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EntranceEpicness Minecraft Server: Where even the door is legendary!

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mines Excavated:	1040	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame entrances? Well, look no further because our server’s entrance is literally a rainbow slide that leads you into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers! Join us for the most epic entrance experience of your Minecraft life and never look back. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Beef Banter

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is where the real drama unfolds!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken King and the Sheep Queen as they fight for control of the server. Will the chickens finally overthrow their woolly overlords? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of pigs who are plotting to take over the entire server with their advanced technology and superior intelligence. Will you join them in their quest for domination or will you stand against them and fight for freedom?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see what crazy adventures await you. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

Blocktopia: The Volumes Edition

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Potions Brewed:	58	Evil Twin Fights:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of explode? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat, because why not? And did we mention that every full moon, the mobs throw a party and invite players to join in on the fun?

But that’s not all – we have custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Zombie Dance-Off” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary “Diamond Unicorn” that poops out rare loot for anyone brave enough to approach it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you get too close to a TNT trap set by a mischievous player). Volumes awaits you, where the only thing crazier than the world itself is the players who inhabit it.

vanilla survival server Minecraft

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

if the server is closed, log in at 9 a.m. Moscow time

kowak.exaroton.me:49753

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP VS Hypixel

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Mines Excavated:	3523	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Hypixel	Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP
Massive player base	Unique medieval fantasy RP setting
Wide variety of minigames and activities	Custom Caeda Engine for immersive roleplaying experience
Frequent updates and events	Rich lore and diverse cultures in the continent of Ilias
Well-established server with professional staff	Enchanting magic system with enchanted items and relics
Free to play with optional in-game purchases	Focus on player-driven storytelling and character development
Competitive gameplay and leaderboards	Engaging community on Discord for roleplaying and interaction

Hypixel FAQ

Is Hypixel free to play?	Yes, Hypixel is free to play with optional in-game purchases available.
What kind of minigames does Hypixel offer?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames including Skywars, Bed Wars, and Murder Mystery.
Are there frequent events on Hypixel?	Yes, Hypixel hosts frequent events and updates to keep the player experience fresh.
How big is the player base on Hypixel?	Hypixel has a massive player base with thousands of players online at any given time.
Is there a way to interact with other players on Hypixel?	Yes, Hypixel has a bustling community and players can interact through chat, parties, and guilds.

Caeda Custom Medieval Fantasy RP FAQ

What is the setting of Caeda?	Caeda is set in a unique medieval fantasy realm on the continent of Ilias, filled with rich lore and diverse cultures.
What is the Caeda Engine?	The Caeda Engine is a custom code system that enhances the roleplaying experience on the server, allowing for immersive storytelling and character development.
How does magic work in Caeda?	Magic in Caeda is bestowed upon mages who draw their power from enchanted items and relics, adding depth to the roleplaying experience.
Is Caeda focused on competitive gameplay?	Caeda is more focused on player-driven storytelling and character development, creating a collaborative and immersive roleplaying experience.
How can I get involved in the Caeda community?	Players can join the Discord community for Caeda to interact with other roleplayers, engage in storytelling, and participate in events.

SwitchCraft: Nintendo’s Countdown to Minecraft Madness!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7470
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Are you tired of waiting for Nintendo to announce the Switch 2? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience the Switch 2 before it even exists! Our virtual world is so advanced, it’s like playing on a console from the future. Join us and be the envy of all your friends as you explore a world that Nintendo can only dream of. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to play on the Switch 2 before it’s even a reality!

Email Purge LOLZ Craft – Where ICP Threads Rule and Creativity Reigns Supreme!

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8325
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers with no drama? Look no further, because our server has had 0 ICP (Internet Crazy Person) threads since the email purge! That’s right, no crazy rants or conspiracy theories here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few secret underground societies (shh, don’t tell anyone). Our community is full of quirky characters and wacky adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the virtual Minecraft world). Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your daring exploits and outrageous antics. Join now and let the craziness begin!

Reunion SMP: Where you’ll never find a reset, but might find a chicken riding a pig. Coming soon 1.20.5!

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Buildings Constructed:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	6675	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/DXNQvtpjNe
Origins	This server is a sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community.
Vanilla	The server has claims, homes, and a player economy, but is still considered almost entirely vanilla.
Market	The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.
Ranks	We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /vip on the server.
Roles	Owner – Go_ing Admin – Foxy75, Splooshie Moderator – Neeser_, Nix_Quinn_Dem

FAQs

Q: Can I join the server without using Discord?

A: Yes, you can join the server without using Discord, but it is recommended to stay updated with the community and announcements.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building or gameplay?

A: As long as you follow the server rules, you are free to build and play as you wish.

Q: How can I earn money on the server?

A: You can sell diamonds to the server for $100 each and also set up shops at spawn to sell items to other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: Currently, there are no banned items, but any exploits or cheats will result in disciplinary actions.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can contact one of the moderators or admins in-game or on Discord to report any rule violations.

Blocky Banter Bunker

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2928
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Russian arrest warrant for the Ukrainian President? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Putin himself would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of being wanted by a major world power, just like Zelensky and Poroshenko! Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have the adrenaline rush of evading arrest warrants?

With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Whether you’re dodging Russian spies or plotting a coup against your fellow players, the excitement never stops. So come on down and join the chaos – just make sure you have your lawyer on speed dial!

Blocky VHS Mania: The Ultimate Cave Adventure!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7898	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a VHS wall in a man cave – totally retro and totally awesome!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your very own man cave filled with VHS tapes of all your favorite 80s movies. Want to watch “The Goonies” while mining for diamonds? No problem! Need some inspiration from “Back to the Future” while crafting your next masterpiece? We got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with treasure and guarded by a giant robot made entirely out of cassette tapes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the robot, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the VHS wall in my man cave madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.