humor posts – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyTrump’sGOPCritique

bipartisan perspective, CraftyTrumpsGOPCritique, Democrat, donald trump, hypothetical scenarios, party loyalty, political affiliations, political analysis, political beliefs, political bias, political commentary, political comparisons, Political Criticism, Political debate, political discourse, political opinions, political party dynamics, political rhetoric, political viewpoints, republicans

Imagine a world where Donald Trump is a Democrat… oh wait, you don’t have to imagine because on our Minecraft server, anything is possible! Join us and witness the chaos as Trump builds walls to keep out the creepers and tries to negotiate trade deals with the villagers. Will he still have his signature combover? Will he tweet in ALL CAPS about his latest mining adventures? Only one way to find out – join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs politics when you have Minecraft?

TrudeauCraft2023

#announcement, Canadian government, Canadian Leader, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, decision, Federal Election, future plans, justin trudeau, leadership, Legacy, Liberal party, mp, not running, political career, political news, prime minister, re-election, Retirement, stepping down, TrudeauCraft2023

so like, justin trudeau is like, peace out y’all, i’m not gonna be a mp anymore. but like, who cares about that when you can join this minecraft server that is like, the bomb diggity.

we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. if you join, you might even get a chance to ride a unicorn through a rainbow.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super secret.

so forget about justin trudeau, come join our server and have the time of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Venom Block AI

AI-designed proteins, antidote, Artificial Intelligence, biotechnology, BLOCK, Breakthrough, Counter, Healthcare, innovation, Lethal, life saving, Medical research, new, pharmaceuticals, protein engineering, Science, snake venom, Snakebite, Technology, toxin neutralization, VENOM, venomous snakes

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND U CAN FIGHT LETHAL SNAKES WITH NEW AI-DESIGNED PROTEINS!!! U CAN BE A SNAKE WHISPERER AND TAME THEM AS UR PETS!!! WE HAVE SNAKE PIT PARTIES EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT!!! ALSO, OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE IN THE SHAPE OF A GIANT SNAKE!!! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SURVIVE THE SNAKE APOCALYPSE!!! #SNAKEQUEEN #PROTEINPOWER #DIAMONDSNAKE

Universe Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Universe SMP, a colorful and fun Minecraft server! Here, we provide a variety of exciting game modes designed to suit the needs of all types of players, whether you are a survivor or a builder.

Our server supports Cross Play, allowing Java and Bedrock/Pocket Edition players to enjoy the game together without any barriers. We also have regular weekly Events and Challenges, a Friendly Community, and Custom Plugins to enhance your gaming experience with unique features and enhancements.

Universe SMP is a Minecraft Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server that offers a variety of interesting features for all players, both those who like the challenge of survival and those who like to be creative in building. This server is not only a place to play, but also a means to build new communities and learn new skills.

play.universesmp.xyz:25576

Apex Forge

24/7, ApexForge, building, Community, Crafting, Discord, Environment, Exploring, Features, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Memories, Minecraft, new, Play, Safe, Server, Small, Survival

Hey, thanks for checking out ApexForge!

ApexForge is a new, small Minecraft server crafted to provide a safe, fun, and friendly environment for players of all ages. Whether you’re building, exploring, or just hanging out, ApexForge is the perfect place to make friends and create lasting memories. Join us and be part of our growing community!

The server is up 24/7/365, come play any time!

I have a decent portion of the server already set up and play ready, however, I do plan to incorporate more features in the future.

Join us on Discord!

apexforge.org