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BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1019	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3320	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3974	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

better yearly pacing, Ip:, live action, Minecraft, New Movie, normal anime, pixelcraft, post time skip arcs, remake, remastered, SEASON 2, Server, winning, WIT

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	51	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

apologies thread, dumb, dumb dumb dumb, early apologies, Indonesia, long tail, Minecraft, smp, tags, Thread

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteorites Collected:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

BlockyBoredomBeGone

BlockyBoredomBeGone, discontent, dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction with life, dissatisfaction with self, emotional distress, feeling unhappy, finding purpose, lack of fulfillment, Life, life struggles, main reason, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal issues, reasons for unhappiness, seeking happiness, self improvement, unhappiness, Unhappy, unhappy with life

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ores Mined:	1074	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

Conflict, consequences, eastern europe, international relations, Justice, MARINES, Military, murder, paratroopers, prisoners, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, RevengeCraft, russia, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, violence, War

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

adhd, Girls, Wild

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8247	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Sneed City

Anarchy, Anarchy Cracked server 1.12.2 ViaVersion Bedrock Edition PvP Survival Community Economy Missions Shop Plugins Events Factions Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1681	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	240	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

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SMSMCraft Network

2012, 2017, Beloved, BIGGER….., Community, Discord, epic comeback, Factions, Fun, games, Haven, KitPvP, legend, Memories, Minecraft, Mini Games, Players, reborn, server ip, Skyblock, Skywars, SMSMCraft Network, Staff, Staff Team, Survival, Survival Games, Variety

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4073
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Chimeras Created:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Return to the Legendary SMSMCraft – Where Memories Are Reborn!

From 2012 to 2017, SMSMCraft stood as a beacon of fun and community in the Minecraft world, attracting a staggering 250,000 unique players. Known for its incredible variety of games and an amazing staff team, SMSMCraft was a beloved haven for Minecraft players. Now, the legend returns! SMSMCraft is making an epic comeback, bigger and better than ever.

Join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SMSMCraft Server IP: SMSMCraft.com

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