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LoveCrafted

fear of abandonment, fear of being alone, fear of being cheated on, fear of being controlled, fear of being hurt, fear of being manipulated, fear of being misunderstood, fear of being taken advantage of, fear of being used, fear of betrayal, fear of commitment, fear of failure, fear of heartbreak, fear of intimacy, fear of loss, fear of opening up, fear of rejection, fear of trust, fear of vulnerability, LoveCrafted

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Potions Brewed:	101	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Mines Excavated:	4319	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of your relationships being as unstable as a creeper in a lightning storm? Well fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that your in-game relationships will be as strong as diamond armor! Join us and find your perfect player 2, whether you’re looking for a partner to mine diamonds with or someone to build a castle with. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in the form of creeper explosions and zombie sieges? So come on, join us and let’s craft a love story together!

PutinOuttaUkraine Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic pressure, diplomatic solutions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, Kursk invasion, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, political strategy, putin, PutinOuttaUkraine, Server, The White House, Ukraine

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Putin tryna invade Kursk but da White House be like “nah bro, get outta Ukraine!” So now we got a whole war goin’ on in dis virtual world, and u gotta come help us fight for peace and justice and stuff. Plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. So like, what u waitin’ for? Join now and be a hero in da battle against evil!

IsraelExitFest

Audience, comedian, comedian’s choice, comedy, controversial, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, Event, exclusion, FESTIVAL, humor, intolerance, IsraelExitFest, Israeli, Leave, members, Performance, Show, Stage, stand up

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1540
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6941

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have, like, a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is actually a giant cake that you can eat to gain superpowers? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. Plus, our staff is made up of talking parrots who only speak in puns.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or, like, whatever. Just join already, okay?

IslandHoppersCraft

ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, Ancient Discoveries, Ancient plant artefact, ancient settlements, archaeological evidence, archaeology, Australia, early humans, eastern Indonesia, human history, humans migration, indigenous populations, ISLAND, island hopping, IslandHoppersCraft, migration patterns, migration routes, northern route, plant remains, prehistoric

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4008
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER!

SO, GET THIS – LEGEND HAS IT THAT THIS SERVER WAS BUILT ON TOP OF AN ANCIENT PLANT ARTEFACT THAT REVEALS THE SECRETS OF HUMAN MIGRATION! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT! APPARENTLY, HUMANS USED TO MIGRATE FROM AN ISLAND IN EASTERN INDONESIA TO AUSTRALIA THROUGH THE NORTHERN ROUTE, AND THIS SERVER HOLDS ALL THE SECRETS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, YOU CAN FIND DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF, FIGHT ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL SKELETONS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS TIGHTER THAN A CREEPER’S GRIP ON A PLAYER WHO FORGOT TO BRING TORCHES!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND (AND MAYBE YOUR HOUSE)!

CrabCraft: Where Crustaceans Rule and Steve’s Accepted! 1.21

Accepted, Active, application, application form, August 25th, Community, CrabCraft, Crustaceans, Discord, enthusiastic, Events, Griefing, hermitcraft, Rollbacks, rule, Season, Secure, Server, Steves, supportive, True Form, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Season Start	Season 3 Begins August 25th on 1.21
Vanilla Experience	True vanilla survival similar to HermitCraft
Voice Chat	Enhanced voice chat for seamless communication
Community	Vibrant and supportive Minecraft community
Discord	Engaged Discord server for discussions and events
Security	Whitelisted server for a safe environment
Backups	Regular server backups for protection against griefing

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out the short application form in our Discord server and we’ll get back to you!

Q: When does Season 3 start?

A: Season 3 begins on August 25th on Minecraft version 1.21

Q: Is the server vanilla or modded?

A: The server offers a true vanilla experience, similar to HermitCraft.

Q: How can I communicate with other players?

A: We have enhanced voice chat for seamless communication with fellow players.

Q: How can I stay updated on server events?

A: Join our lively Discord server for discussions, events, and updates.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: The server is whitelisted and offers a safe, friendly environment for players.

Q: Are there regular server backups?

A: Yes, we provide regular server backups to protect against any potential griefing.

Deku’s SlurpCraft Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Anime, Character, clip, deku, Deku funny, Deku meme, Dekus, Entertainment, Fandom, funny, humor, internet culture, Manga, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Server, SlurpCraft, slurping, Surprise, Video, viral, viral video

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Votes:	2477	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with so much chaos and craziness that even Deku would be impressed! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts slurping up all your loot! But don’t worry, because on our server, llamas are actually friendly and will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just be prepared for the occasional SLURP SLURP SLURP along the way!

GayCraft SMP – “Why are people here so freaking fabulous? Everytime there’s someone…”

acceptance, coming out, discrimination, Diversity, Everytime, Fabulous, freaking, Gay, GayCraft, Homosexuality, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ identity, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, people, pride, queer, sexual orientation, smp, Someone, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53
Void Armor Forged:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	118
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the players are as gay as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us if you want to experience a server where the chat is filled with people talking about sucking dick and getting freaky in the virtual world. Don’t worry, we don’t judge here – in fact, we encourage it! Who knew building blocks could bring out such wild desires in people? So come on, join us and let your gay Minecraft fantasies run wild!

NoSmokinRoomAITAH

AITAH, asthma, BEDROOM, Boyfriend, Cannabis, england, health, illegal, joint, NoSmokinRoomAITAH, Philippines, room, roommate, sacrifice, Sleep, smoke, smoking, staff accommodation, tobacco, tobacco smoke, waterpipe

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	787
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of your boyfriend turning your bedroom into a smoke-filled sauna every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the haze of tobacco smoke! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy while you build and explore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never guilt trip you for asking them to follow the rules. Say goodbye to tear-filled arguments about smoking etiquette and hello to a drama-free gaming experience.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a magical “anti-tobacco” potion that will make your boyfriend forget all about his beloved joints. Who needs a speech about sacrifices when you can just sip on a virtual elixir instead?

So why wait? Join our smoke-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to nighttime smoke sessions and hello to a healthier gaming environment. Your lungs will thank you!

ParentalLiesMC SMP

Childhood, concealment, confession, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, family, fib, Guilt, hidden secret, Hidden Truth, Hiding, lie, never tell, ParentalLiesMC, parents, Secrets, shame, smp, Trust, Truth, untruthful, white lie

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Villages Defended:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ores Mined:	7337
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Animals Bred:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where lying to your parents is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Need an alibi for why you were up all night playing Minecraft instead of studying? We got you covered with our custom “My internet was down” excuse generator. And if your parents ever catch you in the act, just tell them you’re conducting important research for our SMP’s top secret mission to uncover the hidden diamond mines of Atlantis. Trust us, they’ll never suspect a thing! So come join us and let your inner trickster run wild in a world where the only rule is: never admit to your parents that you’re addicted to Minecraft.

BlockCraftWisdom

Adulthood, adulting, advice, BlockCraftWisdom, Experience, growing up, guidance, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Towns Built:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the carefree days of your youth? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from responsibilities and boring grown-up stuff!

Join our server and experience a world where the only adult advice you’ll need is how to build the most epic castle or mine for diamonds like a pro. Say goodbye to bills, deadlines, and drama, and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing that matters is having fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!