humor channels Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

ANNOYED, bewildered, can’t believe it, Confused, CraftyCraze, disbelief, exasperated, Flabbergasted, Frustration, irritated, mind blown, mind-boggling, Minecraft, seriously, seriously what is happening, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., UNBELIEVABLE, What on Earth, what on earth is happening, what the heck, what the heck is going on

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/900	Votes:	8860
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond-encrusted sheep that poops out enchanted golden apples. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move to the latest Minecraft jams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Minecraft SMP: GruntAndGrief

adult content, AGGRESSIVE, cock sucking mouth, derogatory, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit language, explicit talk, fuckable, GruntAndGrief, grunting, inappropriate, little bitch, Minecraft, NSFW, offensive, sexual, sexual talk, smp, tear dat ass up, Vulgar

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Animals Bred:	150
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to cause chaos and have a good time!

Picture this: you log on and immediately hear someone shouting about tearing up some block’s ass and admiring their cock-sucking mouth. Yep, that’s just a regular day on our server. We’ve got players who are not afraid to let their freak flag fly and say whatever the heck they want.

But that’s not all! We’ve got insane stories that will make you question your sanity. Like the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken and declared it the new ruler of the server. Or when a group of players decided to start a cult worshiping a block of dirt. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP and let your inner weirdo out to play. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

CraftyCreeperClash

aita, badmouthing, CAFETERIA, career, coffee, CraftyCreeperClash, date, entitled, Friend, frustrating, Future, Incident, judgmental, ken, Manager, MONEY, Nurse, nursing school, prestigious company, SECURITY, Stolen

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/900	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you’ll encounter more twists and turns than a rollercoaster!

Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and shady characters, just like in this wild cafeteria tale. Who knew stealing lunch could lead to such high-stakes drama?

With a community as unpredictable as this story, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Single forever? Not on our server, where anything can happen!

BlockyBizarreCity

Alarming, appalling, BIZARRE, BlockyBizarreCity, crazy, Disturbing, disturbing sights, fucked up, inappropriate, jaw-dropping, odd, Outrageous, Public, shocking behavior, Shocking incidents, Shocking.., strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unsettling, UNUSUAL, weird

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/600	Votes:	1166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	665	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig through the streets of a bustling city? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more explosions than a creeper convention. Trust us, you’ll never look at public weirdness the same way again after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let the madness begin!

SabotageCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, connectivity, criminal activity, cyber attack, Damage, data breach, digital infrastructure, DiSRuPtiON, fiber optic networks, France, internet, investigation, law enforcement, Minecraft, network outage, network security, Repair, sabotage, SabotageCraft, Server, Technology, telecommunications, Vandalism

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/900	Votes:	2067
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Emeralds Found:	1169
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, man. we got fiber optic networks that are like, totally sabotaged in parts of france. but like, don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! join us and see if you can navigate through the chaos and still build the sickest minecraft creations ever. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is lurking around, ready to challenge you to a build battle. are you brave enough to take him on? come join us and find out, but like, watch out for those sabotaged fiber optic networks, man. it’s a wild ride on this server!

Kim’s Block Party: Stranded in NK

Asia, authoritarian regime, BLOCK, Dictatorship, emergency declaration, emergency response, global concern, government control, human rights violations, humanitarian crisis, international news, isolated nation, Kim Jong-un, Kim regime, Kims, Korean Peninsula, military rule, North Korea, North Korean crisis, Party, political turmoil, stranded, stranded citizens, travel restrictions

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/700	Votes:	5477
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Items Found:	2680	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

so, like, this server is like a total blast, man. kim jong un, like, declared an ’emergency’ and now thousands of peeps are stranded in north korea. but, like, don’t worry, cuz we got a minecraft server that will totally save the day.

join us and build your own underground bunker to escape the craziness above ground. you can even team up with dennis rodman and shoot hoops in the virtual basketball court we have set up.

plus, rumor has it that kim jong un himself is a secret player on the server. so, like, come join the fun and see if you can outbuild the dictator himself.

don’t miss out on the wackiness that is happening on this server. join now and be a part of the madness.

