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Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Potions Brewed:	27	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	9798
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

Anime, anticipation, bastard, Crafty, creator, Disappointment, Fans, Frustration, Greed, Hiatus, Hunter x Hunter, long trail, Manga, manga industry, new chapters, satisfactory conclusion, selfish, Server, storytelling, togashi, Togashis, Unfinished, Waiting

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6830
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Runes Activated:	7
Mines Excavated:	1896	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Magic Items Found:	6359	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

Blocky Burger Delivery

blocky, burger, convenience, Corpos, coupon, Deal, Delivery, Dining, DISCOUNT, discount code, eat cheap, food delivery, Hack, method, money saving, online ordering, Order, promo, Rebellion, save money, strategy, takeout, Uber Eats

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

50 days, bondage, boom, Confidence, Dedication, DOOM, Dude That’s Lewd, Failure, Hope, lewd vtubers, market, MAYHEM, Minecraft, ROPES, specific market, success, unbounded success, VAllure, VAllures, Vtuber, weight, Wholesome

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Zombie Dances:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

Horizon Craft: Where Creepers are Friends and Diamonds are Forever

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us at Horizon games for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that only the bravest players can find it and claim its treasures.

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while riding on flying pigs. Yes, you heard that right. Flying pigs.

3. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! We have a special event where players can tame and ride their very own dragons around the server. Just be careful not to crash into any buildings!

4. Our staff members are all trained ninjas who will help you with any questions or issues you may have. Need help building a castle? They’ll swoop in and build it for you in record time.

So what are you waiting for? Join Horizon games now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

LoveCrafted: Where redpills and romance collide in the world of Minecraft!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of being redpilled on the true state of women? Looking for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the dating world by building your own love shack with pixelated pigs and cows as your companions. Who needs a significant other when you have a diamond sword and a pet creeper to keep you company? Join now and let the blocky love story begin!

ChunkyCraft: Where even the creepers are on a diet!

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2737
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Animals Bred:	53
Dimension Hops:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be as thicc as this portly gentleman? Then come join our server where we promise to fatten you up with all the virtual cake and cookies you can eat! Our exclusive weightmaxxing program will have you looking like a Minecraft Steve on steroids in no time. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a gang of mischievous cows who will do your bidding if you offer them a sacrifice of golden carrots. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start bulking up like never before!

Crafty Shield Heroes

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9031	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Are you tired of boring, predictable anime that make you question your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server where we guarantee you’ll have a more complex storyline than that one anime everyone seems to love!

On our server, you can collect waifus of all ages (because we’re not creepy like that other show), engage in friendly slavery (but don’t worry, they like it), and witness the most competent players rise to the top by outsmarting a bunch of complete idiots (sounds familiar, right?).

And if you thought a shield was just for defense, think again! On our server, we’ve turned shields into the ultimate aggressive weapon because why the heck not? So come join us for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than watching that anime on repeat!

Creepers and Crazies: ‘I Hate You’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crops Grown:	7630	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will have you saying “I hate you” to all your friends who aren’t playing with you.

Our server is home to a community of players who thrive on pure madness. From building giant statues of chickens to hosting epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cake, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the evil bunnies in the Nether), and a special event every week where players have to survive a night in a haunted mansion filled with ghostly mobs.

So why wait? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, when you’re having the time of your life, don’t forget to tell your friends “I hate you” for not being a part of the fun!

Blocky Adventures: Where You Can Stay Home and Still Explore!

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Votes:	4240
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Are you tired of spending time and money on boring vacations where you don’t even talk to anyone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and embark on a virtual journey like no other. Explore exotic lands, build incredible structures, and interact with players from all around the world without ever leaving the comfort of your own home.

Who needs to travel when you can experience the thrill of adventure right from your computer screen? Plus, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about awkward small talk or expensive plane tickets.

So why waste your time and money on real-life vacations when you can have the ultimate gaming experience on our server? Join now and start your virtual adventure today!