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SingleSMP: DumbDaterMoment

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Are you tired of being surrounded by noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to laugh your way to victory!

Join us if you want to witness players trying to ride pigs off cliffs thinking they’re going to fly, or see someone accidentally setting their entire house on fire because they thought lava was a cozy fireplace.

We have a strict “no boring builds” policy, so get ready to see giant statues of chickens, roller coasters that go straight into the ocean, and houses made entirely out of TNT (for that explosive living experience).

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time, then come join us and see why being single in Minecraft has never been so entertaining!

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CraftyDisasterMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of cardboard? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds are made of pure chocolate!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited mining powers. Along the way, they met a friendly Enderman who taught them how to breakdance and a mischievous villager who sold them enchanted cookies. It was a journey filled with laughter, excitement, and a whole lot of pixelated fun. So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Oh, and did we mention that every new player gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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AmazonDamage Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where we make sure no one is cutting down trees like that brazilian dude!! we got all the trees you could ever want, no deforestation here!! plus, if you join now, you get a free pet parrot to fly around with you in the game, just like in the amazon rainforest!! and if you see anyone trying to cut down trees, you can report them to our tree police and they’ll be banned for life!! so come on down to our server and help us save the amazon, one block at a time!! 🌳🦜🚓 #savethetrees #minecraftjustice

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Blocky Rubles: Interest Rate Hike!

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HEY Y’ALL, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS CRAZY AS THE RUSSIAN CENTRAL BANK RAISING INTEREST RATES TO 18%?!?!?! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN VLADIMIR PUTIN WOULD BE IMPRESSED!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN, YOU ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A PLAYER JOINED OUR SERVER AND FOUND A DIAMOND THE SIZE OF A RUSSIAN NESTING DOLL! THEY BECAME THE RICHEST PLAYER IN ALL THE LAND, AND EVEN STARTED THEIR OWN COMMUNIST DIAMOND EMPIRE!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. OUR SERVER IS SO WILD, WE HAVE CREEPERS THAT WEAR USHANKAS AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE KALINKA DANCE! YOU’LL NEVER BE BORED WITH ALL THE SHENANIGANS GOING ON HERE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! WHO NEEDS A STABLE ECONOMY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S AS UNPREDICTABLE AS A RUSSIAN WINTER?!?!?!

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LootCraft: L vs I Edition

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so, like, this server is, like, the most epic place to play minecraft, like, ever. we have, like, unicorns flying around and, like, dragons breathing fire everywhere. you can, like, ride on a rainbow to get to different dimensions and, like, battle evil gnomes with diamond swords.

also, we have, like, a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance and, like, show off their sick moves. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

so, like, if you want to have the most epic time of your life, come join us on this server. but, like, be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave. it’s that, like, awesome.

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SingleSMP: DumbDaterMoment

CraftyDisasterMC

AmazonDamage Minecraft Server

Blocky Rubles: Interest Rate Hike!

LootCraft: L vs I Edition