NerveTechPTSD&SepsisTrackers

DOCTORS, early detection, Health Innovation, healthcare advancements, immune responses, immune system, immunoparalysis, Medical research, medical technology, nerve activity, nerve sensors, NerveTechPTSDSepsisTrackers, patient care, patient monitoring, PTSD awareness, Sepsis, sepsis prevention, technology integration, track PTSD, wearable devices, wearable tech

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/800	Votes:	1735
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

join our epic minecraft server and experience the ultimate adventure like never before! our server is equipped with the latest wearable tech that can track your nerve activity and alert you if you are at risk of PTSD or sepsis. imagine fighting off creepers and zombies while also keeping an eye on your nerve activity levels – talk about multitasking!

not only that, but our server has special quests and challenges that can help improve your immune system and prevent immunoparalysis. become the ultimate warrior while also taking care of your health – who knew minecraft could be so beneficial for your well-being?

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and embark on a journey filled with excitement, danger, and wearable tech madness! (Disclaimer: wearable tech may not actually exist on our server, but it sure does sound cool, right?)

PixelVille Network

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/500	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to PixelVille! PixelVille is an exciting new Minecraft SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server that brings a unique experience to players of all kinds. Our server offers a friendly community and a lot of features that ensure endless fun and exploration. Join Us Today! Explore our custom terrain, team up with friends, and complete quests. Our dedicated staff team is here to welcome you and ensure you have the best Minecraft experience.

Key Features: Cross-Play Compatible!! Player-Run Economy: Engage in a dynamic economy where you can trade, sell, and purchase items with other players. Gravestones: Recover your inventory easily after death with our gravestone system. Dungeons: Challenge yourself with our custom dungeons filled with unique mobs and epic loot. Leveling System: Progress through levels to unlock new abilities and rewards. Weekly Community Events: Participate in exciting events that bring the community together and offer great rewards. Supportive Community: Join a friendly and welcoming community where players help each other thrive. Vote for us on your favorite Minecraft server lists to help PixelVille grow and improve! Let the adventure begin!

play.pixelville.org

LunaSMP

collaboration, Community, cooperation, Discord, Economy, Events, Experience, forum, Fun, Growing, in-game currency, Latest Version, LunaSMP, Minecraft, OneBlock, ONLINE, Relaxing, Server, Small, smp, Survival, unique world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/500	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	6687	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Animals Bred:	129
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

LunaSMP is a small but growing Minecraft SMP server that focuses on a fun and relaxing experience for everyone. The server runs on the latest version and is online 24/7.

The server has a strong focus on community and cooperation, and there are many opportunities to meet and collaborate with other players.

Some of the unique features of LunaSMP are:

A unique world An economy based on in-game currency Regular events An active Discord forum for players to communicate with each other If you’re looking for a fun and relaxing Minecraft SMP experience, then LunaSMP is the perfect place for you!

play.lunasmp.nl:19132

Get lost in MINEWARD – where the only quest is to survive the classic RPG madness! 🗡🛡️

Bosses, cave expeditions, classic, classic RPG, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Discord, Dungeons, grind, ip address, jewel finding, leviathan hunting, Lost, madness, Minecraft, Mineward, non-p2w, passion project, PvE, Quest, Quests, RPG, Server, SURVIVE, tombs

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/500	Votes:	7334
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Emeralds Found:	6597	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Dimension Hops:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Server Overview

Discord	https://discord.gg/EmSxmwJnNp
IP Address	mineward.us.to (1.19.4-1.21) (JAVA+BEDROCK)

Bosses, tombs, grind, the usual. Content branches of cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, jewel finding and similar! Custom mobs and items, of course. (No models though). Random stuff I felt could be fun to do. We are a EULA compliant, non-P2W server. It’s a passion project!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server EULA compliant?	Yes, we are EULA compliant and non-P2W.
What versions of Minecraft does the server support?	We support versions 1.19.4-1.21 for both JAVA and BEDROCK editions.
Are there custom mobs and items on the server?	Yes, we have custom mobs and items, but no custom models.
What kind of content can players expect on the server?	Players can enjoy bosses, tombs, grinding, cave expeditions, leviathan hunting, jewel finding, and more.