🔥humorless Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CrapCraft Minecraft Server

amusing, Bot, comedy, controversial, Crap, CrapCraft, dark humor, edgy humor, Garbage, humor, humor analysis, humor criticism, humor critique, humor evaluation, humor review, humorless, inappropriate, Minecraft, offensive, offensive humor, offensive jokes, satire, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/200	Votes:	6891
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	65	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring, edgy humor that falls flat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise our humor is so hilarious, it’ll make your ass fall off (figuratively, of course). Forget about those boring logs threads, our server is filled with real players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all the crap in the world. Join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter – just don’t blame us if you pee your pants from laughing too hard!

Chuds’ Funny Minecraft Server

chuds, comedy, conservative humor., funny, humor analysis, humor critique, humor in politics, humorless, humorless conservatives, It’s not funny, lack of humor, laughing at the right, Minecraft, never been funny, political commentary, political humor, political jokes, Political satire, right wing, Right Wing ideology, satire, Server, The right

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/700	Votes:	5697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Animals Bred:	171
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Magic Items Found:	5842
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring, serious Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays by the book? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and absolute mayhem.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine busting out some killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing a tiny helmet charging into battle.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our Nether realm, where the lava flows like water and the pigmen are always up for a good time. Just be careful not to anger the Ender Dragon, who has a habit of photobombing unsuspecting players during their epic boss battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs the right when you can have a whole lot of fun on our server!

YakCraft Minecraft Server

awkward, awkward moment, comedian, comedic flop, comedy, comedy routine, EMBARRASSING, failed attempt., humor, humorless, Impression, JOKE, Minecraft, no laughs, Performance, Russian, Server, soviet union, stand up, work, Workplace, YakCraft, Yakov Smirnoff

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/100	Votes:	8904
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Tired of your jokes falling flat like a creeper explosion in the desert? Join our Minecraft server and unleash your comedic genius in a world where laughter is the currency! We’ve got more laughs than a pig wearing a top hat, and more fun than a chicken riding a minecart. So come on down and show off your best Yakov Smirnoff impression – we guarantee you’ll get more laughs than a villager trading emeralds for bread!

”LameCraft Server”

boring characters, comedic duds, comedic failures, comedic flops, dull characters, humorless, humorless cast, humorless figures, humorless individuals, humorless roles, lacking humor, LameCraft, not funny, Server, unamusing, unentertaining characters, unfunny actors, unfunny characters, unfunny performances, unfunny personalities, uninspiring characters

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/200	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring, unfunny characters on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and meet the wackiest, most outrageous characters you’ve ever seen in your blocky life.

We’ve got Steve, the block-headed hero who once defeated a creeper by telling it a knock-knock joke. And don’t forget about Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Larrybrine, who can summon a herd of dancing pigs with just a flick of his pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to anyone who can defeat him in a chicken dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild, hilarious adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what kind of crazy characters and antics you’ll encounter next!

WifeysBroWeddingMCServer

borderline diagnosis, cheating ex, Disappointment, Emotional rollercoaster, ex-girlfriend drama, family conflict, family dynamics, maxed out credit card, medication, negative feelings, past issues, refusing to go, relationship boundaries, stolen ring, Therapy, unresolved emotions, wedding guest etiquette, wedding invitation, wife’s brother’s wedding, WifeysBroWeddingMCServer

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/500	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4583
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Votes:	8852	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through relationships, ex-girlfriends, and family drama.

Looking for a server where you can escape from your own crazy life and dive into someone else’s drama? Look no further!

Join now to experience the thrill of dealing with a brother-in-law who is marrying your ex-girlfriend. Will you attend the wedding or stir up some trouble? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the chaos of stolen diamond rings, maxed out credit cards, and lies spread like wildfire.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to explore the depths of emotional rollercoasters, irrational fears, and self-esteem issues.

So come on down to our server and join the fun – because who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama?

BedWarsBuddyGone

Assertiveness, awkward situations, BedWarsBuddyGone, Boundaries, cat lover, college life, college relationships, Communication, dorm living, emotional support animal, ESA, freshman, Friendship Dynamics, late night visits, meeting people, new friends, personal space, roommate conflicts, setting boundaries, sleepover etiquette, social interactions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/200	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of awkward encounters in real life? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about unwanted bed buddies again! Our server is a safe space where you can build your own virtual dorm room without the fear of unexpected sleepovers. Plus, our community is full of cat lovers, so you can show off your virtual ESA without any awkwardness. Say goodbye to uncomfortable situations and hello to a world where you can kick anyone out of your bed with just a click of a button. Join now and sleep peacefully knowing that your bed is all yours!

MarriageRejects Minecraft SMP

Communication, coping with rejection, DATING, dealing with rejection, emotional pain, emotional resilience., Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, love, marriage proposal, marriage proposal gone wrong, MarriageRejects, Minecraft, moving on, rejection, rejection advice, rejection stories, relationships, self reflection, self worth, smp, Vulnerability

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/300	Votes:	7463
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Are you tired of getting rejected in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where rejection doesn’t exist! We guarantee that no one will ever say no to your marriage proposal in our virtual world. In fact, we have a special wedding chapel where you can have as many virtual weddings as your heart desires. So come join us and say “I do” to endless love and acceptance!

