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  • Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread

    Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 8646
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Buildings Constructed: 47
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 New Chunks Explored: 349394
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Secret Passages Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

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  • Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

    Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 6152
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9876 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

    If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

    Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

    So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

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  • Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

    Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/500 Votes: 8070
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 513

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

    But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

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  • βœ…βœ…SKYBARS❀️SURVIVAL❀️MINI-GAMESβœ…βœ…βœ… Minecraft server

    βœ…βœ…SKYBARS❀️SURVIVAL❀️MINI-GAMESβœ…βœ…βœ… Minecraft server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 5220
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    ✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

    ✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

    ✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

    ✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

    ✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

    ✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

    ✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

    ✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

    ✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

    ✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

    ⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

    ⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

    ⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

    ❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

    MCRY.SKYBARS.ME

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  • Not a Good Game, But It’s… Minecraft Server

    Not a Good Game, But It’s… Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 9412
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Villages Defended: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

    Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft world out there. Our server is so bad that it’s actually good, and you’ll have a blast navigating through all the glitches and absurdities.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off. If you win, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

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  • VShojo+ SMP – General Banter

    VShojo+ SMP – General Banter
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 3260
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /vsj+/ where the VShojo crew is taking over the virtual world with their shenanigans and hilarious antics.

    Imagine a world where Froot is building a giant fruit kingdom, GEEGA is riding around on a cyberpunk-themed rollercoaster, and Henya is creating genius contraptions that defy all logic. Hestia is spreading happiness everywhere she goes, while Hime is battling dragons with her trusty sword made of pure diamond.

    But that’s not all! Hotaru is leading an army of ninja cats, Kson is hosting a grand sushi-making competition, and Kuro is training an army of wolves to protect his fortress. Mata is building a magical castle made entirely of candy, while Melody is serenading the villagers with her enchanting voice.

    Meanwhile, Michi is on a quest to find the rarest of rare items, Mouse is organizing a massive Twitch recap party on a floating island, and Nagi is busy creating portals to other dimensions. And let’s not forget about Peke, who is busy speaking in riddles and casting spells on unsuspecting players.

    And at the center of it all is Zen, the master of chaos and mayhem, who is always up to something unpredictable. Join us at /vsj+/ for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. See you in the virtual world, where anything is possible!

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  • ””>CLAP”’ Minecraft Server

    ””>CLAP”’ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 6601
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 195
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Villages Defended: 10 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

    Join us for the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat (because why not?). Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the villagers bust out their best dance moves, and a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy bread? Hey, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world!

    So come on down and join us on HE>CLAPCROSSED>CLAPSTATE>CLAPLINES>CLAP Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers). Let’s get blocky!

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  • Is This Minecraft SMP?

    Is This Minecraft SMP?
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 3694
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Elemental Crystals Collected: 68
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where players ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers.

    But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of evil bunnies. Will you be brave enough to face them and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride!

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 4082
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 49 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Epic Shields Constructed: 15 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Imagine a world where you can pick your favorite Marvel hero or villain and battle it out in intense 6v6 team-based matches. Who wouldn’t want to see Ironman go head to head with Thanos in a pixelated showdown?

    But wait, there’s more! We have leaked upcoming characters that will blow your mind, including a secret Thor 4 skin that will have you feeling like a true Asgardian warrior. And don’t forget about our exclusive MCU tie-in skins that will make you feel like you’re part of the Avengers team.

    Join us on this wild adventure where you can explore different maps, master your favorite characters, and dominate the competition. Plus, if you join now, you’ll receive a gift code for a free Ironman skin to show off to all your friends.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the Marvel Rivals Minecraft server and let the battles begin!

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  • Glowies You Won’t Do Shit Minecraft SMP

    Glowies You Won’t Do Shit Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 6018
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 82 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Villages Defended: 13
    Emeralds Found: 8050 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Towns Built: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where Glowies won’t stand a chance against our epic community of players. Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    But that’s not all. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on any intruders trying to grief our builds. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle it out in the skies for rare loot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and show those Glowies who’s boss. Trust us, your war in Ukraine will be over before you know it.

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  • Nice Girls Minecraft Server

    Nice Girls Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/600 Votes: 2329
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 78 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of nice girls making it difficult for you to flirt? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, all the players are actually secretly evil witches in disguise! You’ll never have to worry about being too nice or polite here, because everyone is out to sabotage each other in the most hilarious ways possible. Join us for a chaotic and unpredictable experience that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs nice girls when you can have wicked witches instead?

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  • /5N@F/ Minecraft SMP General

    /5N@F/ Minecraft SMP General
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    Players: 110/800 Votes: 8810
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a creeper explosion, more laughs than a pig in a minecart, and more adventure than a quest for diamonds!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. We’ve got slam poetry nights where players can express their innermost feelings about getting blown up by a TNT trap or falling into a pit of lava. Don’t miss out on the chance to showcase your poetic skills and earn the respect of your fellow Minecrafters.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Scott Cawthon himself, the mastermind behind Five Nights at Freddy’s. Rub elbows with the creator of one of the spookiest game franchises out there and maybe even get a sneak peek at his next big project.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Join now and become part of the craziest, most fun-loving community in the Minecraft universe!

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  • What is the IP for PGL Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for PGL Minecraft Server?
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 9484
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 38 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Dimension Hops: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Farms Harvested: 790 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5

    New Minecraft ServersPGL, also known as Professional Gamers League, is a leading esports tournament organizer and content creator. With a focus on competitive gaming events and productions, PGL has established itself as a premier destination for esports fans worldwide. Known for their high-quality broadcasts and engaging gameplay, PGL continues to elevate the esports industry through innovative storytelling and top-tier competition.

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