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GF_Grinder_MinecraftSMP

50k, Agreement, Capped, Commitment, Deal, finances, financial limitations, gf, GF_Grinder_MinecraftSMP, Girlfriend, LIMITATIONS, MONEY, net worth, Partnership, Proposal, relationship, restrictions, Value, wealth, WORTH..

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, join our SMP and you might just find yourself a virtual girlfriend! That’s right, we have a special plugin that matches players up based on their in-game compatibility. Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, your net worth is capped at $50k. Why, you ask? Because we believe in equality and we don’t want any rich players flaunting their diamond armor and netherite swords while the rest of us are still rocking leather gear. Plus, it makes for some hilarious trading scenarios where players have to get creative with their limited resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy SMP today and experience the wackiest adventures and shenanigans you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

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NoRoom4USorry

apartment hunting, Boundaries, cold and callous, Communication, Community, DISRESPECTFUL, graduate student, lack of response, last minute, long distance, Moving, Négotiation, new chapter, NoRoom4USorry, PhD program, power dynamics, Relocation, renting, roommate, Time management, unprofessional

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a graduate student trying to find housing? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like the story of this poor landlord dealing with a flaky tenant.

Join us for the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next! Will your house suddenly disappear like this student’s housing opportunity? Will you be left hanging like the unanswered texts? The only way to find out is to join our server and experience the chaos for yourself.

Who needs a PhD program when you can navigate the drama of our Minecraft server? Come join us and see if you can survive the twists and turns of our virtual world. Just remember to communicate with your fellow players, or you might end up like this unfortunate landlord, feeling cold and callous.

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CashFlowCraft SMP

achieving goals, CashFlowCraft, dream career, dream job, exploring passions, financial freedom, following dreams, fulfilling aspirations, living without limits, living without restrictions, living without worry, luxury lifestyle, no financial constraints, passion pursuit, pursuing dreams, pursuing happiness, pursuing interests, smp, ultimate freedom, unlimited opportunities, unlimited possibilities

If money wasn’t a problem, I’d be living it up on the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever created! Picture this: a land where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and villagers throw wild parties every night. Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragon-riding pigs, building castles out of enchanted cheese, and riding llamas into battle against evil bunnies. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

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CraftyTelepathy

Collective consciousness, Communication, compassion, Connection, Consciousness, CraftyTelepathy, Empathy, Global, Humanity, long tail tags, love, mental connection, Message, mind reading, telepathic communication, telepathy, Thoughts, Understanding, Unity, world peace

If you could telepathically say something to all 7.9 billion people on earth right now, you should totally join our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. So come join us and let’s create a world where llamas rule and dancing creepers are the norm!

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MetalCraftALS-Killers

ALS, amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, Blood, death, Diagnosis, environmental factors, health, heavy metals, Medical research, MetalCraftALSKillers, metals, mortality, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorder, public health, research, risk factors, study, toxicology, University of Michigan, URINE

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL U SHOULD CUZ WE GOT ALL DA METALS U NEED IN UR BLOOD AND URINE TO SURVIVE AND THRIVE IN DIS CRAZY WORLD. ALS? MORE LIKE ALS-OME CUZ WE GONNA MAKE SURE U NEVER DIE FROM DAT SHIZZ. JOIN US AND LET’S GET LIT IN DA BLOCKY WORLD TOGETHER. YOLO!

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The Dark Fries: Greasy Edition

client side mods, Dark, Discord, Edition, Embeddium, Ferrite Core, Fries, greasy, Lag-free, Memory Leak Fix, minecraft server, Minimum Map, Modded minecraft, ModernFix, Modpack, Other, Performance Mods, Revivenode, server performance, server release, simple voice chat, Sound Physics Remastered, Witherstorm, Xaeros Worldmap

The Dark Skies Modded Server

The Dark Skies is an in development modded server focussing on Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod. TDS will be running on Revivenode’s 8GB Extreme plan to ensure maximum performance and no lag. TDS has no major mods other than Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod. Our modpack mostly consists of performance and client-side mods for convenience.

