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“just a normal smp”🤫💀🔥

1.17, 1.21, Anarchy, bedrock, bedrock edition, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, errors, Fun, gameplay, java edition, Join, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, normal, OneBlock, Play, PvP, Server, SERVER HOST, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Updates, Version

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Hi I opened an minecraft server U can join at java and bedrock edition Server version is 1.17-1.21(u can join at lower version but it will have some error)Have funBc it will have some problem when you play😈

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PixelStorage Minecraft Server

apartment, best place, burglars, clever hiding place, confidential files, covert storage, Data Protection, digital security, discreet storage, external SSD, Hide, home security, Minecraft, personal belongings, PixelStorage, porn backup, Protect, secret hiding spot, SECURITY, Server, theft prevention, USB drive, Wife

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	6335
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Looking for a place to hide your precious USB drive or external SSD from pesky glowies, burglars, and even your snoopy spouse? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most skilled thieves couldn’t uncover.

Join us and build your own fortress with hidden compartments, trapdoors, and secret tunnels to keep your porn backup safe and sound. Who knew protecting your stash could be so fun and adventurous? Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment as you defend your digital treasures from all who dare to steal them.

So come on over to our server and start hiding your USB drives like a pro. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back – your secret hiding spots may just become legendary tales whispered among players for generations to come.

SubhumanSMP – Minecraft SMP: I Am Convinced

advocating, computer accessories, computer peripherals, computer setups, Convinced, digital tools, full hd monitors, libre office, Minecraft, monitor size, office software, Opinions, personal choices, Preferences, productivity tools, smp, subhumans, SubhumanSMP, Tech Trends, Technology, user preferences, wireless peripherals, wireless technology, workspace organization

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	26
Farms Harvested:	688	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. The chicken was wielding a diamond sword and challenging all players to a duel. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs. Imagine dancing to the beat while dodging explosive dance moves – talk about a party to remember!

And if that’s not convincing enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for five minutes. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies like a majestic eagle?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in our crazy world!

BBQ Bash Minecraft Server

barbeque, Bash, bbq, cluttered, coffee, DIRTY, dirty dishes, displeased host, division of expenses, drinks, friend’s house, lack of cooperation, lack of courtesy, lack of effort, lack of hospitality, lack of preparation, Minecraft, mutual friend, Party, Server, uncomfortable environment, unhelpful girlfriend, unhelpful host

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to make you pay for groceries or clean up after us like some ungrateful hosts at a BBQ!

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about making coffee for lazy hosts or dividing up the cost of virtual groceries. Our server is clutter-free and full of exciting challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dividing is your time between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with ungrateful hosts and dirty dishes.

StepFamilySueCraft

BETRAYAL, biological father, child support, deposit account, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial injustice, financial responsibility, grandpa’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, lawsuit, legal action, legal rights, sibling rivalry, Siblings, stepfamily, StepFamilySueCraft, stepmother

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Farms Harvested:	727
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	170
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family inheritance battles and step into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about missing deposits or greedy stepmothers.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build your own empire, without any pesky siblings stealing your hard-earned resources. Plus, we have special quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs 50K EUR when you can have unlimited diamonds and gold in Minecraft? It’s time to show your family who the real boss is in the world of blocks!

GoldRushMC Server: Milei’s Mystery Transfer

abroad, argentina, assets, Business, Destination, Economy, EL PAÍS English, Financial, Foreign, GOLD, GoldRushMC, Government, investigation, milei, Mileis, Mystery, quantities, reserves, scandal, Server, speculation, Transfer, transparency

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Void Armor Forged:	22	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest treasure hunt ever! we have hidden all of Argentina’s gold in the game and you have to find it before Milei gets mad! he’s been looking for it everywhere but we hid it so well he can’t find it!

rumor has it that the gold was actually transferred abroad by a sneaky player who wanted to keep it all for themselves. but we won’t tell you who it was, you have to figure it out on your own!

if you find all the gold, you’ll become the richest player in the game and everyone will bow down to your epic minecraft skills. but be careful, there are traps and challenges along the way that will test your bravery and cunning.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Argentina’s gold along the way.

CraftyComrades: RIP Prisoner

Accountability, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, Luhansk, military aggression, Prisoner, prisoner of war, RIP, russia, russian military, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	948
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6496	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Star Shards Collected:	203
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. We got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. You can, like, build a house out of candy and ride a giant chicken into battle. It’s, like, a total party up in here.

And, get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can fight off zombie llamas with laser eyes. Plus, we have a disco party every night with DJ Villager spinning sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! We have a quest where you have to rescue a princess from a herd of evil sheep. And if you beat the quest, you get a pet panda that farts diamonds.

So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s, like, the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust me, bro, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

KrautCraft: White People’s Kimchi

Cabbage, culinary comparisons, cultural cuisine, ethnic dishes, fermented foods, food preservation, food stereotypes, German cuisine, Healthy Eating, homemade fermentation, international foods, kimchi, Korean cuisine, KrautCraft, lacto-fermentation, peoples, pickled vegetables, probiotics, SAUERKRAUT, tangy flavors, traditional foods, White, white people

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mines Excavated:	4491	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Buildings Constructed:	42
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

hey u! do u like minecraft? do u like sauerkraut? well, do we have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft server where sauerkraut is the main currency!

imagine building a castle made entirely out of sauerkraut blocks, or battling other players with sauerkraut swords! the possibilities are endless on our sauerkraut-filled server.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a little secret – our server is actually run by sauerkraut-loving aliens who have come to earth to spread the joy of fermented cabbage to all minecraft players. join us and be a part of the sauerkraut revolution!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most sauerkraut-tastic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mastodon Mayhem: Rewriting History!

ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropology, Archaeological Findings, archaeology, Cerutti Mastodon, early humans, evolutionary history, Fossil discovery, fossil excavation, History, human evolution, human origins, ice age, Mastodon, MAYHEM, MegaFauna, Megafauna Extinction, paleoanthropology, Paleontology, prehistoric animals, Prehistoric discoveries, ReWriting, scientific discovery

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a story that will blow ur mind like a creeper explosion! so listen up, there was this thing called the Cerutti Mastodon, a fossil that could totally rewrite the human story. like, imagine if humans and mastodons were bffs back in the day, building epic structures together and going on wild adventures. that’s the kind of history u’ll uncover on this server, where every block tells a tale and every mob has a secret to spill. join now and be part of the legend, cuz this server is lit like a nether portal on fire!

JudoMaster Minecraft Server

athlete, black belt, Combat Sport, Competition, Dedication, discipline, Dojo, grappling, Judoka, JudoMaster, martial artist, Martial Arts, master of Judo, mental toughness, Minecraft, perseverance, Physical fitness, self defense, Server, skill, strength, Technique, Training

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Farms Harvested:	506
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crops Grown:	7265	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Are you tired of being the underdog in Minecraft PvP battles? Are you wondering why your character isn’t as strong as you’d like? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret dojo where you can train with the master of Judo himself! That’s right, he may not look like much in-game, but once you’ve mastered the art of Judo, you’ll be flipping your enemies left and right like a pro. Join now and unleash your inner martial artist on unsuspecting players!