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AZPBMD: Where chaos meets simplicity – No starting over, just good old fashioned mayhem for everyone to enjoy!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2781
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	244	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	178
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

A Zombie Pigman Brooke My Door Server

Server Info
Host: dontplaythisserver.com (USE THIS TO CONNECT)
Website: https://www.azpbmd.com/

Check us out at AZPBMD on TikTok and Instagram!

Rules: No hacked clients of any kind, no x-raying of any kind. The only approved clients are vanilla and optifine. Any client that allows hacks will result in a ban.

Warning: Chat is unmoderated, so if you are a parent you might consider this server inappropriate for your children.

FAQ

Question	Answer
When was the server created?	The server was created in late 2019.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules are simple – no hacks and no x-ray. Only vanilla and Optifine clients are allowed.
Is the server up to date with Minecraft releases?	Yes, we stay up to date with the newest official Minecraft releases.
Is the server Bedrock compatible?	Yes, the server is Bedrock compatible.
Is there an AFK kick on the server?	No, there is no AFK kick on the server.
Is there a Vote to Win system on the server?	No, there is no Vote to Win on the server.

Ari’s Slutty Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crops Grown:	5504
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet Ari, the legendary Vaporeon who is rumored to be the most compatible Pokefemboy slut in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like this before!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a group of mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned a whole village into a giant cake just for laughs! Who knows what they’ll do next?

So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just be careful not to anger the creepers – they have a tendency to explode in the most inconvenient places!

HolyCraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9688
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	103
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a volcano filled with lava-proof chickens. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ with their ribcages. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but be careful, it has a tendency to turn players into giant talking carrots).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere)! Trust us, once you experience the chaos and hilarity of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular Minecraft server again.

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9353
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a total boss? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to flex your virtual muscles and show off your building skills!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures, exploring hidden dungeons, and conquering epic quests. But wait, there’s more – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items just waiting to be discovered!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: on our server, you can ride a giant chicken into battle, build a house made entirely of diamonds, and even tame a dragon as your loyal companion. Yes, you heard that right – a freaking dragon!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

AuntieSnapDeleteCraft

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3273
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Magic Items Found:	3104	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Emeralds Found:	4329	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Are you tired of boring family drama and petty Facebook comments? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time that will make you forget all about your aunt’s passive-aggressive behavior!

On our server, you can build epic structures with your new virtual family of players who actually appreciate you. No more last-minute babysitting requests or awkward family gatherings – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can hang out with your brother’s kids in pixelated form. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast with virtual nieces and nephews?

So say goodbye to family feuds and hello to a world of blocky adventures on our Minecraft server. Trust us, it’s way more entertaining than dealing with your aunt’s Facebook comments.

GalacticRejects Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3882
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mines Excavated:	2953	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

If aliens came to invade earth, they would take one look at our Minecraft server and be like “Nah, these humans are too busy building giant statues of chickens and riding pigs off cliffs to bother with conquering them.” Join our server and help us show those aliens that we may be a little crazy, but we’re definitely not boring! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to communicate with extraterrestrial life through pixelated block creations. So come on, help us save the world one block at a time!

CraftyRevoltUSA

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1977
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5333	Animals Bred:	33
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	153	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Are you tired of sitting at home and watching the chaos unfold on the news? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner revolutionary in a virtual world where anything is possible.

Picture this: instead of protesting in the streets, you can build your own virtual protest signs and march through our pixelated city squares with your fellow players. Want to throw virtual Molotov cocktails at virtual police officers? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and our server rules, of course).

But that’s not all! We also offer exclusive in-game events where you can overthrow corrupt virtual governments, organize virtual sit-ins, and even participate in virtual hunger strikes. Who needs real-life civil disobedience when you can do it all from the comfort of your own home?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the revolution begin! (Disclaimer: Please do not actually incite real-life violence or illegal activities, this is all just for fun and games)

CubanCraft: War Economy

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	New Chunks Explored:	815862
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! This server is like the government of Cuba in a ‘war-time economy’ but with way more explosions and creepers! Join us for the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We’ve got diamond armor for days and secret treasure chests filled with unlimited riches. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave. So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky zombies). Let’s do this!

ToothTasticCraft

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Animals Bred:	166	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

so, like, this server is, like, the best place to show off your teeth in minecraft, ya know? like, we have this crazy feature where your character’s teeth actually affect how attractive they are in the game. like, if you have, like, really shiny teeth, other players will be, like, totally drawn to you. it’s, like, the ultimate way to flex in minecraft, bro.

and, like, not only that, but we also have this wild quest where you have to collect rare teeth from, like, mythical creatures in order to unlock special powers. imagine having, like, dragon teeth that give you the ability to breathe fire or unicorn teeth that make you run super fast. it’s, like, a dental adventure unlike anything you’ve ever seen before.

so, like, if you wanna show off your pearly whites and embark on a toothy quest, then, like, join our server now. trust me, you won’t regret it.

PlasticPixelCraft

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1459
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	7170	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Buildings Constructed:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where we turn trash into treasure! we got scientists who can turn microplastics into glowing dots that will light up your world like a disco party! imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a glowing pile of plastic-turned-gems, it’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow! join us and be part of the most eco-friendly and sparkly server in the minecraft universe!