LameCraft Server”

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5462
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Enchantments Applied:	58	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	New Chunks Explored:	538673
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of boring, unfunny characters on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and meet the wackiest, most outrageous characters you’ve ever seen in your blocky life.

We’ve got Steve, the block-headed hero who once defeated a creeper by telling it a knock-knock joke. And don’t forget about Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Larrybrine, who can summon a herd of dancing pigs with just a flick of his pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to anyone who can defeat him in a chicken dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild, hilarious adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what kind of crazy characters and antics you’ll encounter next!

MC Legion

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Star Shards Collected:	55
Dimension Hops:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Astral Projections Made:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Welcome to the first Minecraft Multiplayer Online Battle Arena (MOBA). Come play as one of 17 legends to defeat the enemies and climb the ranks. Collect all of the characters complete quests and show off your cool cosmetics!

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easysurvive.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Welcome to easysurvive.net! Are you tired of big servers that don’t let you have any fun? Do you like engaging with a fun and friendly community? Well check us out With Survival at the core of our gameplay You’ll love the easy experience! We offer a SMP playstyle mixed with Mcmmo to bring skills to Minecraft and Towny to claim land and build a great city. We offer the freedom to do as you wish! CROSSPLATFORM JAVA + BEDROCK PORT 25565*Difficulty Hard *Leveled Mobs to increase difficulty of mobs fairly *Mcmmo Gain skills and abilities to aid you in your survival experience *Marriage Gain perks and boosts for being near your significant other *Much More!

easysurvive.net

Infuse SMP Public

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4032
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Crops Grown:	3645
Dimension Hops:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Infuse SMP PublicA Public SMP server with the Infuse SMP plugin. Hosted by the members of the official Infuse SMP.An active, semi-anarchy Survival experience!Discord: https://www.discord.gg/infuse

play.InfuseSMP.com

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Villages Defended:	14

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

l1festee1.minehut.gg

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4710
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Animals Bred:	35
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

play.thundermine.net

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3768
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

keycraft.mcserver.us:19132

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4382
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Lifestealed.com

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimension Hops:	0

142.44.148.175

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Buildings Constructed:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	1

play.aesirmc.com

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9976
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	22

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

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