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HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Ores Mined:	548	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	371193	Potions Brewed:	85
Astral Projections Made:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Items Found:	8273
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Orbs of Power Found:	11

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Potions Brewed:	99	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5683
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Enchantments Applied:	163
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	263
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Farms Harvested:	501	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	283
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Meteorites Collected:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9203
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	996	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net