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SlowBurn Gaming

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Void Gems Collected:	38
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Emeralds Found:	7415

join dis epic minecraft server where u can lose weight faster than a mouse on a treadmill! we got signal molecules that will regulate ur energy metabolism like a boss, so u can burn fat like a pro. forget about diets and exercise, just join our server and watch the pounds melt away. we even got humans in on this action, so u know it’s legit. come join us and get fit while building epic structures in the blocky world of minecraft!

A brand new minecraft anarchy server

2b2talternative, 2b2tclone, 2Y2C, Anarchy, Cheat, crack, free, Hacks, Minecraft, Server, Survival, SURVIVE, Vietnamese

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2915	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	93

Hi guys, this server is named 6y6c, a brand new minecraft anarchy server. You can do whatever you want in this server(including hacks, cheat, etc). Also note that this is a clone of 2y2c which has a vietnamese anarchy server opened by channy, and this server is crack too.

Btw if you want a place to survive, just join 21.ip.gl.ply.gg:17480. It’s free you know! 🙂

21.ip.gl.ply.gg:17480

Red, White & Blocks Minecraft Server

America, American pride, American values, BELIEF, blocks, courage, Democracy, FAITH, freedom, Hope, Minecraft, nationalism, optimism, patriotism, perseverance, red, resilience, salvation, SAVED, Server, strength, triumph, united states, Victory, White

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crops Grown:	6511
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to save America! How, you ask? By building giant statues of bald eagles made entirely out of diamonds, of course! Join us and help defend the land of the free and the home of the brave from creepers and zombies with your trusty diamond sword!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bigfoot, who roams the forests and challenges players to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret portal hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be transported to a magical land where unicorns roam free and rainbows are made of candy!

So come on down to our server and join the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs to save the princess when you can save America instead?

CraftyCut Minecraft Server

can’t find your Sid, CraftyCut, finding Sid, looking for Sid, lost and found scissors, lost office supplies, lost scissors, Minecraft, misplaced scissors, misplaced tools, missing Sid, Scissors, scissors conundrum, scissors dilemma, scissors hunt, scissors mystery, scissors search, searching for Sid, Server, what’s the matter, where did Sid go, where is Sid

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground society of sentient scissors who are on a mission to find their lost friend Sid! Join us on this epic quest filled with twists, turns, and plenty of crafting along the way. Who knew a simple pair of scissors could lead to such a wild adventure? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to help these scissors reunite with Sid, because on our server, anything is possible!

Mom’s House Hustle

alf, assisted living, bills, college, credit card debt, dementia, Grandchild, high demand profession, House, Housewife, hustle, Inheritance, living trust, moms, Mortgage, Pension, power of attorney, rare, Retirement, round the clock care, social security, student debt, Will

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8179
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from family drama and financial woes? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual riches!

Our server is so fun, it’ll make you forget all about your mom’s broken hip and your sister’s power of attorney schemes. Build your own virtual house and leave it to your favorite grandchild (or keep it for yourself, we won’t judge). Who needs real estate drama when you can have blocky bliss on our server?

With our server, you can escape the real world and dive into a world where the only debt you have to worry about is how many diamonds you owe your virtual villagers. So come join us and leave all that family drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only drama is whether you’ll survive the night or not!

LonelyCraft Minecraft Server

adaptation, Apocalypse, contemplation, Decision making, Despair, discovery, emptiness, Exploration, freedom, introspection, ISOLATION, Legacy, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, Minecraft, Reflection, resilience, RESPONSIBILITY, self reliance, Server, solitude, Survival, uncertainty

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	147	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Chimeras Created:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of being the last person on Earth with no one to play Minecraft with? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can join a community of survivors who have all somehow managed to survive the apocalypse!

Join us for epic battles against mutant zombies, build insane fortresses to protect yourself from radioactive creepers, and team up with other survivors to raid abandoned cities for precious loot.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground bunker where you can trade with mysterious NPCs, uncover ancient artifacts, and even ride on the back of a mutant chicken (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate survivor in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional nuclear explosion).

BlockyConspiracy

acceptance, Awareness, BELIEF, BlockyConspiracy, Conspiracy, controversial, denial, Evidence, facts, hidden truths, ignorance, Misconception, Perception, proof, Reality, skepticism, taboo, Truth, unacknowledged, unpopular opinion, Unrecognized

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4655	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server and discover the truth about the secret underground society of dancing chickens! Yes, you heard it right – these chickens have some serious moves that will make you question everything you thought you knew about poultry. But that’s not all, we also have a hidden village of talking llamas who give out the best loot in the game! So if you’re ready to uncover the bizarre and hilarious secrets of our server, come join us and prepare to be amazed!

MoonCaveDwellers

astronaut safety, Astronauts, Cosmic Discovery, discovery, extraterrestrial shelter, future trips, lunar cave, lunar discovery, Lunar exploration, Moon, moon shelter, MoonCaveDwellers, outer space, scientific breakthrough, scientists, Shelter, space exploration, space habitat, Space missions, Space Travel, Underground cave

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S OUTTA THIS WORLD LITERALLY? WELL, GUESS WHAT, OUR SERVER HAS AN UNDERGROUND CAVE ON THE MOON! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! YOU CAN BUILD YOUR OWN SPACE BASE AND PRETEND YOU’RE AN ASTRONAUT!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE’VE GOT ALIENS THAT DROP DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS THAT WEAR SPACE SUITS! OH, AND DID I MENTION THE MOON CHEESE? YEAH, IT’S REAL AND IT TASTES LIKE A MIX OF CHEDDAR AND GORGONZOLA!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE SPACE EXPLORER! WHO NEEDS NASA WHEN YOU’VE GOT OUR CRAZY MOON CAVE? LET’S BLAST OFF TO FUN! 🚀🌕✨

OxyLossCraft: Save the Seas!

#sustainability, Biodiversity, Bodies of water, climate change, conservation, ecological balance, ecosystems, environmental crisis, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, Livelihoods, marine life, Oxygen depletion, Oxygen loss, OxyLossCraft, Planetary boundary, Save, scientists, SEAS, water pollution, water quality

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where we got oxygen loss in da water as a feature! yea u heard dat right, u can watch as da fishies struggle to breathe while u build ur epic base underwater. it’s like a real life aquarium but wit a twist! swim with da suffocating fishies and experience da thrill of survival in a world where oxygen is a luxury. come join us and be part of dis crazy adventure where u gotta fight for every breath u take. who needs air when u got blocks to mine and creepers to battle, amirite? so join now and experience da ultimate challenge in minecraft history!

Mods9: The Server Where Even the Creepers Wear Top Hats!

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Modpack	AllTheMods 9
Version	1.20.1 (Modded)
Discord	Join our Discord

About Us:

We’re a small AllTheMods 9 survival multiplayer server looking for members to join and play.

Join Us:

First join our Discord server, then fill out the application to be added to our whitelist.

Getting Started:

Install the Mod Pack: Download the mod pack through the CurseForge launcher.
Join the Server: Use the IP address provided to connect to our server.

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and fill out the whitelist application to get access.

Q: What mods are included in the modpack?

A: You can find the list of mods on the CurseForge page for AllTheMods 9.

Q: Is this a vanilla Minecraft server?

A: No, this is a modded Minecraft server using the AllTheMods 9 modpack.

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