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Blocky Boys and AK47s: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Experience

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7610
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is the same height? Look no further! Our server is so wild, we measure height in AK47s! That’s right, if you’re not taller than 2 AK47s, you won’t even make the cut! Join us for a crazy adventure where the only thing taller than our players is the amount of fun we have. Who needs a tape measure when you’ve got guns, am I right? So come on down and see if you measure up to the competition (literally)!

MineMind Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Kingdom of Heaven is at hand…literally! Join us for a heavenly experience like no other, where angels mine diamonds and the clouds are made of cotton candy.

Looking to build a castle fit for a king? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally build your own heavenly palace complete with golden gates and a moat filled with holy water.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers give out hugs instead of exploding. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join us in the Kingdom of Heaven Minecraft server and prepare for a divine adventure like no other. Just be sure to watch out for any rogue angels trying to steal your diamonds…they can be quite mischievous!

Bissetts Skyblock Server Needs Staff!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9560
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8709
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Join our Skyblock server and help us build an amazing community! We’re looking for dedicated staff members to assist with moderation, events, and player support

167.114.34.222:25599

PlapperMan’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5260
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crops Grown:	7094

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! We’ve got secret dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties, and a PvP arena where the winners get to ride off into the sunset on a unicorn (yes, we have unicorns).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player so skilled he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Rumor has it he’s still out there, building pixelated monuments to his greatness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wackiest, wildest, most wonderful Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Oh, and maybe a spare pair of diamond boots – you never know when you’ll need to do the diamond rain dance!

WaveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4697
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Animals Bred:	77
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	7148	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Farms Harvested:	239	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. We’ve got custom maps that will blow your mind and opening cinematics that will make you question reality.

But that’s not all! We have emotes that will make your character dance like never before and a friends list that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft buddies. Plus, we have exclusive codes that will unlock secret treasures and power-ups.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky journey and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-encrusted llama riding a rainbow unicorn. It’s all possible on our server. See you there!

Mushroom Games

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

– Randomly Generated Custom Worlds! – Custom Recipes for healing items! – All kinds of kits with a whole variety of weapons, abilities, passives! – Earn currency based on your placement, time survived, and kills! – Purchase Kits, Pets, and Trails to show off during the lobby! – Sponsor players with gifts and items if you don’t make it! – Java Vanilla 1.20.1 with 1.8 style combat!

hg.mushroom-games.com

BauBauCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ores Mined:	9603

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with baubau Edition madness!

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the cha-cha slide. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who moonwalks while spitting fireballs. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

But that’s not all! Our players are as entertaining as they come. From Mococo’s epic covers to Fuwawa’s hilarious antics, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have exclusive baubau merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest Minecraft server in town and experience the baubau Edition like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Terrence’s Tech Trouble Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Falling into the Void:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Animals Bred:	110	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us and witness the mind-blowing consequences of Terrence Howard’s revelations on the truth about math. Who knew math could be so scandalous?

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find secret underground bases filled with treasure, epic battles with giant mutant chickens, and even a disco party with creepers as the DJ. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of Steve himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Churumeru

Anarchy, Arenas, Decorative particles, Duels system, English, Killing bosses, No Hacks, No protection, Objectives, Own inventory, PvP, Spanish, Vanilla, vanilla server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	283
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Vanilla Server, no lobby, just enter and start playing! No hacks|No protection|Spanish/English. Duels system with own inventory and arenas. Upcoming system for decorative particles rewards for completing objectives/killing bosses.

Churumeru.com:25585

SUNSET SMP – where Bedrock and Java have trust issues

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4815
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Towns Built:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Sunset SMP Overview

Features	New Minecraft SMP server
Community	Existing gaming community
Server Leadership	Experienced and community-driven staff team
Gameplay	Unique/custom plugins while maintaining core gameplay

FAQ

What makes Sunset SMP unique?

Sunset SMP offers unique gameplay with custom plugins while still preserving the core Minecraft experience.

How is the community involvement on the server?

The server aims to be very community-heavy, with events and player engagement at the center of gameplay.

Where can I join the Discord server?

You can join the Discord server at http://discord.ss-rp.com

What are the IP addresses for the server?

The IP addresses for the server are mc.ss-rp.com (default ports 25565 for Java and 19132 for Bedrock).

CarryCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	277
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

a diamond sword so sharp, it could slice through a whole army of creepers in one swing. His armor was made of enchanted dragon scales, making him practically invincible. But the most impressive thing about him? He was a member of the most epic Minecraft server in existence.

On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil witches with exploding sheep. You can build a house out of rainbow blocks and watch as unicorns prance around your front yard. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking trees and dancing skeletons.

But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive the challenges that await them. Are you ready to join the ranks of legends and become a true Minecraft master? Then come on down to our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!