StoneColdCraft

coping mechanism, coping strategies, emotional detachment, emotional health, emotional intelligence, emotional numbness, emotional regulation, emotional resilience., emotional stability, emotionless, meditation, mental health, mental strength, mindfulness, psychological well-being, self help, self-care, self-control, StoneColdCraft, Stress Management, Therapy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/800	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	157	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of feeling all the feels in Minecraft? Join our server and become emotionless in no time! Our secret potion will drain all your emotions, leaving you as cold and unfeeling as a block of ice. Say goodbye to pesky feelings like joy, sadness, and rage – now you can mine and craft without any distractions! Join us and embrace the void of emotion, where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and surviving in a harsh world. Emotions? Who needs ’em!

GeodeCraft – Because breaking virtual blocks is cheaper than therapy

armor, blocks, BREAKING, Cheaper, Custom crate tools, Custom Economy plugin, Custom Items, Discord, discussions, Entity/Spawner/Items stacking, GeodeCraft, Ip:, Items, Join, Lag-free, Land Claims, player feedback, Player Warps, quality of life, Resource worlds, Safarinet, Server, smp, Survival, Therapy, Updates, Vanilla, virtual

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/700	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Animals Bred:	127	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Farms Harvested:	452
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

GeodeCraft Server Overview

Server Type:	Semi-Survival
Version:	1.21
Features:	Land Claims, Custom items, Player Shops, McMMO, and more
IP:	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord:	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: What is the server type?

A: GeodeCraft is a semi-survival server with added features like a custom economy and player shops.

Q: Can I claim land?

A: Yes, players can claim land to protect their builds using the Land Claims feature.

Q: Are there custom items on the server?

A: Yes, GeodeCraft offers custom crate tools, armor, and items to enhance gameplay.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: mc.geodecraft.net

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

APPEAL, Audience, audio quality, digit, Digital, Entertainment, gain viewers, Minecraft, MODEL, PALS, PIXEL, post, Server, single digit audience, stay, Stream, Streamers, Subjective, Thread, thread for vtubers, Viewers, Vtubers, watch

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/500	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Crops Grown:	5900
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we cater to all the virtual streamers out there who are still waiting for that breakthrough moment! Ever dreamt of streaming to a single-digit audience? Well, look no further because we’ve got the perfect platform for you.

Join our server and post yourself for all to see! As long as you meet the requirement of having less than 10 viewers, you’re in! And if you’re wondering how to gain more viewers, just remember that entertainment is subjective. But hey, having a super appealing Minecraft skin and top-notch audio quality can’t hurt, right?

So come on down to our server and start your journey to virtual stardom! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll have a whole eleven viewers tuning in to watch you mine diamonds and build epic structures. The sky’s the limit (or should we say, the build height limit is the limit)!

Poland Minecraft SMP Jewish Village

Ancestry, Beautiful, culture, descendants, diaspora, Diversity, eastern europe, Girls, heritage, History, Holocaust, Identity, Israel, Jewish, Jewish community, Minecraft, Poland, Religion, smp, Thoughts, tradition, Ukraine, Village

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We may not have the biggest Jewish community, but we do have the most epic potato farms this side of Ukraine. And let me tell you, those beautiful Jewish girls in Israel? They’re all actually descendants of our players. That’s right, we’re basically responsible for creating the most gorgeous players in Minecraft history. So come join us for a chance to build insane structures, battle epic bosses, and maybe even find your own long-lost Jewish heritage. It’s gonna be a blast!

TransCraft: Bestie Betrayal

best friend drama, Bestie, BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, coping with betrayal, emotional processing, friendship betrayal, ignorance, ignoring someone, LGBTQ+ issues, outing someone, overreacting, personal boundaries, prejudice, relationship boundaries, self reflection, support systems, toxic relationships, trans rights, trans visibility, TransCraft, Transphobia, trust issues

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/100	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Villages Defended:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the relationship between Emma, Jake, and our protagonist!

We promise you’ll never be bored with us – whether it’s dealing with toxic relationships, outing secrets, or navigating the complexities of friendship, our server has it all. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in the middle of a scandalous love triangle like no other!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs mobs and mining when you can have all the drama and gossip you could ever want? Join now and let the chaos begin!

ShamefulSteveMC SMP

ashamed, EMBARRASSMENT, Guilt, hidden, Humiliation, imperfection, Insecurity, mistake, Personal, Private, regret, regretful, remorse, Secrets, self-conscious, self-judgment, shame, ShamefulSteveMC, smp, Vulnerability, Weakness

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/200	Votes:	1694
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Items Found:	1192
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and the most epic builds you’ve ever seen.

Forget about being ashamed of anything, on our server, we embrace all your embarrassing moments and turn them into legendary tales. Did you accidentally blow up your own house with TNT? No problem, we’ll just turn it into a tourist attraction! Did you accidentally hit your best friend with a diamond sword? Don’t worry, we’ll just pretend it was all part of an elaborate prank.

Join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might just end up becoming the hero of the server for the most ridiculous reason imaginable. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyClassroomCraziness

administration, bullying, CraftyClassroomCraziness, discipline, disturbing behavior, education, Inappropriate Behavior, learning environment, negative impact, Safety concerns, School, school culture, school environment, school incidents, Shocking incidents, Social Issues, Students, teachers, traumatic experiences, violence, worst thing

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/600	Votes:	486
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Have you ever seen a teacher turn into a zombie and start chasing students around the playground? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for the craziest school experience you’ll ever have, where you can build your own classroom, prank your friends with exploding textbooks, and even ride a rollercoaster through the cafeteria. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now and see what other wacky adventures await you!