Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, comedy, digital humor, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor board, humor thread, Humour, imageboard, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, sarcasm, smp, Thread, WIT

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Emeralds Found:	9082

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Cute Dumbasses Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2265
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mines Excavated:	4530
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!

If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.

Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.

So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Blocky Memes & Dank Dreams: The ‘/pol/ humor thread’ Minecraft Server

4chan, Blessing, blocky, Canadian, DANK, dreams, Edition, Entertainment, funny, GET IN HERE, humor, humor thread, internet culture, jokes, LAUGHING, leaf, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political humor, satire, Server, Thread

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
New Chunks Explored:	621250	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Void Gems Collected:	27
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is blessed by the mystical Leaf of Destiny, rumored to grant players with unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride on the back of a unicorn. You heard that right, folks. Unicorns are real on our server and they’re ready to take you on a magical journey through the pixelated skies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can be partying with flying pigs and unicorns? Let’s get this party started, Leaf!

CountryHopper Minecraft SMP

CountryHopper, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Magic Items Found:	4398
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Crops Grown:	5386	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of living in a boring old country with no pizazz? Well, have we got the place for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a land where the grass is always greener and the pigs fly (literally, we have a mod for that).

Our server is so amazing that even if you were forced to move out of your country, you would choose to live here instead. Why, you ask? Because we have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a pet dragon that breathes fire on command.

But that’s not all! We also have a community of players who are as crazy as you are, hosting weekly dance parties in the Nether and building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks. So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and never look back at your boring old country again!

BlockyBountyHunter

abhorrent jobs, BlockyBountyHunter, dirty jobs, disgusting careers, distasteful professions, filthy work, foul tasks, grim professions, grimy occupations, gross occupations, nasty profession, nauseating jobs, noxious careers, offensive occupations, putrid tasks, repulsive careers, revolting jobs, unclean work, unpleasant tasks, unsanitary work, vile professions

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ores Mined:	8204
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and become a professional poop scooper! That’s right, we have a whole town dedicated to cleaning up virtual animal waste. But don’t worry, it’s not all stinky work – we have poop-themed mini-games and competitions to keep things interesting. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest diamonds can be found hidden in the piles of poop…if you’re brave enough to dig through it! So come join us and embrace the stink on our one-of-a-kind server.

EcoCrafters: Paying the Price for Pollution

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon pricing, climate change, curb heat-trapping gases, EcoCrafters, emissions reduction, Environment, environmental impact, global warming, mitigation efforts, Nations, Paying, policies, polluting, Pollution, price, Pump, regulations, renewable energy, researchers, success

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2358	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Animals Bred:	137
Zombie Dances:	9	Buildings Constructed:	28
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight climate change by building giant wind turbines and solar panels to power our virtual world! we have tried 1,500 ways to save the planet and let me tell ya, not many have worked. but hey, at least we’re trying, right? you can be a hero and save the environment while playing minecraft, how cool is that? plus, if you pollute too much in the game, you have to pay a price… like having to walk everywhere because we take away your virtual car. join us now and be a climate warrior in the world of blocks and pixels!

IndieCraft Server – BigIndieGlob

BigIndieGlob, Chuuba birthday calendar, corpo vtubers, ducks, indie vtubers, IndieCraft, koikatsu cards, large indies, non-english vtubers, OC material, Server, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, twitch streamers, upcoming birthdays, virtual youtubers, vod archival guide, Vtubers, vtubers discussion, youtube equivalent

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s not run by demons? Look no further! Join our server for indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why join, you ask? Well, because large indie vtubers need love too, and they’re outnumbered by 2viewers by the thousands! This server is for the VIPs, regardless of what language they stream in.

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go ahead, as long as you’re a Twitch partner or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. And hey, we’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide, VOD Archival Guide, and even a Wheel of Names for some crazy fun!

But wait, isn’t that one a corpo? Don’t worry, as long as they don’t own talent IPs and have at most one member with over 1000 CCV, they’re welcome here! Check out our /lig/ Numbers, VOD Archive, and even our Chuuba Birthday Calendar (WIP) for all the upcoming celebrations.

And if you’re into some SEEEEEEEEEX, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for you to enjoy! So come join the madness and build your own OC material for the OP. Ducks are welcome too! Don’t forget to check out our other useful threads like /vt//wvt/, /vt//corpo/, and more.

Previous Thread: >>83474603 Join now for a wild ride that’s not for the faint of heart!