Mod List:

Mod Name
Cracker’s Witherstorm Mod
Embeddium
Ferrite Core
Memory Leak Fix
ModernFix
Simple Voice Chat
Sound Physics Remastered
Xaero’s Minimap Fairplay Edition (the only allowed minimap on our server)
Xaero’s Worldmap

We hope to see you here at release!

https://discord.gg/nrPZEn32ZC

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server before release?

A: No, the server is currently in development and will be open to players at release.
Q: Are there any banned mods or plugins?

A: The only minimap allowed on our server is Xaero’s Minimap Fairplay Edition.
Q: How can I stay updated on server news?

A: Join our Discord server at the provided link for all updates and announcements.

CuckholdCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime fans, anime memes, Anime Series, bigger cuckhold, Cuckhold, CuckholdCraft, fictional characters, Manga, manga characters, Manga community, Manga culture, Manga discussion, Manga fandom, manga memes, manga series, Minecraft, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your favorite anime/manga? Look no further because our server is the ultimate cuckhold paradise! Join us and experience the craziest adventures with characters who make your favorite anime characters look like amateurs. From epic battles to hilarious mishaps, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait? Join now and see if you can handle the insanity!

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CuttingCraftsman Minecraft SMP: The Reel Deal

blade runner, Career-killer, Cut, CuttingCraftsman, Deal, dialogue, editing, First Blood, Happy Ending, harrison ford, Howard Stern, Minecraft, movies, production issues, Reel, ridley scott, Rough cut, salvaged, Shooting script, smp, stallone, Studio, Theatrical cut, voiceover

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where editing is key to success! Just like how Stallone salvaged First Blood by cutting out his dialogue, you too can turn your Minecraft builds from disaster to masterpiece with some epic editing skills.

Join us and unleash your inner director as you edit your way to victory. Who needs a Hollywood happy ending when you can create your own epic storyline in the world of Minecraft? Take inspiration from Blade Runner and avoid the pitfalls of bad editing by crafting your world with precision and creativity.

So come on, join our SMP and show off your editing prowess. Who knows, you might just turn your Minecraft creations into blockbusting hits!

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Ex’sNarcissisticRevealMCServer

Abuse, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, consequences, Emotional Abuse, ExsNarcissisticRevealMCServer, family drama, Honesty, intervention, Manipulation, meddling, mental health, narcissistic tendencies, red flags, relationship, revealing secrets, toxic behavior, Trust, vindictive behavior, warning signs

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of my brother Zain’s relationship with the infamous Amber.

Amber is not your average Minecraft player – she’s a master manipulator, causing chaos wherever she goes. From revealing family secrets to exploiting innocent seamstresses, Amber’s antics will keep you on your toes.

But the fun doesn’t stop there! Join us as we navigate through the tangled web of relationships, where even friends like Laura get caught in the crossfire. Will she spill the tea to Salim about Amber’s past? Only time will tell on our server.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, if you’re looking for a server that’s never boring and always full of surprises, look no further. Just be prepared for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that rivals the best soap operas out there. See you in the game, where anything can happen!

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NoTripForYouLOL

adulting, Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, emotional response, financial obligations, financial responsibility, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Guilt, money management, NoTripForYouLOL, personal finance, self reflection, self-care, Selfishness, setting boundaries, travel expenses, travel plans, trip cancellation.

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about unreliable friends ruining your plans! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine this: You and your friend are about to embark on a journey to the farthest reaches of the Minecraft world. You’ve booked your flights, reserved your hotel, and everything is set for an epic adventure. But wait, your friend suddenly can’t afford to go and expects you to foot the bill? Not on our server!

Join us and leave behind the drama of unreliable friends who can’t manage their finances. On our server, you’ll never have to deal with selfish companions who expect you to cover their expenses. It’s all about fun, friendship, and building amazing creations together.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Leave the guilt and sleepless nights behind, and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. See you in the game!

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The Dark Skies Modded Server

Mod List:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: Can I join the server before release?

Q: Are there any banned mods or plugins?

Q: How can I stay updated on server news?