StakeCraft SMP – Aren’t We Due for a New Version of Staking Soon? Only a Minecraft SMP

anticipation, arent, Blockchain, countdown, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Défi, Development, digital assets, due, Financial, general access anniversary, innovation, Investment, milestone, Minecraft, new version, proof of stake, Release, smp, StakeCraft, Staking, Technology, Upcoming, Upgrade, v0.2, Version

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have a special feature called “reverse staking” – instead of staking your claim on land, the land stakes its claim on YOU! It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

And get this – in just a few months, we’re celebrating the anniversary of our v0.2 update with a special event where all players have to wear chicken suits and only communicate through clucking. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of shenanigans we’ll get up to next!

DadCraft Server: Bro’s Trip Cancelled for Baby Duty

baby, Bonding, bros, CANCELLED, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadCraft, Decision making, Duty, exhaustion, family, Fatherhood, husband, Motherhood, newborn, newborn phase, parenting, postpartum, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stress, Support, trip, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Votes:	3278	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	118

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we understand the struggles of parenthood…kind of.

Join us and escape the real world drama like this one mom who thinks her husband should cancel his bro trip to help with their newborn.

On our server, you can leave your responsibilities behind and focus on building the most epic castle or exploring the craziest caves. No judgment here if you need a break from changing diapers or dealing with relationship drama.

Plus, we have a special quest where you have to navigate through a mountain cabin filled with baby zombies and fishing challenges. Who needs a bro trip when you can have a virtual adventure like this?

So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Just make sure to prioritize your Minecraft duties over your real-life ones…or not, we won’t judge!

HusbandInterruptedAITAH

auto saves, backup, Communication, distraction, Frustration, Game, gameplay, Gaming, ghost of tsushima, husband, HusbandInterruptedAITAH, interruption, overreacting, Quitting, redoing, sensory input, starting over, Storyline, stress, tutorial

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	884
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where distractions are not allowed! If you’re tired of missing important tips because someone won’t stop talking to you during a standoff, then this is the server for you. Our players are focused and ready to conquer any challenge without interruptions from pesky husbands.

Join us and never worry about missing crucial information again, because on our server, we make sure you have all the tips you need to succeed. Plus, if you ever feel like quitting because of a missed tutorial, just know that starting over is not an option here – we believe in pushing through and conquering every obstacle in your path.

So come on over to our server and show everyone that you can handle any distraction thrown your way. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new sense of focus and determination in the process. Don’t be the asshole who quits, be the hero who perseveres and comes out on top!

CraftyChicksLoveBlocks

#Thoughtfulness, Affection, appreciation, attentiveness, Caring, Communication, consideration, CraftyChicksLoveBlocks, Empathy, Gestures, Gratitude, Kindness, love, Men, mindfulness, relationships, Respect, romance, Support, Understanding, Women

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Star Shards Collected:	162
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Hey gamers, are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – but shh, it’s a secret!

2. We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving out hugs (explosive hugs, that is) to all our players.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who will guide you to hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot.

4. We host weekly build battles where the winner gets their very own pet dragon to ride around the server on.

5. Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant wishes to players – just be careful what you wish for!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

The Atlas Project Bedrock Server: Where we mine and craft and barely get any sleep!

#addons, +18, Atlas, Barely, based on what players want, bedrock, better on bedrock, Community, Craft, Decisions, Discord, Fun, Gaming, join today, mini blocks, more elytras, more-enchantments, more-shields, multiplayer, Players, Project, Server, Sleep, smp, Survival, texture packs, world

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	5465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Votes:	5817
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6674	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Minecraft Bedrock 18+ Server

A Minecraft Bedrock 18+ Server looking for players! We use Addons such as Better on Bedrock, Mini Blocks, More Enchantments, More Shields, More Elytras as well as texture packs to add a better look to the world! Decisions are made based on what players want! Join Today! Discord Link

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the server IP address provided or through the Discord link.
What are the server rules?	Respect other players, no griefing, and follow the instructions of the server admins.
Are there any banned items or blocks?	Yes, a list of banned items and blocks will be provided on the Discord server.
Can I invite friends to the server?	Yes, you are encouraged to invite friends to join the server as long as they meet the age requirement of 18+.

QuakeCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, alien invasion, Classic Game, Communication, First Person Shooter, fps, futuristic, Gaming, intense gameplay, long tail tags, Minecraft, multiplayer, online gaming, PC Gaming, priority alpha, Quake II, Quakecraft, retro gaming, Sci Fi, Server, video game

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Zombie Dances:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers, where the only way to defeat them is by doing the chicken dance!

Explore our enchanted forest filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds (yes, you read that right)!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city where you can ride dolphins and have dance parties with mermaids!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

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